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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.
The cold night is approaching. What do you do? |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
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"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.
The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "
I would be questioning my life choices |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.  like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong? |
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "
What are you dreaming about doing or perhaps i could help you somehow you quite cute |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?"
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol |
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol"
That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay? |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol"
Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol
That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay?"
This made me laugh a bit to much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?"
Do you not understand a bit if banter? |
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol
Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him "
“He punched a camel, your honour” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair
That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song! "
Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !! |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol
Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him
“He punched a camel, your honour”"
Sentence to two years partying at G-A-Y in london |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair
That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!
Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!"
Definitely going to their next one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Report button feels great
Which body part is that near?!
A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice. "
Not very hard to find it love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?
Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol
That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay?
This made me laugh a bit to much"
Me too! And trying to explain to my other half why i was laughing was a pain haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair
That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!
Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!"
If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Report button feels great
Which body part is that near?!
A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.
Can i find yours? 
Larrrrddddd. Yeshhhh. nom nom nom"
Dripping is better |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair
That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!
Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!
If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up! "
3some?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate
You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous
I have mine plain
I like spicy couscous!  "
Did I say plain?
I meant spicy
Its so easy to get confused on Fab! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate
You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous
I have mine plain
I like spicy couscous!
Did I say plain?
I meant spicy
Its so easy to get confused on Fab!"
Sometimes you want plain, and sometimes you want spicy. Both taste lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.
The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "
Obviously never been a Boy Scout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!"
Yeah make sure you bring the lube |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube "
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable "
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame. "
Ring of fire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire"
Its a good game |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire"
Your arse ring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring "
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. |
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"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate
You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous
I have mine plain"
O shit i eat slightly spicy with a preference to spicy is i bi?? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire"
That will be the spicy couscous! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate
You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous
I have mine plain
O shit i eat slightly spicy with a preference to spicy is i bi??"
Yes. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
That will be the spicy couscous!"
owwww |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. "
never played that, can you pm the rules pls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls"
Would if I wasn't blocked. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls
Would if I wasn't blocked. "
OK can you post on here then x |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
That will be the spicy couscous!owwww"
It's just as well I put the bog roll in the freezer earlier!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls
Would if I wasn't blocked.
OK can you post on here then x"
Use google. Its a fun game. But you'll het pissed fast. Theirs a rule for ace to king on a game of playing cards. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows
Dib dib dib
Want some?
Depends on what you're offering
Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!
Yeah make sure you bring the lube
It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable
Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.
Ring of fire
Your arse ring
I know
Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls
Would if I wasn't blocked.
OK can you post on here then x
Use google. Its a fun game. But you'll het pissed fast. Theirs a rule for ace to king on a game of playing cards. "
Ok thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair
That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!
Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!
If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up! 3some?!"
Don't know any songs for three! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.
The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "
Beat you with the dildo. Think about how to store you in a food safe way to increase my chance of survival without food poisoning.
One of us has to go on and survive. |
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"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?
A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.
Where do the human race go wrong?"
Consorting with camels? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I the only one who is concerned about the flammability of the lube?
As for the ridiculous original question, about such a highly improbable situation it's hardly worth the effort of thinking about, the idea of setting light to the dildo and using it for warmth or as a beacon is possibly the most realistic but,don't use all your matches, you'll need a fire tomorrow night too and try not to inhale the fumes from the burning rubber doused in flammable liquid which will probably not burn for very long anyway.
Probably best to ditch the dildo as excess weight and go in search of shelter and water. |
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