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My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner | |||
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"You’re ace! "your face her minge | |||
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"Who needs perfect "I admit I'd be more confident in going commando if I was all neat and tidy, coz friction burn where your lips chaff against your sock is pretty uncomfortable | |||
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"It could be on display if you care to share a photo "Chuff off, that beast only comes out once I've snared some poor blighter | |||
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"You’re ace! "No, Ace is Ace... in lady mode Ace is Alice. I hope this clears things up | |||
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"You’re ace! your face her minge "She will always have a place to sit as long as I’ve got a face. | |||
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"You’re ace! your face her minge "Mwahahahahaha | |||
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"Oh for gods sake I’m rolling around laughing at my own crappy joke "Gave me a chuckle | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time" Jon Richardson | |||
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"We work with what we've got! "Zackly  | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson " But hes dull as dishwater | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "This made me crease with laughter! I absolutely hate my vagina and wish it was all flush and cute like some women are blessed with. Alas, there's nothing I can do about it and any hole is a goal right!? 
Eve. x | |||
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"It could be on display if you care to share a photo
Chuff off, that beast only comes out once I've snared some poor blighter "Pmsl you're funny peach | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater" He’s bloody hilarious | |||
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"You’re ace! "Don't take my name in vain! | |||
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"Well bloody said lady,well bloody said! I think some women can be just as bad as men at time's which disappoints me." Build me up buttercup, that's how I prefer things. Why can't we help each other gain the confidence we should already have about our nether regions? It's not even the jokey bits that get me mad, you know me, I take the piss outta myself more than anyone, but.... it's when it's coming from a place that's actually quite derogatory that makes me "whooooooo the fuck does one think they are?"  | |||
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"I need pictures to assess the beauty of your imperfect pussy "It's like Dr Evils meow meow, just more wrinkly | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof" Unless I call it a foof. | |||
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"You’re ace! your face her minge
She will always have a place to sit as long as I’ve got a face. "Deep breath sunshine, prepare to be smothered | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So let my eyes assess the beauty of your mince "Freudian slip? | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater He’s bloody hilarious "
Dry as fuck and very funny | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So let my eyes assess the beauty of your mince
Freudian slip? "Sadly not Freudian.....fecking auto correct | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner
This made me crease with laughter! I absolutely hate my vagina and wish it was all flush and cute like some women are blessed with.
Alas, there's nothing I can do about it and any hole is a goal right!?
Eve. x"I was seriously considering some tent pegs to my next smear to save the embarrassment of them calling in an extra pair of hands to hold me open. Ok, slight exaggeration but fuck it, it's your fandango Eve, let it do the tango with pride | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater He’s bloody hilarious
Dry as fuck and very funny "That will be my pussy in 10 years time. | |||
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"It could be on display if you care to share a photo
Chuff off, that beast only comes out once I've snared some poor blighter
Pmsl you're funny peach"It just seems to roll of the tongue..... there's a joke in there if you look hard | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater He’s bloody hilarious
Dry as fuck and very funny
That will be my pussy in 10 years time. "Classic | |||
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"Mine isn’t pretty at all but does the job and the husband seems to like it! Geeky x" Point proven. A vag don't maketh the woman | |||
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" Super poonani sounds like a great band name "A spin off of the super furry animals? | |||
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"Who needs perfect
I admit I'd be more confident in going commando if I was all neat and tidy, coz friction burn where your lips chaff against your sock is pretty uncomfortable "Plaits, maybe?... | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. " To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. | |||
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"How many gangs are we going to have, I’m getting dizzy. "Fucking loads... Got my finger in lots of pies- ba-doom-tush | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle." it's practically perfect in every way | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle." Use the tame dude, just shift a bit. Let his tongue do the work. | |||
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"They're not called butterfly wings without a reason!" I love that. Butterfly wings. Perfect | |||
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"But I’m bringing my non perfect pussy to the table wrapped in a bandana. " I'm gonna have Audrey 2 on my bandana. They won't know what's what! | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater He’s bloody hilarious
Dry as fuck and very funny "Agreed. | |||
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"It sounds absolutely perfect xx" Here's the way I see it, it's far from perfect... but it's perfectly mine. | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So let my eyes assess the beauty of your mince
Freudian slip?
