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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

seriously ........ the people scare me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

seriously ........ the people scare me. "

What's more scary,is the fact they're multiplying and out there as a large percentage of the UK !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are actors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are actors"

I actually would hope so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are actors

I actually would hope so "

I only watch it for the teeth...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They are actors

I actually would hope so "

Do both of you think that ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They are actors

I actually would hope so

I only watch it for the teeth..."

Do you need a set ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They aren't actors, a couple I used to know nearly went on it. They are real life idiots airing their Shit in public XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They aren't actors, a couple I used to know nearly went on it. They are real life idiots airing their Shit in public XXX"

Never seen anyone shitting on that show

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

God. I'd shit if I lived by them. Why do they air their laundry on t.v. Do they get expenses or paid or something ?

It's worse than embarrassing knobs on t.v.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They aren't actors, a couple I used to know nearly went on it. They are real life idiots airing their Shit in public XXX"

I idly tuned in but I can't turn it off

Does that make me a bad person ?

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By *apasmurfkingMan over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

My ex girlfriends sister was on there moaning someone was seeing her boyfriend. The woman her boyfriend was seeing, I have worked in 2 of her flats and one of her sons was being fostered by my best mate.

It's a fucked up world!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My ex girlfriends sister was on there moaning someone was seeing her boyfriend. The woman her boyfriend was seeing, I have worked in 2 of her flats and one of her sons was being fostered by my best mate.

It's a fucked up world! "

I read it twice and I still don't get it. Can you draw me a diagram ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We used to be able to laugh at America with Jerry Springer and so forth.

Now they're having a laugh back.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Poverty Porn... If you were going to appear on telly wouldn't you want to look your best? Dress nicely, be clean and freshly blow dryed? Ohhh nooo! Trainers and leggings, greasy hair, baseball caps, coats (these ones must stink under the hot studio lights!)...

And then there are the teeth... or not

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Trainers..... Leggins

if someone wears those without the greasy hair n baseball cap is that okay ..... hey ? hey ? is that okay ? hey ?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Trainers..... Leggins

if someone wears those without the greasy hair n baseball cap is that okay ..... hey ? hey ? is that okay ? hey ?"

Depends... are they going on National TV wearing them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A girl I used to work with got tickets to sit in the audience of a JK show once..

She said it was a real eye opener

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Trainers..... Leggins

if someone wears those without the greasy hair n baseball cap is that okay ..... hey ? hey ? is that okay ? hey ?

Depends... are they going on National TV wearing them?"

mmmmmm no I do the garden and cleaning up in them ....... Is that okay? hey ? Hey ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was in the audience and I got to have a hug off Big Steve the security guy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We used to be able to laugh at America with Jerry Springer and so forth.

Now they're having a laugh back. "

I never laughed at such a jaw dropping cringefest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i lived in a town in shrposhire for a while, half the bloody inhabitants seemed to be on it!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i lived in a town in shrposhire for a while, half the bloody inhabitants seemed to be on it!"

Don't. I have romantic views about rural areas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of them seem to have very interesting sex lives...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was in the audience and I got to have a hug off Big Steve the security guy!

If he had your arm up your back and tight hold of the back of your neck it's NOT a hug ......... k ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A lot of them seem to have very interesting sex lives...

I know ! All we want but with the wrong people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I watch that show it makes me realise why I don't actually watch it. The man is a massive bell end!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i lived in a town in shrposhire for a while, half the bloody inhabitants seemed to be on it!

Don't. I have romantic views about rural areas. "

so did i till i had to live in one! a frightening glimpse into 1950's britain...

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By *azkinsWoman over a year ago

leeds

My next door neighbour's daughter was on there and they still show their face on the street lol

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

My paranoid fuck of an ex wanted me to go on it for a DNA test of our twins

Told him if it meant that much to him I'll just waste my money paying to do the damn thing myself rather than embarass him on national television

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

These people don't just turn up and spill their guts for the camera/audience without getting "advice" by the program makers, They pick the best/worst guests and want the train wreck show for the the people watching, Just like the first few rounds of BGT or X factor,

They will only stop making these programs when people stop watching them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was in the audience and I got to have a hug off Big Steve the security guy!

If he had your arm up your back and tight hold of the back of your neck it's NOT a hug ......... k ?"

I was in the audience I swear, before it goes on air Jeremy comes and talks to you and I was 2nd row from the front and saying where's Steve where's Steve and Jeremy called him and said Steve you've an admirer there, and I had a proper two armed hug and felt his penis against my ribs (that was the height difference)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The majority of their problems revolve around sex though, I mean before I joined fab I would be like "she slept with how many people in a month?!" Now I am on here I don't bat an eyelid! I bet half of them are on here to lol. No matter how bad my life got I would never go on JK though... famous last words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite Jeremy Kyle quote, she says she's going up the shop but comes back smelling of sex and sweat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite Jeremy Kyle quote, she says she's going up the shop but comes back smelling of sex and sweat. "

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Trainers..... Leggins

if someone wears those without the greasy hair n baseball cap is that okay ..... hey ? hey ? is that okay ? hey ?

Depends... are they going on National TV wearing them?

mmmmmm no I do the garden and cleaning up in them ....... Is that okay? hey ? Hey ?"

Oh yes, definitely.... I've been known to whizz round Sainsburys in mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly they arent actors, hubby knows a few from the estate he grew up on that have been on there.

I think parents and schools need to better educate kids about healthy relationships, and more money needs putting into mental health via the nhs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are actors

I actually would hope so

I only watch it for the teeth...

Do you need a set ?"

If you round up 20 or so of the guests I might be able to get a full set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend's sister was on with her boyfriend and his ex. Someone made a meme with the boyfriend and current girlfriend on it with a caption that said ''Gav denies sexual contact with Julie's friend and says the smell on his fingers was from eating prawn cocktail crisps''.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

Trouble for me is I pay for the Benny barstards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are actors"

No they’re not. Through work I know of a guy who went in for a dna test to discover that he wasn’t the father of the child he’d brought up. He’s a road sweeper and definitely not an actor.

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