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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Me and men are done. Forever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dipping your toes with the ladies?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Me and men are done. Forever."

What about men that are sometimes women

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me and men are done. Forever."
Damn. And I was next on the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s safe to say that lesbianism is on the rise

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I don't a woman. Sex,relationships,men I give up. Totally pissed off now.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No I don't a woman. Sex,relationships,men I give up. Totally pissed off now. "
You do know there are nice guys around . Honest .

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No I don't a woman. Sex,relationships,men I give up. Totally pissed off now. You do know there are nice guys around . Honest ."

Where's the punchline?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx"

Not they're not.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No I don't a woman. Sex,relationships,men I give up. Totally pissed off now. You do know there are nice guys around . Honest .

Where's the punchline?"
There isn't one . They do exist . Unfortunately to many asswipes on this site so it just appears that we're all cunts

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

Sorry that you're having such a shit time with men or so called men. The one for you is ot there. Keep smiling

. It'll come right

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend."

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

"Me and men are done. Forever."

Some of my best friends are lesbians

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mates building a robot for robot wars il see what he can do for ya with the spare parts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No I don't a woman. Sex,relationships,men I give up. Totally pissed off now. "

Men are cheaper than Dildos, just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dipping your toes with the ladies?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx"

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug."

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You OK Mrs?

Buy a rechargeable.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx"

Yea!!! The vast majority of men on the planet are dicks, let’s man hate some more!! All haters of men step forward and give it your all! Lol Jesus some people.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery. "

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"Me and men are done. Forever."
Just girls it is then! Lucky them x.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

Boom! Where the punchline?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

Don’t judge four billion men by the actions of one.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."
So you got stood up . Trying being a single guy. We don't even get that far

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You OK Mrs?

Buy a rechargeable. "

DAMN I keep forgetting to buy new AA batteries. I'm even more fed up now.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don’t judge four billion men by the actions of one.

Erm two actually and if I want to lump everyone in the same boat right now I bloody well will do. Let me sulk for God sake!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry."

Please don't, I shall end up with wet eyes too if that happens.

No sympathy here, get your own chuffing mug

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

Yea!!! The vast majority of men on the planet are dicks, let’s man hate some more!! All haters of men step forward and give it your all! Lol Jesus some people. "

Shushhh we having a moments moan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don’t judge four billion men by the actions of one.

Erm two actually and if I want to lump everyone in the same boat right now I bloody well will do. Let me sulk for God sake!"

Ooh that lessens the odds by 50%. Ok we’re all cunts. Continue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down"

Fucking roofers!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Please don't, I shall end up with wet eyes too if that happens.

No sympathy here, get your own chuffing mug "

The whole world hates me...so getting myself one of those mugs. Suppose I may as well wait now til I'm 51.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 11:54:05]"

Even she’s speechless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dipping your toes with the ladies?"

Woman are worse that's why I would never consider a relationship with one

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down"

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry."

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don’t judge four billion men by the actions of one.

Erm two actually and if I want to lump everyone in the same boat right now I bloody well will do. Let me sulk for God sake!

Ooh that lessens the odds by 50%. Ok we’re all cunts. Continue. "

Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s their loss isn’t it. Go and have a couple of lady wanks and you’ll feel better.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Please don't, I shall end up with wet eyes too if that happens.

No sympathy here, get your own chuffing mug

The whole world hates me...so getting myself one of those mugs. Suppose I may as well wait now til I'm 51."

Depends how long the wait is. Patience is a virtue and all that jazz, but some things make me do that Verucca Salt business... "don't care how, I want it now"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."
Me and men too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dipping your toes with the ladies?

Woman are worse that's why I would never consider a relationship with one

Boom! Shots fired

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )"

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34."

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It’s their loss isn’t it. Go and have a couple of lady wanks and you’ll feel better."

Can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dipping your toes with the ladies?

Woman are worse that's why I would never consider a relationship with one

Boom! Shots fired

Hey I'm bi!

