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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers? |
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"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours.
I want a blowjob first
Greedy cunt.
Anything for you
Yay  "
I'll leave the door open, let yourself in. I have a list of foody and drinky demands for you to bring with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?"
Sure but I will do the same to you  |
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?"
Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?
Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man.... "
Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools. |
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?
Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....
Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools. "
Really ? (Yeah right!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?
Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....
Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools.
Really ? (Yeah right!!!) "
Absolutely, didn't say I graduated though, did I?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory. "
Yup, I think that'll do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.
Any takers?"
I won't take, but I will give. |
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"I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory. "
The famous ninja move of the gooey crane!!! God, you are the karate kid of ejaculations!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down 
I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way
I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down "
You know me so well  |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down
I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way
I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down
You know me so well "
Plus a dip you are just so demanding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down
I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way
I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down
You know me so well
Plus a dip you are just so demanding "
I AM the dip |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down
I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way
I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down
You know me so well
Plus a dip you are just so demanding
I AM the dip "
I know |
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