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over a year ago
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"Cock pump 
Why was it plugged to your cycle tyre valve?  "
its one of those that you have to use in the bath or shower as it has to be full of water. What a waste of 70 quid that was |
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"Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that. 
You are weird "
I would suggest that my comment has gone over your head if you think I’m weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that.
You are weird
I would suggest that my comment has gone over your head if you think I’m weird."
Alright then |
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My female cousin once came to my house to go on to a family event later that day and she asked if it was possible to have a quick shower and I said yes. Then sudden panic set in when I realised I had my Fleshlight mounted on the shower wall!
Went in and jerked it off (the wall!) and wrapped a big towel around it and into my room.
The big embarrassment was when she came out twenty minutes later and made a joke about the fact the cleaner and renewal powder were still in the bathroom... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My female cousin once came to my house to go on to a family event later that day and she asked if it was possible to have a quick shower and I said yes. Then sudden panic set in when I realised I had my Fleshlight mounted on the shower wall!
Went in and jerked it off (the wall!) and wrapped a big towel around it and into my room.
The big embarrassment was when she came out twenty minutes later and made a joke about the fact the cleaner and renewal powder were still in the bathroom... "
Lol last thing you think off |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm "
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point. |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point. "
44??  |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.
44?? "
Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards. |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.
44??
Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards."
Do you do your meets at home? |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.
44??
Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards.
Do you do your meets at home? "
got to feed them somehow. |
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"My 13 foot python put loads off lol
Burm or Retic burm
Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.
44??
Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards.
Do you do your meets at home? got to feed them somehow. "
Ah no I've a very valid reason for having that many at that time. I no longer have any snakes or Tarantulas. |
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