Sadly not Freudian.....fecking auto correct "Couldn't have been better! | |||
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"Who wants neat and tidy all the time Jon Richardson But hes dull as dishwater He’s bloody hilarious
Dry as fuck and very funny
That will be my pussy in 10 years time.
Classic "A classic too, yes, like a vintage car. | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle." I was joking with someone the other week about getting vagazzle but on my nut sack A sackazzle | |||
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"Who needs perfect
I admit I'd be more confident in going commando if I was all neat and tidy, coz friction burn where your lips chaff against your sock is pretty uncomfortable
Plaits, maybe?..."Corn row dreds | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. it's practically perfect in every way" Trumple stiltskin *toot* | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. Use the tame dude, just shift a bit. Let his tongue do the work. " Glitter shitter | |||
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"....Let's form a super poonani...."
This made me think of a poonani tsunami
Fuzz | |||
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"I bet your pussy tastes lovely " Depends what I've been eating, I reckon it tastes like shit, ya know, if I've been eating shit. I had some camembert earlier, so tomorrow it's gotta have a sprouty feety tinge to it | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "How big is it? | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. I was joking with someone the other week about getting vagazzle but on my nut sack A sackazzle "Do it and post the pics | |||
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"The defective mingettes!! " Yes!!!!! | |||
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"....Let's form a super poonani....
This made me think of a poonani tsunami
Fuzz"That....is....perfect | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab" That's too common these days, think outside the box | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner
How big is it? "I question whether Martians are studying it for scientific research.... without the use of a telescope | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "Same. It would be great if it were neat, but it's not. Nothing apart from surgery will change that, and I'm not willing to do that so #SorryNotSorry | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab That's too common these days, think outside the box "Thats the problem....hanging outside the box! | |||
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" Mine's perfect. Like the rest of me "Then you can bugger off, this thread is for the raggy-doll axe wounds ta very muchly | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof" Excuse me I have a foof | |||
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"A few years ago there was an art exhibition made up exclusively of plaster of Paris casts of ladies bits. Showing that we are all very different. There is no better or worse, just different. So be proud of it xx" Jackpot | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger "Your mum | |||
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"I'd still fuck it though " You're gonna | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab" love kebabs | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner
Same. It would be great if it were neat, but it's not. Nothing apart from surgery will change that, and I'm not willing to do that so #SorryNotSorry"Boom | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof "Posh init | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab love kebabs" Partial to one myself | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init "She’s a bit of a diva | |||
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" Mine's perfect. Like the rest of me
Then you can bugger off, this thread is for the raggy-doll axe wounds ta very muchly "Meh... I'm sure plenty don't agree with me and I give no shits about that. If you love yourself it doesn't matter what the haters and nasty people say because you know it isn't true. | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. I was joking with someone the other week about getting vagazzle but on my nut sack A sackazzle
Do it and post the pics "Maybe just glitter and if you're ever having a party I will hang my glitter balls from the ceiling | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab That's too common these days, think outside the box
Thats the problem....hanging outside the box!"Brilliant | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "I'll lick it into shape for you. Whe really cares what they look like? As long As they're accessible they're good. | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum "Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need | |||
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"Perfect is overrated" I've always been one to go against society's perceptions of perfection | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init
She’s a bit of a diva "I can't remember what I named it  | |||
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"It sounds absolutely perfect xx Here's the way I see it, it's far from perfect... but it's perfectly mine." Amen to this! | |||
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"After 3 kids I'm just glad mine still works and doesn't set my knickers on fire if I have to run down the street "See thats where squirting becomes an asset | |||
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" Mine's perfect. Like the rest of me
Then you can bugger off, this thread is for the raggy-doll axe wounds ta very muchly
Meh... I'm sure plenty don't agree with me and I give no shits about that. If you love yourself it doesn't matter what the haters and nasty people say because you know it isn't true. "Indeedy, mines served me well this far, and I owe it the fact that without it, I wouldn't be called mum | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init
She’s a bit of a diva
I can't remember what I named it "What was that thread about your foof type? I have a tulip apparently  | |||
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"Some women have operations to ‘improve’ the look. And anal bleaching. I blame porn. To be fair, my bullet hole needs a sparkle. I was joking with someone the other week about getting vagazzle but on my nut sack A sackazzle
Do it and post the pics
Maybe just glitter and if you're ever having a party I will hang my glitter balls from the ceiling
"Just standing then, I could do a dance between your legs and still have headroom | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab That's too common these days, think outside the box
Thats the problem....hanging outside the box!
