My favourite Swiss tony was the fishing one. 
Going fishing - Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. |
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"My favourite Swiss tony was the fishing one.
Going fishing - Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. "
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Swiss Tony would be in demand here. That reminds me I need to find out his spray tan shade.
‘Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace’ |
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Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay |
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"My favourite Swiss tony was the fishing one.
Going fishing - Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. "
And that ladies and gentlemen is why you don’t browse fab in public |
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over a year ago
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As Swiss would no doubt comment about a Fab profile...
‘Paul, being on Fab is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Your profile is the chance encounter where she glimpses you across a crowded room. You must be attractive, giving an air of confidence and worldly knowledge, hinting at experience and quality you offer, but a crowded room is not the place to bare all, Paul....’ |
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Women are like eggs.
You need around half a dozen, it doesn't matter they all the same on the inside.
Slowly bring her up to the boil and in 3 minutes when she's ready.
Whip off the top, shove in your soldier |
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By *usyatminMan
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"Women are like eggs.
You need around half a dozen, it doesn't matter they all the same on the inside.
Slowly bring her up to the boil and in 3 minutes when she's ready.
Whip off the top, shove in your soldier"
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"As Swiss would no doubt comment about a Fab profile...
‘Paul, being on Fab is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Your profile is the chance encounter where she glimpses you across a crowded room. You must be attractive, giving an air of confidence and worldly knowledge, hinting at experience and quality you offer, but a crowded room is not the place to bare all, Paul....’ "
Love Swiss Toni |
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay "
And I used to own carpet shops years ago, but you learn something new every day! |
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By *usyatminMan
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay
And I used to own carpet shops years ago, but you learn something new every day!"
Or lay something new everyday, lucky you. |
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
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"As Swiss would no doubt comment about a Fab profile...
‘Paul, being on Fab is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Your profile is the chance encounter where she glimpses you across a crowded room. You must be attractive, giving an air of confidence and worldly knowledge, hinting at experience and quality you offer, but a crowded room is not the place to bare all, Paul....’
Love Swiss Toni"
Bit of reciprocal loving back. |
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow |
"What advice would Swiss Tony give to male Fabbers looking to improve their luck?
Probably something like this...
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1085578"
Pure Swiss that. |
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Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
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"Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
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And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money |
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
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Unwrapping your Christmas presents is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, you peel back the layers of paper before you get to the delights inside. Then you find out which buttons to press to turn her on |
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"Unwrapping your Christmas presents is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, you peel back the layers of paper before you get to the delights inside. Then you find out which buttons to press to turn her on "
That's why they wear lingerie  |
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over a year ago
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Well, Paul, buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, first you check the size of her ring to be sure it’ll fit but actually it always ends with a pearl necklace, Paul... |
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
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'Paul. hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.' |
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"'Paul. hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.'"
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"'Paul. hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.'
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
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"As Swiss would no doubt comment about a Fab profile...
‘Paul, being on Fab is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Your profile is the chance encounter where she glimpses you across a crowded room. You must be attractive, giving an air of confidence and worldly knowledge, hinting at experience and quality you offer, but a crowded room is not the place to bare all, Paul....’ "
Oooops… think I bared all. |
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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago
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"And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money"
Touché |
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Making Coffee:
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s gotta be hot, you’ve gotta take your time. You’ve got to stir gently and firmly. You’ve gotta grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in your milk. |
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Posting on a thread on Fabswingers is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to be confident, do it with conviction. Take that empty box and fill it. Not care that other people are watching. Allow for others to join in. Whilst being mindful you might get shot at yourself. |
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By *usyatminMan
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"Posting on a thread on Fabswingers is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to be confident, do it with conviction. Take that empty box and fill it. Not care that other people are watching. Allow for others to join in. Whilst being mindful you might get shot at yourself."
fine wines and Belgian chocolates.
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By *usyatminMan
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"Making Coffee:
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s gotta be hot, you’ve gotta take your time. You’ve got to stir gently and firmly. You’ve gotta grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in your milk."
and sup from the cup. |
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