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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Fabswingers auction.

If you would like to place a bid on the member of your choice or the bidder above you (The auctioneer is exempt) and a starting bid, we will begin.

And who will take the initial step forward for a bid??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two Pot Noodles and a bag of Leeches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

penny for them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£2.50 for Raisealaff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two Pot Noodles and a bag of Leeches "

Is that your bid or whats on offer sir?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£2.50 for Raisealaff "

£2.51?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two Pot Noodles and a bag of Leeches

Is that your bid or whats on offer sir?"

My bid but it's only one Pot Noodle now as I've just ate one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a bag of wine gums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£2.50 for Raisealaff

£2.51? "

you can have him.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£2.50 for Raisealaff

£2.51?

you can have him.. lol"

teee he!!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot "

whispers " it wont be big enough for sling shot"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot

whispers " it wont be big enough for sling shot" "

£30 for your big knickers

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn

[Removed by poster at 09/11/11 17:50:59]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think there should be set items up for auction...

Fmuma's pink lacey knicks

Soapys bubble bath

Funkys Time machine (with added pocket fluff)

Iconic's photography skills

Kev & PP's Mankini's

CoAntrims alcohol stash

POLO's holey bra

Pearl Necklaces's pearl necklace

Granny Crumpet's crumpet

Ruggers stockings

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot

whispers " it wont be big enough for sling shot"

£30 for your big knickers "

hahaha you need to go to the dump to find them, but hey i'll take the £30

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

for mushroom, an omlette.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot

whispers " it wont be big enough for sling shot" "

for the above, three wonder woman figurines

so called because Mr A is often heard to mutter "oh boy, she does make me wonder sometimes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think there should be set items up for auction...

Fmuma's pink lacey knicks

Soapys bubble bath

Funkys Time machine (with added pocket fluff)

Iconic's photography skills

Kev & PP's Mankini's

CoAntrims alcohol stash

POLO's holey bra

Pearl Necklaces's pearl necklace

Granny Crumpet's crumpet

Ruggers stockings

"

should that not be "Polo's hole"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think there should be set items up for auction...

Fmuma's pink lacey knicks

Soapys bubble bath

Funkys Time machine (with added pocket fluff)

I will throw my sun glasses in!

Iconic's photography skills

Kev & PP's Mankini's

CoAntrims alcohol stash

POLO's holey bra

Pearl Necklaces's pearl necklace

Granny Crumpet's crumpet

Ruggers stockings

"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"I think there should be set items up for auction...

Fmuma's pink lacey knicks

Soapys bubble bath

Funkys Time machine (with added pocket fluff)

Iconic's photography skills

Kev & PP's Mankini's

CoAntrims alcohol stash

POLO's holey bra

Pearl Necklaces's pearl necklace

Granny Crumpet's crumpet

Ruggers stockings

"

Alcohol is not up for auction, but you can auction Mr A if you like

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"for mushroom, an omlette."

oooh ta, with cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Three pound fifty and a bag a sweets fa granny's wit xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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£10 for soapy to pose in tne bath without his bubbles

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"£1.50 for kevs mankini... could recycle it into a sling shot

whispers " it wont be big enough for sling shot"

for the above, three wonder woman figurines

so called because Mr A is often heard to mutter "oh boy, she does make me wonder sometimes" "

Thats me full of surprises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

should that not be "Polo's hole"?"

haha no,, u trying to get me banned?? lol. Just thought it was an iconic piece of forum memorabilia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will throw my sun glasses in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£10 for soapy to pose in tne bath without his bubbles"

That a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

packeta doritos for bus's wank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"packeta doritos for bus's wank."

Haha a train ticket to sheffield :D

x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 blackjacks fer Diamond's smile.

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales


"packeta doritos for bus's wank.

Haha a train ticket to sheffield :D

x"

Train ticket to Cardiff, halves on hotel cost x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me "

Who was that then? Xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me

Who was that then? Xx "

Maddie about two years ago i paid £50 for her to be my slave lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me

Who was that then? Xx

Maddie about two years ago i paid £50 for her to be my slave lol"

I remember that!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"4 blackjacks fer Diamond's smile."

be nice plays with a stacked deck eh?

i'll give you a one-eyed red for it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me

Who was that then? Xx

Maddie about two years ago i paid £50 for her to be my slave lol

I remember that! "

Yes and ive just remembered it. Roll on 4th of december

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread has just reminded me that i won a formite in an auction and they still havent completed their duties. Thanks for reminding me

Who was that then? Xx

Maddie about two years ago i paid £50 for her to be my slave lol

I remember that!

