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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.
My neighbour is a single (older woman) who lives with just her son who often works away. I’ve heard her once masturbating through the bathroom window as it was open one afternoon. It made me so horny I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, I forgot about it until I heard her on the phone to who I’m assuming is her friend mentioning how horny she’s been getting lately.
My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?
Please, honest opinions only.
TIA
frankie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol "
Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol. Isn’t that a bit full on. Flowers?
Buy her some knickers and say they are to replace the ones you want to get into "
Haha that’s a good one tbh. But I think that ship sailed because it was around a fortnight ago now. Can’t stop thinking about it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol
Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less "
Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.
maybe take her out ?
sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol
Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less
Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose "
Very true. Would you recommend knocking on the door and asking with a bottle of wine in my hand? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.
maybe take her out ?
sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?
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We are neighbours and have spoken briefly. Always say hi etc but not much more tbh. |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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Offer to do any DIY jobs she may need doing it's a good way to introduce yourself with any luck it may get you into her house. If that fails offer to cut her grass if hot day do it topless. Try and strike up a conversation find out what music,movies she is into you know what I mean.
Then You could maybe offer to take her out for drink and a meal.
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol
Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less
Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose
Very true. Would you recommend knocking on the door and asking with a bottle of wine in my hand?"
Maybe it will either work or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.
maybe take her out ?
sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?
We are neighbours and have spoken briefly. Always say hi etc but not much more tbh. "
It that case, maybe its time to move things forward, as an incurable flirt I believe after half a dozen hi's you have probably missed your chance.
cheesy I know, but today I asked a struggling woman'could I hold that for you' she replied 'its not often I get asked that' I learned in closer with a smile and said ' believe me, nor do I'
we both laughed at each other and went our separate ways.
Start flirting man. |
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How did you know she was masturbating?
That and the phone conversation took place in private. You've built up a fantasy around it. If you want to have sex with her it's probably best to be honest about it, don't pretend that you want anything more. To that end all I can suggest is that you either give up on your quest or you knock on her door one evening with a bottle of wine.
As she's a neighbour and things could get awkward if she sends you away with a flea in your ear or you fuck and one of you wants different things to the other I would say leave it as a lovely fantasy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did you know she was masturbating?
Cos he noticed his pumice stone had gone missing....
Ooo wheres the crossed legs, sucked in cheeks smiley when you need it  "
Haha I’ll give you that one.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming  "
Haha I haven’t gone for it yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go with two cups of tea and say you ain’t got no milk and have a tea with her.
Been there, done that, got free blow job and milk  "
How stingy....I'd have given you a Rich Tea too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming "
Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming
Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic. "
Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?
I know, obvious right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming
Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.
Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?
I know, obvious right?"
She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming
Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.
Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?
I know, obvious right?
She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less "
Erm, my point was that she could give you a female opinion. Rather than asking randoms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.
That did cross my mind to be honest
Nice boobs you have there.
Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming
Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.
Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?
I know, obvious right?
She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less
Erm, my point was that she could give you a female opinion. Rather than asking randoms"
Fair enough |
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"As an older woman who lives on her own, I would love this, go for it
What’s the worst that could happen? She says no thank you
But think of the best thing that could happen  "
Seriously the lady is right, fortune favours the brave... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had fun with neighbours before, but it was them that initiated it. Didn't find it uncomfortable or awkward at all, but I was younger then so we're they.
I've got a neighbour now who I would like to pleasure, I've kinda made hints, but I don't think I'll have any luck, this time I do find it uncomfortable and awkward.
You have had some good ideas put to you, now you need to figure out the best one and put it into practice.
Good luck, but don't go in too heavy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As an older woman who lives on her own, I would love this, go for it
What’s the worst that could happen? She says no thank you
But think of the best thing that could happen "
Wow!! Wish you was my neighbour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.
My neighbour is a single (older woman) who lives with just her son who often works away. I’ve heard her once masturbating through the bathroom window as it was open one afternoon. It made me so horny I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, I forgot about it until I heard her on the phone to who I’m assuming is her friend mentioning how horny she’s been getting lately.
My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?
Please, honest opinions only.
TIA
frankie "
smash her back doors in mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."
.....and.......
Was the good Lady's back door intact when the evening drew to a close? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."
Spit it out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away.... |
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away...."
Did you really tell her you'd heard her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away...."
And what if she can’t whistle? |
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I see your looking to play this out for maximum attention. Well done you.
A few years ago I ended up having sex with my neighbour across the road, a couple of times. (She’s about ten years older than me, so there are vague similarities to your situation.)
The sex was great. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, she wanted more. I thought it was just a casual thing. She took it really badly when I got into a relationship.
It soured the neighbourly relationship we had. That was almost four years ago, over the course of a month or so, and it’s only been in the last year that she’s gotten back to waving and saying hello again.
Have fun, just realise it can get awkward. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....
Did you really tell her you'd heard her? "
Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though |
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....
Did you really tell her you'd heard her?
Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though "
I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....
Did you really tell her you'd heard her?
Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though
I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?"
Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away |
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....
Did you really tell her you'd heard her?
Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though
I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?
Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away "
Well I hope you both enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....
She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....
Did you really tell her you'd heard her?
Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though
I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?
Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away "
Result |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When i had my old house i heard my older male neighbour wanking. It was quite hot.
Time before that, when it was someone else living there, i heard the fella there having an all night sexathon with some gobby lady. Giving it all the porn sounds she was but i could hear him slapping her arse and going on the bed creaking he was giving her a good hard pounding and coukd hear his heavy breathing/panting.
I was well jell! my bean got flicked till it was red raw that night!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.
My neighbour is a single (older woman) who lives with just her son who often works away. I’ve heard her once masturbating through the bathroom window as it was open one afternoon. It made me so horny I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, I forgot about it until I heard her on the phone to who I’m assuming is her friend mentioning how horny she’s been getting lately.
My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?
Please, honest opinions only.
TIA
frankie "
Leave her alone dude |
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