Brilliant "How about roll it up like a mexican wrap | |||
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"Mines is perfect "*blows raspberry* | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner
I'll lick it into shape for you.
Whe really cares what they look like? As long As they're accessible they're good."You'll have to get through my chastity belt but knock yourself out | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need "Jim made me do it | |||
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"After 3 kids I'm just glad mine still works and doesn't set my knickers on fire if I have to run down the street "That's the appreciation we should have right there | |||
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"....Let's form a super poonani....
This made me think of a poonani tsunami
Fuzz
That....is....perfect "Imagine, literally drowning in clunge. What a way to go right? Fuzz | |||
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"All these pussy threads is reminding me of Cheech from dusk till dawn, Standing outside the Titty twister bar "That's what sprung to my mind too... just waiting for someone to quote it now... | |||
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"It sounds absolutely perfect xx Here's the way I see it, it's far from perfect... but it's perfectly mine. Amen to this! " I'll let ya borrow that line, only once mind you, any more than that I want royalties. | |||
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"After 3 kids I'm just glad mine still works and doesn't set my knickers on fire if I have to run down the street
See thats where squirting becomes an asset " | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init
She’s a bit of a diva
I can't remember what I named it
What was that thread about your foof type? I have a tulip apparently "No ya wally, where I gave everyone's undercarriages human names. | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it "Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded?  | |||
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"Mines like a badly packed kebab That's too common these days, think outside the box
Thats the problem....hanging outside the box!
Brilliant
How about roll it up like a mexican wrap "Where do ya think the likeness comes to the word fajita | |||
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"All women are beautiful in there own individual way ??" Tis a fact not a question  | |||
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"All these pussy threads is reminding me of Cheech from dusk till dawn, Standing outside the Titty twister bar "Fucking adore that. | |||
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"....Let's form a super poonani....
This made me think of a poonani tsunami
Fuzz
That....is....perfect
Imagine, literally drowning in clunge. What a way to go right?
Fuzz"What a fucking eulogy that would be | |||
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"I've missed these posts of yours. Mine doesn't fall into the aesthetically perfect category but it makes me very happy and those I have sex with so I think it's a keeper. " I have my pearls of wisdom sometimes still
I can't say I've had anyone walk away due to the fact my minge ain't the fucking Mona Lisa. I'd keep hold of yours too darl, no swaspies | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it
Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded? "Dunno if I'm allowed to laugh or not. | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it
Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded?
Dunno if I'm allowed to laugh or not."Why not haha | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init
She’s a bit of a diva
I can't remember what I named it
What was that thread about your foof type? I have a tulip apparently
No ya wally, where I gave everyone's undercarriages human names. "I can’t remember either, I am blonde you know | |||
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"I have to put my hand up and confess that, the first time I saw larger labia, I was a little put off, purely because it wasn’t what I was used to. About ten seconds later I realised that I’d been missing out." And now you see them on hot pics all the while! | |||
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"I have to put my hand up and confess that, the first time I saw larger labia, I was a little put off, purely because it wasn’t what I was used to. About ten seconds later I realised that I’d been missing out." Ten seconds later I'm usually asking did they enjoy themselves | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it
Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded?
