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over a year ago
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For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.
Go ape? Too heavy
Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy
That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.
I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.
Go ape? Too heavy
Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy
That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.
I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)
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Well we already established you're not made for facesitting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.
Go ape? Too heavy
Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy
That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.
I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)
Well we already established you're not made for facesitting "
That too. I'll remain the sitee not the siter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have to really force myself to wear heels nowadays when I used to live in them.
Now, if I can’t wear converse, I don’t want to go "
Comfort wins out any day! |
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "
Giving a toss to be honest
It's a good part of growing older. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore?
Giving a toss to be honest
It's a good part of growing older."
I'm looking forward to that! |
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore?
Giving a toss to be honest
It's a good part of growing older.
I'm looking forward to that! "
It's awe inspiring.
Before we would hold back and think manners etc.
But now we just give as good as we get, it feels fantastic and the look of "wasn't expecting that " is brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "
Cartwheels. Most embarrassing. I used to be awesome at them. |
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore?
Cartwheels. Most embarrassing. I used to be awesome at them. "
Handstands? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.
Go ape? Too heavy
Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy
That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.
I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)
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How on earth are you too heavy for Go Ape?!  . I love that place. |
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "
At least you didn’t have to get cut out of it by the fire brigade like a pair of foolish students did recently.
One climbed into one of those kids ‘cage’ type swings to prove she could do it, and couldn’t get out. Her buddy climbed in to prove it was nonsense... and also got stuck.  |
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"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!
(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)
What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "
Do you really have to share every thing you do on here lol  |
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