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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)"
last week - when a guy who i thought would have been well out of my league, smiled and one thing led to another  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)
last week - when a guy who i thought would have been well out of my league, smiled and one thing led to another "
that was the moment he got into your...err league?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)
last week - when a guy who i thought would have been well out of my league, smiled and one thing led to another that was the moment he got into your...err league? "
it was an automatic promotion - no play offs or anything ! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)
when my boss told my I was being made redundant - thought of a good few words since though!!!!!"
Ouch... sorry to hear that - hopefully not recently? - and is it not just strange how we can always think of things to say after the occasion...eh? |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
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When people at work today decided that when i say i watched porn the other night i actually meant i was wanking over half price chicken adds in the weekly tesco deals booklet... Coz i eat SOOO much chicken you wouldn't believe me if i told ya
I just laughed at them laugjhing at me, then called them dick heads
As ya do |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)
when my boss told my I was being made redundant - thought of a good few words since though!!!!!Ouch... sorry to hear that - hopefully not recently? - and is it not just strange how we can always think of things to say after the occasion...eh? "
the day before we went on holiday - timing was great NOT  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"words... When were you last lost for words and why?;-)
when my boss told my I was being made redundant - thought of a good few words since though!!!!!Ouch... sorry to hear that - hopefully not recently? - and is it not just strange how we can always think of things to say after the occasion...eh?
the day before we went on holiday - timing was great NOT "
Hell, I am really sorry to hear that - hope you find something suitable really soon xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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last time i was lost for words was a couple of weeks ago when walking home from school with my daughter who is 10
when i picked her up she said to me
(below names have been changed to pretect the innocent lol)
Daughter - Im not going out with Sam anymore
Me - oh why not?
Daughter - because hes going out with Jane now
Me - Jane? you mean your best friend Jane?
Daughter - well she was my best friend shes now my nemesis 
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"last time i was lost for words was a couple of weeks ago when walking home from school with my daughter who is 10
when i picked her up she said to me
(below names have been changed to pretect the innocent lol)
Daughter - Im not going out with Sam anymore
Me - oh why not?
Daughter - because hes going out with Jane now
Me - Jane? you mean your best friend Jane?
Daughter - well she was my best friend shes now my nemesis
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Thats cute - in more than one way. Must have made you chuckle !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i just couldnt believe that a 10 year old knew what the word nemesis ment i thought they all thought it was a ride at Alton towers lol
didnt know what to say besides...oh  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"when my friend said I should change to fit into society , dont know why as all I was doing was singing along to Your Sex is on Fire in the nail shop  "
Thats hilarious... Hey, Just change the shade and you ll fit in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just now, when I read that a Russian Man has dug up 29 corpses and had them stored in his house as dolls....
and I thought some folks on the forum had issues..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i went out on a vanilla date from a dating site last week. was worried about how to behave. ie play hard to get on first date. ended up shagging him, telling him i was a swinger and he joined the site.
i smiled when he told me (he is 45 btw) that he had been waiting 45 years for the sort of sex he had with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At lunch today, it was like a convention of negative people while I was trying to have some peace and quiet while I ate my lunch.
So I put my earplugs on and concentrated on browsing the web.
I am sure it did not go down well, however, I did not give a toss what they thought!
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By *acciWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
Yesterday when 7yr old grandson said
"Ur bestist nanna in the whole world,n when your really really old i will come live you and lookin after you"
Bless had no words but lots of happy tears |
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