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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
It’s the end of the month! Where is 2018 going?
As we tip into World Cup month, what is grinding your gears and boiling your piss?
Let it out and feel the cathartic nature of ranting to a bunch of pixels on a screen |
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Going into Boots having to wait behind a pregnant woman buying cough mixture and the cashier who was not a pharmacist pretending to be a chuffing Doctor!!! My eventual turn and the 3 for 2 items only had 2 on the shelf so I asked to collect the missing no 3 item next week and it was a noooo! Looked at me like I had asked for money out of till and told I must show consideration to Boots for not having enough stock in, so I got the Manager out! I’m collecting missing no 3 next week! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Going into Boots having to wait behind a pregnant woman buying cough mixture and the cashier who was not a pharmacist pretending to be a chuffing Doctor!!! My eventual turn and the 3 for 2 items only had 2 on the shelf so I asked to collect the missing no 3 item next week and it was a noooo! Looked at me like I had asked for money out of till and told I must show consideration to Boots for not having enough stock in, so I got the Manager out! I’m collecting missing no 3 next week! "
And where is the rant?  |
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over a year ago
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"Going into Boots having to wait behind a pregnant woman buying cough mixture and the cashier who was not a pharmacist pretending to be a chuffing Doctor!!! My eventual turn and the 3 for 2 items only had 2 on the shelf so I asked to collect the missing no 3 item next week and it was a noooo! Looked at me like I had asked for money out of till and told I must show consideration to Boots for not having enough stock in, so I got the Manager out! I’m collecting missing no 3 next week!
And where is the rant? "
It's always there!  |
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Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
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over a year ago
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"Going into Boots having to wait behind a pregnant woman buying cough mixture and the cashier who was not a pharmacist pretending to be a chuffing Doctor!!! My eventual turn and the 3 for 2 items only had 2 on the shelf so I asked to collect the missing no 3 item next week and it was a noooo! Looked at me like I had asked for money out of till and told I must show consideration to Boots for not having enough stock in, so I got the Manager out! I’m collecting missing no 3 next week! "
shoulda stormed out and gone to superdrug |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
"
Bravo sir
Marked down for a lack of mention of GDPR but a solid approved  |
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
Bravo sir
Marked down for a lack of mention of GDPR but a solid approved "
GDPR "could" be my next Rant...
I fecking love Thursday's, thanks OP. I look forward to this thread every week.  |
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My Thursday Rant... My own stupidity!
I get my working tax credit every Weds & my child benefit once a month a Tues.
Last Sat checked my bank balance "Oooh I've got more than I thought" I thought, but stupidly didn't check actual the transactions.
Spent a few extra quid over the bank holiday & treated myself to a few new outfits too.
Today I realise my expected Tues Weds deposits actually went in on Friday!
I'm now juggling finances to get me through the coming weekends trip to Manchester
Aaaargh!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rant: Why does life have to be sooooo bloody complicated.. grrrrrr I dont want all the angst.... I want fun and laughter!!! Life is too bloody short for all this shit!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
Bravo sir
Marked down for a lack of mention of GDPR but a solid approved "
GDPR deserves it's own rant thread! |
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
"
Breathe.....  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My Thursday Rant... My own stupidity!
I get my working tax credit every Weds & my child benefit once a month a Tues.
Last Sat checked my bank balance "Oooh I've got more than I thought" I thought, but stupidly didn't check actual the transactions.
Spent a few extra quid over the bank holiday & treated myself to a few new outfits too.
Today I realise my expected Tues Weds deposits actually went in on Friday!
I'm now juggling finances to get me through the coming weekends trip to Manchester
Aaaargh!
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This is a tricky one as it is self inflicted
I’ll approve it anyway as I’m still glowing from the weekend |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Rant: Why does life have to be sooooo bloody complicated.. grrrrrr I dont want all the angst.... I want fun and laughter!!! Life is too bloody short for all this shit!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!! "
That’s a lot of grrrr going on
Have an approved before you hurt your throat |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Took son on a bushcraft, nature trail event on the moors yesterday, am now bitten to high hell all over and itching like a bitch.
Fu@kin bugs! "
But at the same time teaching him a valuable lesson
Stay on the road, keep clear of the moors
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Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!! |
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"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!! "
Now that Sir, is a QUALITY rant.
Well done. I could feel all your heart and soul in that vent.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!! "
Could be worse they could all be driving big smelly cars for journeys that don’t require a car.
The majority of cyclists are considerate road users but some are knobs
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!!
