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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once owned a dachshund....
Peach x
And he had a vibrating collar ?
He did! You won't believe where I had to put the batteries 
Peach x
One in each ear OBS !"
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"I once owned a dachshund....
Peach x
I'm reminded of a tasteless joke involving marmite and a dog............. 
Love it or hate it there's nothing tasteless about marmite."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got to ask. What's the weirdest object you've used to please yourself OP?
Me. I used a mummified hand and a pint glass filled with raw minced beef.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once owned a dachshund....
Peach x
I've masturbated using a dog before too, even paid for her cab home."
You are a true gentleman. And a lover of animals
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!
Did nothing for me.
Eve. x  "
Apart from 1 of your 5 a day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!
Did nothing for me.
Eve. x
Apart from 1 of your 5 a day! "
apart from that!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!
Did nothing for me.
Eve. x
Wow
Apart from 1 of your 5 a day!
apart from that!
Eve. x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One horny hang over sesh - me and Mr P got randy and he filled me with custard and shoved numerous items inside me- including a brush and a tv remote!!!
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