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I think I broke my smolder.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh yes.

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

Absolutely. Sometimes you just can’t be arsed.

It passes with time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

Oh good heavens that's not jolly good , take some time out and relax, be jolly good to yourself . And your latest picture is just so dashed gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the time, lovely!

Your flirt will return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most days.

At the end of a long, tiring day today I walked past a couple of men,sitting by the pavement next to a green, chatting, when one of them looked up, smiled at me and said hello.

He had a nice, friendly face and twinkly blue eyes.

All I managed was a nod of acknowledgement and a grunted hey back. I carried on schlepping my way home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

Oh good heavens that's not jolly good , take some time out and relax, be jolly good to yourself . And your latest picture is just so dashed gorgeous

Oh Taff you are just too lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On occasion i just get board of talking

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I've literally never known how to flirt my entire life, and have always been completely oblivious to when others are flirting with me.

I've kind of been trying it lately, but I think I'm rubbish at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id say im fair to midling when i can be arsed opening my mouth

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

I'm not the greatest flirt in the world anyway and as if to back it up I had to read the title of your thread OP as initially I was replying to a broken SHOULDER... oops... now that would have been embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, sometimes all I can handle is chatting with hubby and the kids anymore and I'm drained

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often dislike talking to people. If I can't flirt, I've always got the hair flick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

I'm no good at flirting at all. I just tend to use humour. I do have moments where I can't be arsed in holding a conversation though.

OP, would you happen to be a fan of the band called Tequila Mockingbyrd?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

I'm no good at flirting at all. I just tend to use humour. I do have moments where I can't be arsed in holding a conversation though.

OP, would you happen to be a fan of the band called Tequila Mockingbyrd? "

No not really (plus,they stole my name so even if I did like them I wouldn't admit to it

)

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you ever have days when you are half way through a sentence and you've bored yourself? Think we all have days like that.

But..on a good day I can flirt dead people back to life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever have days when you are half way through a sentence and you've bored yourself? Think we all have days like that.

But..on a good day I can flirt dead people back to life.

Haha I do that with most posts, get to bored with that im saying then delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever have days when you are half way through a sentence and you've bored yourself? Think we all have days like that.

But..on a good day I can flirt dead people back to life.

Haha I do that with most posts, get to bored with that im saying then delete

I do that too. When it happens I go off to play Pet Rescue on my phone.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Do you ever have days when you are half way through a sentence and you've bored yourself? Think we all have days like that.

But..on a good day I can flirt dead people back to life.

Haha I do that with most posts, get to bored with that im saying then delete

I do that too. When it happens I go off to play Pet Rescue on my phone. "

Haha prefer Crossie Road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I often dislike talking to people. If I can't flirt, I've always got the hair flick. "

And what a hair flick it is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But..on a good day I can flirt dead people back to life.

Now that's a life goal right there!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I think I must have always been broken. I can’t flirt to save my life. The nearest I get to flirting is this

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

What is this smoulder you speak of?

My flirting is dire. Like really, really bad. I don't even know how I get to have sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I must have always been broken. I can’t flirt to save my life. The nearest I get to flirting is this

If only the eye flutter emoji could be used all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is this smoulder you speak of?

My flirting is dire. Like really, really bad. I don't even know how I get to have sex."

I get to have sex because I conned my man into marrying me long ago and now he's contractually obliged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

Eve! Eve constantly has this hahaha

She's terrible at reading the obvious, a bloke could slap her across the chops with his man meat and she still wouldn't get the message.

Her flirt skills combine of 3 topics..

.nice weather huh?

.come here often?

.do you even squat bruh?

If she wasn't fit as flip and I wasn't such an ace wingman in getting my wife laid.

She'd have no hope

Adam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

How u doin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone else have phases where they are just incapable of flirting with anyone or can't even be arsed to try and hold a conversation? I think I'm broken

How u doin?

(Yay for emojis)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smoulder?

I can't even manage a simmer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mojo is like spidey sence...it stays dormount untill something makes it tingle...she always has her's go off at the worst possible times but it makes life fun

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've not lost it, never had it in the first place.

I'm also oblivious to anyone flirting with me.

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Eugene

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Or was it Flynn Rider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or was it Flynn Rider?"

Where is the frying pan emoji when you need one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always got my flirt on

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Or was it Flynn Rider?

Where is the frying pan emoji when you need one?

Frying pans. Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or was it Flynn Rider?

Where is the frying pan emoji when you need one?

Frying pans. Who knew? "

I know, right?

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Or was it Flynn Rider?

Where is the frying pan emoji when you need one?

Frying pans. Who knew?

I know, right?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My beau and I went into the chatrooms last night and inadvertently invaded a flirt session between 2 people. It was very obvious flirting and I turned to him and said "I think we do it wrong, we seem to spend a lot of time talking about spots and farting"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My beau and I went into the chatrooms last night and inadvertently invaded a flirt session between 2 people. It was very obvious flirting and I turned to him and said "I think we do it wrong, we seem to spend a lot of time talking about spots and farting"

That's more like my kind of flirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It happens but very rarely, I'm a flirt god

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My smoulder is like a damp squib. Anyone know what a squib is?

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