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I've just said to my 11 yr old daughter that since the town is so busy and I won't be able to get parked, would she mind running to the cobblers for me, and picking up a shoe for me.
She replied with "ok, so I have to go to the Gobblers".....so funny, (me and my filthy mind)
What funny things do your kids say? |
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I remember my son, when he was about 7, telling someone i was a secret swinger 
We live by a park and i often wait til all the kids have gone home and go play on the swings myself  |
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Walking down the high street and 4 year old says in her most loudest excited voice look mummy a cock shop
Follwed by me shouting oh yes a clock shop!
Miss s x |
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"When my hair was blue a small little girl maybe 4 came over to me in a coffee shop and whispered, is Ariel your friend? Her Mum was mortified the kid thought I was a mermaid  "
Awe thats so cute  |
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When my son was young he had a problem saying his F’s they came out as S’s....... he was also obsessed with flags !!!!
Hence lots of embarrassing times of
“mummy look at all them slags” and
“mummy I love slags”
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We bought my son a fish tank and set it all up, come the day it was ready we went and got his fish put them in. My daughter then got all concerned as to where the beds were as they had nowhere to sleep x |
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A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx |
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"A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx"
Some great stories here but sorry miss, I laugh out loud at yours. Love the innocence of children unknowingly embarrassing their parents. I remember taking my young daughter swimming where afters we got changed in the cubicles. She then asked me about willies so I told her that all boys have willies and she seemed satisfied with the answer. Phew, panicked over. But the embarrassing moment came afters when we visited the play park afters where upon talking to the other parents that were already there she out of the blue said “ I went swimming with my daddy today and he has a big willy”, leading to a very awkward silence by all. I don’t have a big willy by the way lol |
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When my daughter was about 6 we were out in a pub restaurant for a big family meal. My daughter couldn’t finish her meal and sneaked off to the toilet. When she came back she asked about pudding where the standard parental reply was given about if you didn’t finish your dinner then you’re not having pudding to which she replied loudly, but I’m alright now because I’ve just had a massive poo! |
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My son is nearly 3. Hes going through a phase of repeating everything i say
Yesterday i said to myself while driving 'get off the fucking road'
While driving round a cyclist
So for the rest of the day all i heard was 'the fucking road' |
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"When my son was young he had a problem saying his F’s they came out as S’s....... he was also obsessed with flags !!!!
Hence lots of embarrassing times of
“mummy look at all them slags” and
“mummy I love slags”
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My son was exactly the same with his S and F's, we were in the shopping mall food hall, and loudly asked why that woman was "sucking her thumb.
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My daughter asked me what a wanker was when she was about 5. I was gobsmacked and asked her where she had heard that word. She said, “that’s what you called that man who went through the red light yesterday” |
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I had my nephew in the back of the car and someone cut me up - "you fucking halfwit" I shouted forgetting myself. Then I heard a little voice in the back say "you shouldn't call people halfwits you know". No mention of the word fucking - phew! |
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"A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx
Some great stories here but sorry miss, I laugh out loud at yours. Love the innocence of children unknowingly embarrassing their parents. I remember taking my young daughter swimming where afters we got changed in the cubicles. She then asked me about willies so I told her that all boys have willies and she seemed satisfied with the answer. Phew, panicked over. But the embarrassing moment came afters when we visited the play park afters where upon talking to the other parents that were already there she out of the blue said “ I went swimming with my daddy today and he has a big willy”, leading to a very awkward silence by all. I don’t have a big willy by the way lol"
Oh that whole story is hilarious |
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