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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
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You've got to add love after telling her she's overreacting and don't forget to ask if it's her time of the month  |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
You've got to add love after telling her she's overreacting and don't forget to ask if it's her time of the month "
Good point, I'll start another thread....... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
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I’m guessing you’re single ?
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
You've got to add love after telling her she's overreacting and don't forget to ask if it's her time of the month
Good point, I'll start another thread......."
You've got to survive this one first
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
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Hold on, I'll check....... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check......."
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
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I can’t imagine why as you would surely be quite a catch |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
I can’t imagine why as you would surely be quite a catch "
I'm quite fussy......  |
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"Also if they ask if there bum looks big in this, say compared to what?
They bloody love that!"
When they ask "do you like this dress"? The best response is "it looks..........."comfortable"
The duration of the pause is very important. |
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"Also if they ask if there bum looks big in this, say compared to what?
They bloody love that!
When they ask "do you like this dress"? The best response is "it looks..........."comfortable"
The duration of the pause is very important."
Thanks for your sage advice OP. |
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"Also if they ask if there bum looks big in this, say compared to what?
They bloody love that!
When they ask "do you like this dress"? The best response is "it looks..........."comfortable"
The duration of the pause is very important.
Thanks for your sage advice OP."
No problem, I'm here to help..... |
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"Your insight is........ Interesting, shall we say  the length of my pause was about three seconds, accompanied by a eyebrow raise "
A single eyebrow or both? That makes a very big difference |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
"
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?  |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
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I'm guessing he is joking!  |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out? "
Put a steak on it. Not too well done or you’ll have scorch marks to deal with too |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out? "
Please tell me you didn't hit her? |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Put a steak on it. Not too well done or you’ll have scorch marks to deal with too "
I’m vegetarian - do you think some fruit would suffice? |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? "
mine!!!!!!! |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
"
Exactly right - works every time  |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? mine!!!!!!!"
Phew...........
As you're a veggie you might have to try a quorn steak. |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Exactly right - works every time "
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I'm not daft you know.... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? mine!!!!!!!
Phew...........
As you're a veggie you might have to try a quorn steak. "
I chose fruit, instead. I’ll let you know how I get on in a few mins. I’ve just sliced the fruit into...slices. |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? mine!!!!!!!
Phew...........
As you're a veggie you might have to try a quorn steak. "
Lettuce leaf? Oh and pass us a beer whilst you're up love. |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? mine!!!!!!!
Phew...........
As you're a veggie you might have to try a quorn steak. "
Mushroom risotto?  |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Tried it.
Got any hints on how to sort a black eye out?
Please tell me you didn't hit her? mine!!!!!!!
Phew...........
As you're a veggie you might have to try a quorn steak.
I chose fruit, instead. I’ll let you know how I get on in a few mins. I’ve just sliced the fruit into...slices. "
If you use pineapple slices she'll still be able to watch the telly through the hole in the middle..... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
Exactly right - works every time
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I'm not daft you know.... "
No indeed you aren't - enlightened is the word I would have used x |
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Here's what you do for instant forgiveness.
Tell her to calm down because shes overreacting and that she needs to just change her tampon.
After that tell her that she needs to have sex with you because dopamine is a natural relaxant.
You've won. Fucking run. |
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"You men are so brave...
Not all of us, when I was married I had the saying "of course darling" down to a fine art 
and you're not still married,crazy woman!"
Thanks |
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"FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!! That hurts! Don’t use a fucking lemon! 
Ha ha ha ha "
You may titter, however, men like me are like actually everso resourceful so I’m gonna chuck some salt in my eye and bathe it in tequila and have a cocktail |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework "
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win! |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win!"
Wife material right there |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win!"
Which team do you support, is it the one with the nice thighs?
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"Here's what you do for instant forgiveness.
Tell her to calm down because shes overreacting and that she needs to just change her tampon.
After that tell her that she needs to have sex with you because dopamine is a natural relaxant.
You've won. Fucking run. "
And you wonder why you haven’t had sex since November! |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
"
Either that or you are in a relationship with someone like me... |
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"Also if they ask if there bum looks big in this, say compared to what?
They bloody love that!"
Or,if they ask...does this dress make my bum look big?
No darling, it's the size of your bum that makes your bum look big |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win!
Which team do you support, is it the one with the nice thighs?
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Apparently they are pretty boys. I've never noticed. |
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"Here's what you do for instant forgiveness.
Tell her to calm down because shes overreacting and that she needs to just change her tampon.
After that tell her that she needs to have sex with you because dopamine is a natural relaxant.
You've won. Fucking run. "
Why would I need forgiveness, I've done nothing wrong.
And TBF, I'm not sure you're the best person to offer relationship advice. |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win!
Which team do you support, is it the one with the nice thighs?
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The Nigerian team are pretty hot  |
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"I would also recommend she watches some football and destresses by doing some housework
The football would make me even more angry. Especially if its 12 against 11 (mine) and the other team cheats and fouls to a win!
Wife material right there "
I don't do housework though... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Either that or you are in a relationship with someone like me..."
You sound perfect. |
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"Your insight is........ Interesting, shall we say the length of my pause was about three seconds, accompanied by a eyebrow raise
A single eyebrow or both? That makes a very big difference "
Just the right one.... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Shit even your mums failing you now
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"Your insight is........ Interesting, shall we say the length of my pause was about three seconds, accompanied by a eyebrow raise
A single eyebrow or both? That makes a very big difference
Just the right one.... "
Fabbed.
*sorry, thread drift..... |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Shit even Jim's mums failing you now
"
FTFY |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Either that or you are in a relationship with someone like me...
You sound perfect. "
Perfect for what ?
She doesn’t do housework , she doesn’t cook , she doesn’t iron , she doesn’t do the washing .... you would be far better off being single , and joining a site like fab .... hang on ... oh yeah |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Shit even Jim's mums failing you now
FTFY "
Ffs gotta love shitty autocorrect making me look either thick as Shit or random |
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"Your insight is........ Interesting, shall we say the length of my pause was about three seconds, accompanied by a eyebrow raise
A single eyebrow or both? That makes a very big difference
Just the right one.... "
That's the warning sign....both is the nuclear button in my experience |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Either that or you are in a relationship with someone like me...
You sound perfect.
Perfect for what ?
She doesn’t do housework , she doesn’t cook , she doesn’t iron , she doesn’t do the washing .... you would be far better off being single , and joining a site like fab .... hang on ... oh yeah "
I should probably start a profile.
Oh, errrrrrrr, oops. |
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"Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting.
She'll realise you're correct and calm right down.
No need to thank me.
This was a public service announcement.
I’m guessing you’re single ?
Hold on, I'll check.......
There's dirty washing in the laundry basket, my work shirts not ironed and my dinners not on the table.
Yep, it would appear so.
Shit even Jim's mums failing you now
FTFY
Ffs gotta love shitty autocorrect making me look either thick as Shit or random "
I really would read your comment and my FTFY comment again. |
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