Yes and ive just remembered it. Roll on 4th of december "

Ooh you should start up a thread again asking what she should do for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"packeta doritos for bus's wank.

Haha a train ticket to sheffield :D

x

Train ticket to Cardiff, halves on hotel cost x"

ill provide hte blindfold

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales


"packeta doritos for bus's wank.

Haha a train ticket to sheffield :D

x

Train ticket to Cardiff, halves on hotel cost x

ill provide hte blindfold "

I might bring my hold ups

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

What happened to the Camera and Lights?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"

What happened to the Camera and Lights? "

action action action

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What happened to the Camera and Lights?

action action action "

take 5 ......... naa make that 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bid a bottle of champers for Be Nice

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

Take 5 men where??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Magic Wand for Ruggers' Nimbus 2000...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bid my tiara for FunkyMunky's Funk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll bid a quid for a flash of the ladies' bums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Three pound fifty and a bag a sweets fa granny's wit xx "

you did mean "wit"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£1.53 for funkys fluff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two bottles of Irn Bru for Laine

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

surely you mean Buckie Kev

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"surely you mean Buckie Kev "

Oh yes I did, thanks for the translation love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

20p for a real nice long snog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"20p for a real nice long snog "

I'll give you 20p change

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gotta be a big un though ....i do miss me kisses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gotta be a big un though ....i do miss me kisses "

No problem at all, I'm a serial snogger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wot ! in front of corrie ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wot ! in front of corrie ? "

The moods gone now ................

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"20p for a real nice long snog "

£1.20 for a "double kiss"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll give a quid to soak Kevs tighty-whities with water and then they will be translucent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Raise ya 50p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll give a quid to soak Kevs tighty-whities with water and then they will be translucent "

wot ya gonna soak them in ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll give a quid to soak Kevs tighty-whities with water and then they will be translucent "

Accepted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gwannnn kev, get ya knickers out for the girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gwannnn kev, get ya knickers out for the girls "

Their out, meet you both in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhhhh fight fight...

who gonna get there first ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fight fight...

who gonna get there first ? "

I'm there where the fook are you two ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"surely you mean Buckie Kev

Oh yes I did, thanks for the translation love "

Two bottles? that makes me a buckie lugger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fight fight...

who gonna get there first ?

I'm there where the fook are you two ? "

Well, if you are gonna get there prematurely, Peaches, he's all yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

2 quid for peaches if I can kiss her while she's doing a cartwheel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just been sidelined by testy well i think it was testy anyways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 quid for peaches if I can kiss her while she's doing a cartwheel "

If im doing a cartwheel, its gonna cost ya more than £2.00

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Raise ya 50p

add £1.02p and im urs"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Raise ya 50p "

add £2.03p and im urs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just been sidelined by testy well i think it was testy anyways "

No Peaches he was there prematurely, not you!!

Wouldn't sideline you sweetie, your the Headline xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Raise ya 50p

add £2.03p and im urs"

I forgot i was worth £2.52p

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

for peaches....

a full body massage(im trained) good conversation and a 5 course meal including sorbets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just been sidelined by testy well i think it was testy anyways

No Peaches he was there prematurely, not you!!

Wouldn't sideline you sweetie, your the Headline xx"

Think he turned the lights out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for peaches....

a full body massage(im trained) good conversation and a 5 course meal including sorbets "

Oooooooo lemon sorbet

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"for peaches....

a full body massage(im trained) good conversation and a 5 course meal including sorbets

Oooooooo lemon sorbet "

better than a sorbot

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"for peaches....

a full body massage(im trained) good conversation and a 5 course meal including sorbets

Oooooooo lemon sorbet "

i was thinking melon after the first course, lemon after the second...of course i didnt say how i would serve them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"2 quid for peaches if I can kiss her while she's doing a cartwheel

If im doing a cartwheel, its gonna cost ya more than £2.00 "

£2.10p and I'll help you with the cartwheel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no one wanted me *sobs* :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no one wanted me *sobs* :D "

i want ya...just cant be arsed paying...since u sold me so cheaply lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no one wanted me *sobs* :D

i want ya...just cant be arsed paying...since u sold me so cheaply lol"

£2.50 is a lot of money.. went in with my highest bid,, really thought id win ya with that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Mars bar and a Latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£2.50 for Tomukuk

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