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I once had a chat with a guy who said he was bored at work. He had some highlighters and an elastic band. It was an interesting video 
I wouldn't use them on myself though. |
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"What the heck is in your stationary cupboard?
We have a second hand hole punch some loose staples and some shitty Bics.
I can’t think of anything sexual to do with them. "
Glue sticks, highlighters, board markers, paperclips, bulldog clips.... Just use your imagination. |
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"What the heck is in your stationary cupboard?
We have a second hand hole punch some loose staples and some shitty Bics.
I can’t think of anything sexual to do with them.
Glue sticks, highlighters, board markers, paperclips, bulldog clips.... Just use your imagination. "
Ahhh Bulldog clips. I see your point. |
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"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself
Tad extreme....
As extrem as to use a BIG stapler machine to hold my cock and wank with it
If that's where your imagination takes you....
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Well what else can you do then ? Stick it into your ass ? I tried but got the sheet I wanted to staple full of shit
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Not stationary but, one day when myself and a male colleague were alone in our office, I put my new remote controlled egg down my trousers, and sat on it, while he took the controls.
While we were experimenting our boss came in. My colleague smirked at me and from the other end of the office put the egg on an intense pulse. The boss was about 3 feet away looking through a filing cabinet and I was bearing down on the egg, trying to not fall off my seat.
My colleague had tears in his eyes from suppressing his laughter, when the boss left.
All I could say was "You cunt". |
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"Might staple my nipple if I get bored.
Here is an idea for OP
I've got big metal ringd in them and pushed pins through them before so who knows, could be an option  "
Sit on the paper shredder as you shred as a4 pad. |
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