Dunno if I'm allowed to laugh or not.
Why not haha "Shhhhhh you'll get me in trouble | |||
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"At least u dont call it foof Excuse me I have a foof
Posh init
She’s a bit of a diva
I can't remember what I named it
What was that thread about your foof type? I have a tulip apparently
No ya wally, where I gave everyone's undercarriages human names.
I can’t remember either, I am blonde you know "It was probably something like 'felicity quiverfeather' | |||
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"I have to put my hand up and confess that, the first time I saw larger labia, I was a little put off, purely because it wasn’t what I was used to. About ten seconds later I realised that I’d been missing out. Ten seconds later I'm usually asking did they enjoy themselves " | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it
Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded?
Dunno if I'm allowed to laugh or not.
Why not haha
Shhhhhh you'll get me in trouble "That's not hard now is It.. you'd cause a riot in a phone box on your own | |||
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"Who needs perfect
I admit I'd be more confident in going commando if I was all neat and tidy, coz friction burn where your lips chaff against your sock is pretty uncomfortable
Plaits, maybe?...
Corn row dreds "Yes, more you....  | |||
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"It's like a minge .. but bigger
Your mum
Don5 be going that low now lady there's no need
Jim made me do it
Did he fix it for you? Milking s cow blindfolded?
Dunno if I'm allowed to laugh or not.
Why not haha
Shhhhhh you'll get me in trouble
That's not hard now is It.. you'd cause a riot in a phone box on your own "This is very true indeed. Those phone boxes know how to party tho | |||
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"Well bloody said lady,well bloody said! I think some women can be just as bad as men at time's which disappoints me. Build me up buttercup, that's how I prefer things. Why can't we help each other gain the confidence we should already have about our nether regions? It's not even the jokey bits that get me mad, you know me, I take the piss outta myself more than anyone, but.... it's when it's coming from a place that's actually quite derogatory that makes me "whooooooo the fuck does one think they are?" "I'm hearing you! | |||
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"Is it just me then that thinks that really small lipped neatly folded pac-a-mac ones look more odd than a "real" one?? " I'm unsure, I just think that rather than seeking perfection, we should be encouraging people to love themselves rather than making them feel inferior and self conscious | |||
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"Mine can't make up it's mind if it wants to be all cute and tidy (pre-pump) or hanging loose like a pack of cold meat (post-pump)
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"Is it just me then that thinks that really small lipped neatly folded pac-a-mac ones look more odd than a "real" one?? I'm unsure, I just think that rather than seeking perfection, we should be encouraging people to love themselves rather than making them feel inferior and self conscious " 100% if worrying about the aize and shape of your undercarriage is all you got to worry about then ya life is pretty rosey, We like individuality | |||
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"Mine can't make up it's mind if it wants to be all cute and tidy (pre-pump) or hanging loose like a pack of cold meat (post-pump)
Can fannies have an identity crisis?
I can’t imagine it being anything but elegant and refined! "Heading in for a shower now so I'll check again in the mirror | |||
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"Mine can't make up it's mind if it wants to be all cute and tidy (pre-pump) or hanging loose like a pack of cold meat (post-pump)
Can fannies have an identity crisis?
I can’t imagine it being anything but elegant and refined! "I know! I reckon it wears a little tiara and everything
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"Is it just me then that thinks that really small lipped neatly folded pac-a-mac ones look more odd than a "real" one?? I'm unsure, I just think that rather than seeking perfection, we should be encouraging people to love themselves rather than making them feel inferior and self conscious 100% if worrying about the aize and shape of your undercarriage is all you got to worry about then ya life is pretty rosey, We like individuality "Clone-a-cunt would be boring as fuck | |||
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"Mine can't make up it's mind if it wants to be all cute and tidy (pre-pump) or hanging loose like a pack of cold meat (post-pump)
Can fannies have an identity crisis?