. I like woman I like friendship, I like playing with woman but god hormones are a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing "

Or 28 even better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend."

I have a list you could practise your shanking on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dipping your toes with the ladies?

Woman are worse that's why I would never consider a relationship with one

Boom! Shots fired

Hey I'm bi!

. I like woman I like friendship, I like playing with woman but god hormones are a bitch "

You telling me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's."

Yeah I get that ... You don't come across as a hard bitch though ... Jus' saying x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34."
Are you upset cause yer never got your toilet flush sorted?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34. Are you upset cause yer never got your toilet flush sorted?"

I am now you've reminded me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34. Are you upset cause yer never got your toilet flush sorted?

I am now you've reminded me."
oops sorry . I'm not helping am I?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's.

Yeah I get that ... You don't come across as a hard bitch though ... Jus' saying x"

That's good to hear actually. I am a bit emotionally stunted though always have been,it's annoyed a few men I've had in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't this what someone says after they get played around a bit but then give it a week and they'll be able to normal?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing "

Can you fix flushes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing

Can you fix flushes?"
Toilet ones . probably ..Hot ones .. nah

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34. Are you upset cause yer never got your toilet flush sorted?

I am now you've reminded me. oops sorry . I'm not helping am I?

Nope you are not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing

Can you fix flushes?"

Never tried but I'm handy with tools.

I probably wouldn't make it any worse at least anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it that time of the month already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's.

Yeah I get that ... You don't come across as a hard bitch though ... Jus' saying x"

No not at all, ask anyone and they will tell you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

Not they're not."

We can agree to disagree xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x"

Let’s not sit on the fence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's.

Yeah I get that ... You don't come across as a hard bitch though ... Jus' saying x

That's good to hear actually. I am a bit emotionally stunted though always have been,it's annoyed a few men I've had in my life."

That's interesting since most guys lead you to believe they don't do emotions ... Nowt so queer as folk as they say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

Yea!!! The vast majority of men on the planet are dicks, let’s man hate some more!! All haters of men step forward and give it your all! Lol Jesus some people. "

I'm not a man hater chill out tbf some women are bitches if that helps xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

Sending hugs xx

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is it that time of the month already?

Fuck knows I'm perimenopausel my monthly are all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it that time of the month already?

Fuck knows I'm perimenopausel my monthly are all over the place. "

I think we can all tell x

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

My roofer (ex) friend is 34.

Try a 31 year old. I hear they are amazing

Can you fix flushes?

Never tried but I'm handy with tools.

I probably wouldn't make it any worse at least anyway "

I have a hammer and screw driver wonder if a quick wack will fix it,what do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down"

Can vouch for that, young guys are always eager to meet on time haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

Let’s not sit on the fence

But I want to x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a younger model?

It seems these older ones you are looking for are letting the team down

Can vouch for that, young guys are always eager to meet on time haha!"

Is this a passport photo?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank? "

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Sending hugs xx"

Thanks chick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week."

Get a nice trimmed bush- a bit of topiary always makes me feel good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

Let’s not sit on the fence

But I want to x"

I’m making Adult Cartoons called Gangster Pussies, you and op free?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

Congrats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Congrats"

Are you a man?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You want me to off some cunt? I'm handy with a shank.

I won't really do it but I can pretend.

No,but I want a fab at 50 mug.

Then I shall search high and low until I findeth one. As long as it's under a fiver and free delivery.

Don't show me sympathy I may cry.

Don't EVER cry over a man, it's not worth it, THEY are not worth it. x

(disclaimer: same goes for the men and women who get let down by ladies/couples etc )

Oh God no my days off crying over men are well and truly behind me,I'm a hard bitch now. It just naffs me off when I could have gone to see my family over these last two day's.

Yeah I get that ... You don't come across as a hard bitch though ... Jus' saying x

That's good to hear actually. I am a bit emotionally stunted though always have been,it's annoyed a few men I've had in my life.

That's interesting since most guys lead you to believe they don't do emotions ... Nowt so queer as folk as they say!

