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over a year ago
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As a merman or made is half fish on the important bits i would asume the reproduce like fish not people so unless u girls want to swim to the bottom of the ocian and lay eggs for him all u could really do is sit on his face or let him finger you sorry folks if i ruined a fantasy |
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you  "
Do they have willys then? I'd still drag him back to sea so he couldn't be experimented on. |
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you "
Fish dont have dicks |
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"If it’s Jason Mamoa i’d ride him like Seabiscuit
Not according to your profile! 
Take no notice of that, i wrote it when i was sober!"
Really! No, wait, you're joking, thought I stood a chance of being in the frame for a minute...can you see what I've done there?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you
Do they have willys then? I'd still drag him back to sea so he couldn't be experimented on. "
Yes it looks like a pussy at front but when aroused a large sea cucumber emerges
And if he asked you to comd with him as you did so..would you go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you
Do they have willys then? I'd still drag him back to sea so he couldn't be experimented on.
Yes it looks like a pussy at front but when aroused a large sea cucumber emerges
And if he asked you to comd with him as you did so..would you go? "
I can't breath underwater so I'd have to let him go on his own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you
Do they have willys then? I'd still drag him back to sea so he couldn't be experimented on.
Yes it looks like a pussy at front but when aroused a large sea cucumber emerges
And if he asked you to comd with him as you did so..would you go? "
A creature having a cock doesn't automatically make it attractive. Haven't you learned anything from your time on here? |
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"Is he dead or alive? If he was alive I'd drag him back to the sea before anyone spotted him.
Hes alive
And aroused at the sight of you
Do they have willys then? I'd still drag him back to sea so he couldn't be experimented on.
Yes it looks like a pussy at front but when aroused a large sea cucumber emerges
And if he asked you to comd with him as you did so..would you go?
I can't breath underwater so I'd have to let him go on his own. "
Maybe he a vampire merman
Like he bites your neck and gives you gills |
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