My ex Mrs said that when she dies she's going to dig herself out of the grave and haunt me . I said ok . But what she dont know is , she's being buried face down . Lol DIG BITCH LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A ‘q’ code for my decendence to use if they are researching my family tree!! So they can have all the work done for them (the tricky bits!)

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Burried alive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thriller.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Keep the world with all it's sin, it's not fit for living in.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Who said the grass is greener on the other side. All I see is mud!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Coming soon to the walking dead season 78!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caring mother/father...etc?

Or something a little more funny?"

Finally....I’ve been dying to get here!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

You can ride him if you like but he won't be able to ride you back the good man xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I'd get all the sleep I needed when I was dead!

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By *iss T1978Woman over a year ago

Derby

Here she lies, covered in grass,

Please don't park your bike in her ass

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm still not screaming. Faster faster FASTER!!!!

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Oh hello sleep.... pleased to make your aquaintance.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I HATE morning's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/06/18 01:50:52]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here she lies, covered in grass,

Please don't park your bike in her ass

Would it be rude to rest my pint on it though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death."

I pity the poor sod with you at the time who would be forced to explain the circumstances surrounding your death to family members.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's deathly quiet in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death.

I pity the poor sod with you at the time who would be forced to explain the circumstances surrounding your death to family members.

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By *eorgeyporgeyMan over a year ago

Warrington

Shhh, you don't want to wake me up........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you where here with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I wasn’t well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She Lived

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

HELP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the hell am I doing down here,I told my family I wanted to be cremated.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Nothing

Great balls of fire for me.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Well that was fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She died and then she dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shouldn’t have done that!

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

And to think people are dying to get in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not disturb XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here for a good time not a long time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not here to fuck all of the after life. ...

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I was hoping for a pyramid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit morbid for a sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is why you don't bareback with swingers

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

God I knew Fabs was dead

But really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies a potential Zombie

I won’t bite...unless you want me too

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Now that's what you call a stiffy

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Looking for fun in the after life

Him her

Skinny skinny

6 foot under under 6 foot

Dead boring quiet

Boner fragile

Unable to accommodate willing to travel, high spirited couple also available on ouija

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

ReadthiswhileIstareatyourtits.

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