Exactly. It's always felt like I was the stereotypical man in my relationships,any fall out and I've wanted to disappear to the pub and they've wanted to discuss things in finer detail. Stuff that let's have a couple of beers and get on with thing's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

Let’s not sit on the fence

But I want to x

I’m making Adult Cartoons called Gangster Pussies, you and op free?

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

Let’s not sit on the fence

But I want to x

I’m making Adult Cartoons called Gangster Pussies, you and op free?

Lol xx"

Take it as a yes then

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week.

Get a nice trimmed bush- a bit of topiary always makes me feel good

I may do that and trim it into the shape of a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week.

Get a nice trimmed bush- a bit of topiary always makes me feel good

I may do that and trim it into the shape of a penis."

Just be careful where you snip after that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

All.Men.Are.Bad... now repeat after me

I never said all just the vast majority x

Let’s not sit on the fence

But I want to x

I’m making Adult Cartoons called Gangster Pussies, you and op free?

Lol xx

Take it as a yes then

xx"

Depends on what's involved xx

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week.

Get a nice trimmed bush- a bit of topiary always makes me feel good

I may do that and trim it into the shape of a penis.

Just be careful where you snip after that!

It'll be good actually,the next time someone doesn't turn up I can take my shears to it and shread it to bits,let my annoyance out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s safe to say that lesbianism is on the rise

You only have yourselves to blame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s safe to say that lesbianism is on the rise

You only have yourselves to blame."

MEN ARE BAD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him. "

She must be doing something right lol they all back off haha

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him. "

Good idea,but it'll need to be by the end of the day for me still to be angry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

Finally we will get some peace and quiet!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

She must be doing something right lol they all back off haha"

Haven't you got some bananas to go and peel bananaman.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Finally we will get some peace and quiet!

Cheeky runt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Finally we will get some peace and quiet!

Boom! Shots fired! I suggest you leave the country immediately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As someone like many on here who has experienced the let down or being brutally honest heart break I completely understand your feelings and sometimes a good whinge and moan or swear and shout should be done...

Have a break and focus on you for a while... Its so important!! My cynical side would love to shout out with you and say YEP sod em... but my other side thinks it’s life... and as much as we want to protect ourselves really you can’t fight feelings as hard as you try... in the words of Ronan Keeting... “life is a rollercoaster.. you’ve just got to ride it....”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

She must be doing something right lol they all back off haha

Haven't you got some bananas to go and peel bananaman."

Haven’t you got a vibrator to play with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As someone like many on here who has experienced the let down or being brutally honest heart break I completely understand your feelings and sometimes a good whinge and moan or swear and shout should be done...

Emotional much? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emotional much? Lol"

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

and has never a truer word been said.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

She must be doing something right lol they all back off haha

Haven't you got some bananas to go and peel bananaman.

Haven’t you got a vibrator to play with

Keep up Bananaman I need new batteries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

And it was the other day you said, you like eating men and spitting them out

Wonder why they aren’t turning up hmm no, can’t think of anything

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

And it was the other day you said, you like eating men and spitting them out

Wonder why they aren’t turning up hmm no, can’t think of anything

You're like a broken record aren't you.

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx"

We’re all dicks. Just some are bigger than others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

She must be doing something right lol they all back off haha

Haven't you got some bananas to go and peel bananaman.

Haven’t you got a vibrator to play with

Keep up Bananaman I need new batteries."

I'm going shopping want me to get you some xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

Don't blame you the vast majority of them are absolute dicks xx

We’re all dicks. Just some are bigger than others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

And it was the other day you said, you like eating men and spitting them out

Wonder why they aren’t turning up hmm no, can’t think of anything

You're like a broken record aren't you."

I’m trying to solve your mystery, you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x"

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and has never a truer word been said."

Thank you... my mum always says “if it’s meant to be it will be...” urgh I hate those sayings but alas it is true!! Wait for someone who deserves you and in the meantime don’t put up with shit.. sending hugs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x"

That's funny I need to remember that. I've seen the roofer guy a few time's now and it was him that messaged wanting to meet again. I wouldn't mind if it was me chasing these men but it's not,so for them not to appear is weird.

