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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My knickers loads of times at clubs or out dogging   "
It was Cheffy, who told me to steal it and return a video of me wanking on it... I will send the knicker to you and the video to your Mr.. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"My knickers loads of times at clubs or out dogging "
My knickers on a meet. I know i left them by the bed, I'm sure he pinched them when I went to the loo. Later claimed to have "found" them under the bed and used them for a knicker wank  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
I bought a portable light for the block that I live in, I know exactly who took it but they tried to redirect to local druggies, (as if they would even come into our block) Trust me, they wouldn't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went out to my car one morning to find my car had been broken into and my steering wheel missing, I phoned the police and actually said my steering wheel had been stolen in the conversation  I had no idea they sometimes broke off when trying to steal cars.
Ginger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I worked in a nursery the babies had a sensory basket. There was a long key ring that had liquid in it, and shapes to look like an ocean. I have an obsession with key rings and always joked I would nick it.
I was tidying the baby room one day and the sensory basket had been put away, and I found the key ring. Put it in my pocket and made the mental note to take it back on Monday morning (this was Friday 6pm).
I then went off sick for six months and then never went back. My friend thinks this was my plan all along to get the key ring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was in year 10 at school we went swimming. I came back to my locker afterwards and someone had stolen, Not my wallet, not my phone, they stole my boxers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about six or seven, I had a fold out Barbie pencil case with a set of felt tips, coloured pencils, ruler, rubber, pencil sharpener and so on. A girl who sat at my table at school had the same pencil case and stole my pink felt tip as she'd lost hers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!
What did you do. "
Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!
What did you do.
Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wheelie bin and my kids clothes from my washing line."
That there leads me to imagine a group of kids on a ‘Hollywood teen comedy’ type scenario where they needed clothes fast to escape a naked embarrassment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!
What did you do.
Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course!
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Not as weird as it sounds. we used to fly together as crew and one day she turned up without flying socks and underwear so she helped herself to mine forgetting I was on the following shift. When I asked where my gear was in the crew room, she just went bright red.....it was classic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a frog ornament outside my door.
Kept finding him in odd places. Sat on the bonnet of my car, neighbours doorstep. On top of the fence.
My Mum had her Father Xmas gnome nicked, a couple of weeks later she got her a postcard saying that he was off enjoying a holiday and would leave her a review on trip advisor.
Funny thing was it wasn't even Christmas! My Mum of course loved it! Proper batshit my Mum. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"I had a frog ornament outside my door.
Kept finding him in odd places. Sat on the bonnet of my car, neighbours doorstep. On top of the fence.
My Mum had her Father Xmas gnome nicked, a couple of weeks later she got her a postcard saying that he was off enjoying a holiday and would leave her a review on trip advisor.
Funny thing was it wasn't even Christmas! My Mum of course loved it! Proper batshit my Mum."
I love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to live in a village and ma last Border Collie was a right kleptomaniac. He brought all manner of strange shit back when he took himself for a wander round, a jar of fishing bait, a pair of children's red trousers, a bicycle pump, a wellington boot and a 12" high plastic garden gnome 
I managed to trace the owners and return the property to everyone except the gnome, that still remains a mystery to this day  "
Omg it wasn't him who nicked my Mum's gnome! :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At one rave I DJ'd at a bunch of kids ran off with my vinyl. Fortunately for me, the pilled up mugs were friends with one of the girls involved in organising it. She rang their parents and a little later some very red faced kids turned up to give me back my records and say sorry |
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A bag of dog crap, I had put in a plastic bag ready to bin on the way out. Only to see two kids running off with the bag, I never had the heart to stop them. I as looking after a mates dog while he was away, i knew the area was not that nice. |
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Not really that strange but unexpected and annoyed me at the time. Spare wheel (not a space saver) and it was an alloy one. It was in great condition never having been used. I took it into a garage for some work...few days later checked in boot and it had gone. The bstds did not want to know. Glad it closed not long afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pair of jeans off the line (i used to wear mens ones when younger cos the leg length).
Next time i pegged out washing they’d also washed my pair and hung them out so i knicked them back.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really had anything stolen. But I did steal my mates car once when he was half way washing it. He went inside to get water and he left the key in I was walking past and saw it. So thought why not. Should of seen his face when I drove past his house |
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Managed to get it back though