Now that Sir, is a QUALITY rant.
Well done. I could feel all your heart and soul in that vent.
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But he was so polite with it as well ‘please may I.......’ |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!!
Could be worse they could all be driving big smelly cars for journeys that don’t require a car.
The majority of cyclists are considerate road users but some are knobs
Denied "
I have reviewed your rant
Approved
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could have been a lot worse. I was packed like a fucking can or sardines on the London overground this morning. Sandwiched between a black BBW in front of me and a polish builders arm pit in my face. I had run for the train and was sweating bucket loads. Then the driver states the trains not stopping at any stations until the last bloody stop! |
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over a year ago
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"Absolutely grinds my gears when people spell 'definitely' as 'defiantly'. Fuck sake mun
I defiantly can’t say I’ve ever seen that
Approved though "
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
The project I have been working on seams to have created more crap out of the woodwork. Absolute shambles by the 3rd party team and the ops guys. Have a call talking the manager through it tomorrow
Other than that, I realised how hard it was to get a lanyard for tickets - nightmare  |
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"Employment agencies. I shit them. Their piss poor service, their inattention to detail.
Their lack of action.
Their time wasting calls interrogating me about my experience and expectation, when they don't even have a fucking role for me. "thanks very much, if we hear of something we'll let you know".
Today I "may" have snapped.
Sent this missive to one of the pricks and BCC'd in his manager 5 minutes ago.
SXXXXXX,
I am beyond disappointed with your assistance so far.
I have emailed you asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left two voice mails asking you to call me. You haven’t.
I have left a message with one of your colleagues asking you to call me. You haven’t.
Your lack of response suggested that you may be on leave.
On Tuesday I called your office to ask if you were in, your colleague confirmed that you were at your desk, but on the phone.
Your colleague confirmed that he would pass on my message and ask you to call me.
Ten minutes later I received an email from your office mail account stating that you were not in the office and would call me back tomorrow.
Tomorrow was yesterday, you have not called.
I am not in the business of dealing with individuals and companies who lie or do not keep their word.
I give you notice that I no longer wish to be represented by yourself or Mxxxxxxn.
Remove my contact details from your personal database and ensure they are removed from the Mxxxxxxxn database.
Any future communications from yourself or Mxxxxxxxn will be considered a breach of the Data Protection Act; specifically, sections 2, 3 and 5.
Any such breach will result in me taking action against you and Mxxxxxxxn.
I trust I make my position clear.
Breathe..... "
I'm breathing.
Unlike the cretinous recruitment consultant who's neck I'm am currently wringing like a wet dishcloth....... |
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"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!!
Could be worse they could all be driving big smelly cars for journeys that don’t require a car.
The majority of cyclists are considerate road users but some are knobs
Denied "
As a lycra clad, far from pot bellied cyclist, who abides by the rules of the road, has met all the folk you've mentioned.
I apologise on behalf on behalf of the few cyclists you've encountered who may have caused you a moments inconvenience.
Can I rant about idiot drivers, who pass within inches of be, overtaking in a 30 zone, even when I'm doing 30, and those idiots who forget those flashy orange things at each corner of their vehicle, or even worse don't turn them off, then scream at me when I pull out the junction? |
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"Please may I vent a moment about cyclists.....
Bradley Wiggins, Victoria Pendleton, Chris Froome, Chris Hoy, Chris Boardman, Laura Kenny and the rest of them.......look what you fucking started!!!! The fucking country is infested with Lycra clad, pot bellied, Olympic wannabe fucktards!!!! Fuck off and take up golf you cretinous twats!!!
Could be worse they could all be driving big smelly cars for journeys that don’t require a car.
The majority of cyclists are considerate road users but some are knobs
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As a lycra clad, far from pot bellied cyclist, who abides by the rules of the road, has met all the folk you've mentioned.
I apologise on behalf on behalf of the few cyclists you've encountered who may have caused you a moments inconvenience.
Can I rant about idiot drivers, who pass within inches of be, overtaking in a 30 zone, even when I'm doing 30, and those idiots who forget those flashy orange things at each corner of their vehicle, or even worse don't turn them off, then scream at me when I pull out the junction?"
I do wonder why cars have indicators sometimes and those that use them don’t so correctly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday. Ffs
Time keeping was never my strong point 
In the absence of pink and swing....rant approved 
Excuse me
I thought you were busy
Put the washing in the machine and answered the phone ...wow
I’m multitasking "
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