Yeah fishy eventually lost her fight for life,my daughter found is highly amusing when she got it out of the fish tank to try and give it chest compressions,strange child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

Good idea,but it'll need to be by the end of the day for me still to be angry. "

Keep reminding yourself what utter cunts men are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx"

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

Good idea,but it'll need to be by the end of the day for me still to be angry.

Keep reminding yourself what utter cunts men are. "

She might need your help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Save up your anger for the next dude you meet and have an angry fuck. Take it out on him.

Good idea,but it'll need to be by the end of the day for me still to be angry.

Keep reminding yourself what utter cunts men are. "

That takes effort though,but I'll try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?"

No, we wish death on him. Prick

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

No, we wish death on him. Prick"

Maybe he fell off the roof. Prick.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?"

Yes I've asked if he came at 11 no reply yet.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

Yes I've asked if he came at 11 no reply yet."

Were you out ?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

No, we wish death on him. Prick"

That's not nice Bananaman you should be sticking up for him. All men together and all that.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

Yes I've asked if he came at 11 no reply yet.

Were you out ?"

No of course not,I don't mess people around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Maybe he did cum at 11. Just not round your place.

Have you called him to see if he's okay ?

No, we wish death on him. Prick

That's not nice Bananaman you should be sticking up for him. Like All women together and all that."

Okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Are you saying men are tools?

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Are you saying men are tools?"

This little quirky comeback is biting me in the ass isn’t it.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Spit it out what are you saying Mr?!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Are you saying men are tools?"
.

Damn it I need to take lessons from you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Are you saying men are tools?.

Damn it I need to take lessons from you."

You do need a lesson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Spit it out what are you saying Mr?!"

I’m sure if I tried to argue this at the juncture, I’d only be getting my self (and men in general) I’m hotter water than i want. So can I back out like a coward?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I remember being told, ‘it’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools’.

Spit it out what are you saying Mr?!

I’m sure if I tried to argue this at the juncture, I’d only be getting my self (and men in general) I’m hotter water than i want. So can I back out like a coward? "

Only because I'm in a good mood now yeah you can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know."

We will always remember you

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know."

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life."

I'm there ahead of you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

So..... I guess a fuck is out of the question then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

I'm there ahead of you on my knees !"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever.

So..... I guess a fuck is out of the question then?

She

Did

Not

Say

That

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

I'm there ahead of you on my knees !

Hmmm, I'm confused now, whose ahead of me on their knees

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

I'm there ahead of you on my knees !

Hmmm, I'm confused now, whose ahead of me on their knees

Bananaman as he changed my word's. He wants ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

I'm there ahead of you on my knees !

Hmmm, I'm confused now, whose ahead of me on their knees

Bananaman as he has corrected my word's. He wants banter."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and men are done. Forever."

glad i'm still a boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

builders and roofers are always late , he'll wanna go home early too , and the only extras youll get is extra charges for this n that lol

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like your roofer might have forgotten too.

Memory of a Goldfish - is there a connection to your recently deceased one?

I'm waiting for him to reply so we'll see. I'm a forgettable person I know.

Can't really comment - I'm firmly in the pause at top of stairs and wonder why I'm here stage of life.

I'm there ahead of you on my knees !

Hmmm, I'm confused now, whose ahead of me on their knees

Bananaman as he has corrected my word's. He wants banter. "

No you want him I know you do,don't deny it it's there for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here."

And MEN ARE CUNTS!!

Don't forget.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

builders and roofers are always late , he'll wanna go home early too , and the only extras youll get is extra charges for this n that lol

He'll want you to do the nutting up too.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here.

And MEN ARE CUNTS!!

Don't forget. "

Yes sorry I'll rewrite...

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here and MEN ARE CUNTS!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week."

I'm not a qualified gardener but I'd be happy to trim your front garden and tend to your clematis.