I can’t imagine it being anything but elegant and refined!
I know! I reckon it wears a little tiara and everything
I reckon if I pumped mine some cunt would try to use it as a hungry hungry hippo "Hungry hippo | |||
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"Is it just me then that thinks that really small lipped neatly folded pac-a-mac ones look more odd than a "real" one?? I'm unsure, I just think that rather than seeking perfection, we should be encouraging people to love themselves rather than making them feel inferior and self conscious 100% if worrying about the aize and shape of your undercarriage is all you got to worry about then ya life is pretty rosey, We like individuality
Clone-a-cunt would be boring as fuck"Damn right!! | |||
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"Mine can't make up it's mind if it wants to be all cute and tidy (pre-pump) or hanging loose like a pack of cold meat (post-pump)
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I can’t imagine it being anything but elegant and refined!
I know! I reckon it wears a little tiara and everything
I reckon if I pumped mine some cunt would try to use it as a hungry hungry hippo
Hungry hippo "Swallowing them balls like it's life depended on it | |||
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"...just checked...yes, she is looking rather regal this evening...." 'Lady Angelica Toffchuff' she will be referred to from now on | |||
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"There is a name for the perfect pussy, Can't remember the name but its usually on the tip of my tongue "You spanner | |||
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"Is it just me then that thinks that really small lipped neatly folded pac-a-mac ones look more odd than a "real" one?? " Fuck sake. You really don't get it do you? | |||
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"My fanny looks like a beak or Homer Simpson's mouth. " I'd have to say mine just looks upset, like if a fanny had emotion.... it would be an emo | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "Well, there goes your meet invite! | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner
Well, there goes your meet invite! "And there goes your meat invite | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily" And? | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily" Have you ever sliced your pussy lip shaving and then got piss in it. It's stings like someone is ravaging your intimate area with stinging nettles. I'd rather not go through the pain from an operation unless it was for medical reasons. Point being, we shouldn't need to even think about that! | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily" Too ultimately please who. | |||
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"Remember the first piss after giving birth. I was pouring distilled witch hazel water over my fanny as I peed!"  fuck that and fuck that again | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily" Sod that! | |||
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"...just checked...yes, she is looking rather regal this evening.... 'Lady Angelica Toffchuff' she will be referred to from now on " Love it! Lady Angelica would love a private viewing with you x | |||
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"But it's the only one I've got. It ain't all tucked up neat and tidy like Barbie, but guess what, there's fuck all I can do about it. It's not like body shape where, with effort you can alter it if you want to. Non perfect pussies unite. Let's form a super poonani and well... just be happy and thankful that they can still give us pleasure
My fanj maybe ugly but at least it's not on display like your face ner ner ner ner ner ner "Hey fair play to you lady x x | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily Have you ever sliced your pussy lip shaving and then got piss in it. It's stings like someone is ravaging your intimate area with stinging nettles. I'd rather not go through the pain from an operation unless it was for medical reasons. Point being, we shouldn't need to even think about that!" Years ago I cut my scrotum shaving and it left me with a couple of little blood blisters, I nearly past out with the blood loss, Even though they are not the most aesthetically pleasing the thought of what type of procedure it would take to get rid of them sends shivers down my spine, | |||
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"you can have it adjusted you know like they do noses , cheeks , eyes etc they can cut bits off and trim very easily" Think you just signed your own "Fab" death warrant their mate..... | |||
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"...just checked...yes, she is looking rather regal this evening.... 'Lady Angelica Toffchuff' she will be referred to from now on Love it! Lady Angelica would love a private viewing with you x" She's a saucy minx ain't she what can I say, I'm not one to turn down hanging out with aristocracy | |||
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