Light hearted thread so keep it funny.
You ladies must get hit on at work, at the pub, in the supermarket etc etc
What are your funny stories about guys pathetic or successful attempts ?
Might have been a written note left in an envelope on your desk.
Serenading you with a song while d*unk in a pub |
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I got given a bottle of wine. He said “pay for that” ill get the food and we can chat 
Was a good bottle too. I did give him number and we had a few dates |
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A guy once asked my friend and I for a 3sum. We were in Tesco at the time and he just approached us and asked.
We declined but I did admire his don't ask don't get mentality. |
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"A guy once asked my friend and I for a 3sum. We were in Tesco at the time and he just approached us and asked.
We declined but I did admire his don't ask don't get mentality. "
Sounds more like a proposition than a chat up line |
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I used to work as biohazardous waste engineer, was crime, trauma and biohazardous waste cleaning, anyway this office on an industrial estate was having a problem with needle paraphernalia by their buildings and myself and a (male)colleague went out just us two with the van to clean up. We had a cuppa tea in the office and when we got back to the van we saw a post it note under the windscreen but my colleague just picked it off and dropped it.
After the weekend we had to go back to the office on the Monday again and was having a cuppa tea when the woman said how two of the guys had been messaging each other all weekend thinking they were messaging me. One had put the note which simply said my number, text me, the other guy had picked it up thinkjngbid left it! She said how they'd asked what I was doing and apparently I'd said I was playing football that day and then going for a pint, they told each other that they thought l was sexy even though they were saying it to each other! Was only when one of them sent a picture to the other that they knew they worked with each other and it wasn't me at all!
I thought it was hilarious and one of the guys was sitting there whilst she was telling me all this! |
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"A guy once asked my friend and I for a 3sum. We were in Tesco at the time and he just approached us and asked.
We declined but I did admire his don't ask don't get mentality. "
Hey was later sacked as Customer Relations Manager.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week try the fish. xx  |
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I have developed the world's most alluring dance, no woman can resist it.
It's actually a big responsibility and as Keeper of the sacred Moves, I have to be careful who I teach the dance too. Many have sought me out. Few have I deemed worthy. |
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. They usually just complement me on my dress 