Sorry for your loss. Will you call your new fish Bob?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Would this be an opportune moment to suggest a lady wank?

NOOOO! I'm going to pop to the garden centre this afternoon and buy myself a nice plant,oh and maybe another goldfish as we've had a death in the family this week.

I'm not a qualified gardener but I'd be happy to trim your front garden and tend to your clematis.

Sorry for your loss. Will you call your new fish Bob?"

There's not much to trim in my front garden since my driveway has been done and I like to fiddle with my own clematis. Bob is a rubbish name give me another one...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking."

Tut... the buggers....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here.

And MEN ARE CUNTS!!

Don't forget.

Yes sorry I'll rewrite...

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here and MEN ARE CUNTS!"

You could’ve just started a thread with this title instead of creating a fictional character who doesn’t turn up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you havnt heard yet maybe he has fallen off a roof.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm taking no prisoners today. So yesterday some arse forgets our date that we arranged the day BEFORE and now my roofer friend who said he was coming about 11 hasn't turned up.

I'm sulking.

Tut... the buggers....

Quite. That should be naughty buggers.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you havnt heard yet maybe he has fallen off a roof. "

Hopefully not.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I read a survey recently and it said that one in three men are just as stupid as the other two!

I was excited for you with the younger guy and sorry to hear he let you down. Plus poor fishy wishy

Sending hugs x

Lol if it was the other way around, people will be giving profile advise on here lol just saying xx

Don't be silly Narnaman, women don't get treated differently to men on here

My apologies

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here.

And MEN ARE CUNTS!!

Don't forget.

Yes sorry I'll rewrite...

Don't apologise just remember women rule on here and MEN ARE CUNTS!

You could’ve just started a thread with this title instead of creating a fictional character who doesn’t turn up lol "

Shushh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you havnt heard yet maybe he has fallen off a roof. "

Selfish git, falling off roofs and enjoying ambulance rides, when a woman needs sorting at 11am

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you havnt heard yet maybe he has fallen off a roof.

Selfish git, falling off roofs and enjoying ambulance rides, when a woman needs sorting at 11am

I know,some men are just so inconsiderate. You'd think at my age I'd be used to it.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Me and men are done. Forever."

My best friend, who is a man, says all men are Utter Bastards and I should remember that, and expect no better from them so as never to be disappointed.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

My best friend, who is a man, says all men are Utter Bastards and I should remember that, and expect no better from them so as never to be disappointed.

Well that's kinda depressing to read,but they're wise words. I shall continue my life with those words ringing in my head and pay particular note when someone makes me think 'ooh very nice',because underneath they'll be a swine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadface

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sadface"

Nice bum.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Me and men are done. Forever.

My best friend, who is a man, says all men are Utter Bastards and I should remember that, and expect no better from them so as never to be disappointed.

Sadly the nicer they appear, the more likely they are to be an utter bastard underneath it seems!!!Perhaps we need to find more 'Meh' ones and grow to love them lol!

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"Me and men are done. Forever."

I’d better take you off my hotlist in that case. Gutted.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadface

Nice bum."

Thanks. Winkface

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

My best friend, who is a man, says all men are Utter Bastards and I should remember that, and expect no better from them so as never to be disappointed.

Sadly the nicer they appear, the more likely they are to be an utter bastard underneath it seems!!!Perhaps we need to find more 'Meh' ones and grow to love them lol!

I'll try to if you will.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Me and men are done. Forever.

I’d better take you off my hotlist in that case. Gutted.....

x "

Well I only really meant til the end of the day,not like forever forever you know.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Me and men are done. Forever.

My best friend, who is a man, says all men are Utter Bastards and I should remember that, and expect no better from them so as never to be disappointed.

Sadly the nicer they appear, the more likely they are to be an utter bastard underneath it seems!!!Perhaps we need to find more 'Meh' ones and grow to love them lol!

I'll try to if you will."

I talk to them on POF sometimes lol, even tried meeting a couple - no joy so far!

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