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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Asking for a friend. 
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!! |
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!"
A favourite of ours is to visit a busy pub / club / bar separately , and my wife will often chat a guy up . She usually starts with something like ‘ That’s a nice top ‘ , but will often start with something relevant go the current situation like saying she likes the current music playing , does he ?
The above is if the question was a serious one of course .
If it’s just a bit of fun , try the ‘ That’s a nice pair if jeans you have on , but I bet they’d look better on my bedroom floor ‘ , it never fails  |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!"
. After meeting a lady from a dating site after a hour she said You don’t look like a axe murderer do you want to come back to mine for a another coffee I said yes and within a hour we were having adult fun. |
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo. "
Wrong wrong wrong
If a woman likes you she'll let you know but it might not be blunt so if you don't pick up the signals you need to up your game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo.
If we find them attractive and charming then yes we do"
Must be something that died out in your generation then. Mine just fully rely on the guy to do everything. |
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo.
If we find them attractive and charming then yes we do
Must be something that died out in your generation then. Mine just fully rely on the guy to do everything. "
My generation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually I just make eye contact, let it linger and then smile at him. If he response, either him or myself will walk to the other and hey presto, a conversation begins. Convo usually ends with one of us asking if the other wants to meet up again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite!
You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands. 
Thanks in advance X"
Nahhhh.
Sincerest apologies X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. "
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh  |
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Lmao what a crap attitude towards women
watch what you say or you will be drinking your next meal through a straw apparently"
That's worth lol'ling....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite!
You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands.
Thanks in advance X
Nahhhh.
Sincerest apologies X"
Burn
Fondest regards X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite!
You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands.
Thanks in advance X
Nahhhh.
Sincerest apologies X
Burn
Fondest regards X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Lmao what a crap attitude towards women"
Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Lmao what a crap attitude towards women
Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality. "
Did you even read what the thread was about?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh "
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me. "
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Lmao what a crap attitude towards women
Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality.
Did you even read what the thread was about? "
Yes and it generally doesn't really matter what the lass says if the guy is interested in her. For just sex that is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses"
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. |
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "
It’s clearly different to mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!
A favourite of ours is to visit a busy pub / club / bar separately , and my wife will often chat a guy up . She usually starts with something like ‘ That’s a nice top ‘ , but will often start with something relevant go the current situation like saying she likes the current music playing , does he ?
The above is if the question was a serious one of course .
If it’s just a bit of fun , try the ‘ That’s a nice pair if jeans you have on , but I bet they’d look better on my bedroom floor ‘ , it never fails "
Partly serious and partly for fun.
Your wife would have no problem pulling a man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "
So i see..
My generation is based on respect and manners
Something your generation would do well to take on board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity."
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
So i see..
My generation is based on respect and manners
Something your generation would do well to take on board "
Whats that supposed to mean?
Not my fault the alot of lases are superficial and lazy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here. "
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? "
I bet you already do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? "
Probably. It's about being cheeky, not sleezy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move?
I bet you already do. "
I make their cocks shrivel. They don't see it as a chat up line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this...
Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it.
If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail.
Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic.
After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move?
I bet you already do.
I make their cocks shrivel. They don't see it as a chat up line. "
You can't be that bad. |
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that. "
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age"
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different. "
I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different.
I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age."
2 years difference |
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different.
I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age.
2 years difference "
Ah ok so you are going to turn into a mature gentleman in 2 years? That's good you will have more success in every walk of life, not just with the lasses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You tap him on the shoulder and say "'Scuse me, I've sent your picture to my mum and she said you would make lovely babies, would you like to make some with me?". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I let my actions speak for me, lock eyes with him, give a cheeky smile, look away while biting my lip, glance back at him and touch my hair and lick my lips. Usually fool proof |
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked.
Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date..
And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
So i see..
My generation is based on respect and manners
Something your generation would do well to take on board
Whats that supposed to mean?
Not my fault the alot of lases are superficial and lazy. "
You could start an argument in a phone box.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You go over to them and say “hello handsome, do you happen to have a Trebor mint that i can suck?”
They say no.
Then you say “Can i suck on your cock then?”
And then you wink and lick your eyebrow.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You go over to them and say “hello handsome, do you happen to have a Trebor mint that i can suck?”
They say no.
Then you say “Can i suck on your cock then?”
And then you wink and lick your eyebrow.
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You'd just have to smile!  |
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