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over a year ago
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Such as 16th century fab:
I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power? |
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"Such as 16th century fab:
I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX |
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"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX"
I bet Adam still set up a couples profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX
I bet Adam still set up a couples profile."
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"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?
What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future? "
Why do single amoeba have such a hard time in this swamp? |
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"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?
What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future? "
I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?
What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future?
I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again!"
Have you ever seen pterodactyl porn? You should google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx"
Yaaay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx"
excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent "
A bit pushy I thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent
A bit pushy I thought."
I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that |
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Or the infamous Henry VIII thread entitled ......
He who posteth here shall receive copious fornication , and if one is not happy with said fornication , it's off with their head ...
I didn't post in that one . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)
Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!"
Like the Fabstones!
I always thought that there was more to Fred and Wilma/Barney and Betty's relationship than met the eye!
Yaba Daba Doo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Vikings threads-
Does the size of my longboat matter?
Invade, pillage or retreat?
Do ladies prefer horned or non horned helmets?
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Plaited beard or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent
A bit pushy I thought.
I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that "
Hatter's inbox... *thou hast 4 new sonnets*
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Good morrow fair maiden. Wouldest thou consider performing acts of a carnal nature forthwith? I am a lonesome gent with credentials of the highest order. I am free of the pox as most recently I have had the treatment of leaches on my gentleman's area.
Today - morning slut. Fancy a fuck now? I'm a single professional and I don't have chlamydia, herpes, gonohrrea or any fungal infections as I've recently been checked out at the STD clinic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent
A bit pushy I thought.
I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that "
It's cut and pasted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent
A bit pushy I thought.
I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that
It's cut and pasted. "
Yes it is, it's a loose modern translation of one of Shakespeare's sonnets.
Most of them had rude undertones.
I might say, I did not claimeth it to be penned by own quill m'lady!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?
What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future?
I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again!"
Other dinosaurs may be available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...
Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.
I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?
Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.
Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.
Will Shakespeare xx
excellent
A bit pushy I thought.
I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that
It's cut and pasted. "
I don't get enough messages to be bothered about that |
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I love this entire thread, inaccuracies included
So many profiles would have "persons should bring thine own mercury and vinegar soaked sponges for prevention of disease and children as one does not participate in licentious behaviour without suitable coverings" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve
Incorrect, Adam's first wife was Lilith.
#BabylonianTalmud
He told me he was single! Bastard!"
He was a "fab" single, bastard! Which ruined it for the genuine fab singles, who you didn't want anyway. |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"It's a bugger carving messages into stone tablets.
And the hurling them at passing women.
And swinging clubs is entirely different
Yeah I spent 3 hours chipping out "will fill in later""
And with no sky remote had to use a Diplodocus bone for size comparison..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Such as 16th century fab:
I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1970s Fab
Ladies -Sideburns hot or not? And can a medallion ever be too big?
Dudes-Do you dig bushy or bushier bush?"
All i can imagin is amos from emmerdale motting out a big old beaver |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Churchill's profile-
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Oh and a VWE cigar. A big fat cigar, heavy asher 
Did he used to go Black Dogging?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ancient Egyptian thread...
MILF Monday
Come on you Yummy Mummies, get your bandages off. Pharoes will be along to show their appreciation.... "
I've seen a scene like that in a porno  |
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Fabswingers 1850:
To Sydney University, congratulations on what was, I gather, a very successful opening day. Should you find yourself short of study materials in this, your inaugural year, please feel free to peruse our records. |
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
Some of today's Fab users still hark back to an Edwardian type courtship with the amount of message ping pong that's required before you can broach the subject of actually meeting for a drink |
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I can't even begin with some of these posts.
