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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"your cocks called spencer?
I meant Sponsor... & yes my cocks called frank spencer, it likes betty alot
i'll be frank with you.
if you'll be Betty"
betty me crotchet bad man... Can i be robin too? Robbin this thread of any dignatiy i might have had lol
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"your cocks called spencer?
I meant Sponsor... & yes my cocks called frank spencer, it likes betty alot
You like batty? You a batty boy?  "
yep, batty as a bat babes... i'd do you all and you'd all love it, men girls children mothers and fuckers too, no end to my evil plans i tell ya
theni woke up and had coffee
What a dream that was x |
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over a year ago
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Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that  |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that "
naa you just have to show it some love every once in a while, it's the sexual oppersite to a dog - a womans best friend... & plus, it actually feeds you your RDI of protein from a tap (squize the included balls and pull hard on the leaver) hey presto you got a healthy shake! It's multipurose too... it can swallow an intire hole in one go (great for plugging any waterwork areas you might have.. Although often it creates damp areas within!).. you can even put a wig on it on it and use it to dust those hard to reach areas around the house, it looks very edible between a bun and is fantastic company to hold onto in the cold winter nights.. Buy two and rub them hard enough and you might even start a fire! and not even mentioned yet that it can be used as a hose pipe during the hose pipe bans in the summer months... you'll wounder how you ever survived without one.
I have a special in mind for you... It's the super delux version, it lasts a little longer than most and needs a very firm grip to use it right... but i'll teach ya
yep, my bed time peeps
OOO yeah xx |
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over a year ago
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"Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that
naa you just have to show it some love every once in a while, it's the sexual oppersite to a dog - a womans best friend... & plus, it actually feeds you your RDI of protein from a tap (squize the included balls and pull hard on the leaver) hey presto you got a healthy shake! It's multipurose too... it can swallow an intire hole in one go (great for plugging any waterwork areas you might have.. Although often it creates damp areas within!).. you can even put a wig on it on it and use it to dust those hard to reach areas around the house, it looks very edible between a bun and is fantastic company to hold onto in the cold winter nights.. Buy two and rub them hard enough and you might even start a fire! and not even mentioned yet that it can be used as a hose pipe during the hose pipe bans in the summer months... you'll wounder how you ever survived without one.
I have a special in mind for you... It's the super delux version, it lasts a little longer than most and needs a very firm grip to use it right... but i'll teach ya
yep, my bed time peeps
OOO yeah xx"
wtf? Lay off the green stuff  |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that
naa you just have to show it some love every once in a while, it's the sexual oppersite to a dog - a womans best friend... & plus, it actually feeds you your RDI of protein from a tap (squize the included balls and pull hard on the leaver) hey presto you got a healthy shake! It's multipurose too... it can swallow an intire hole in one go (great for plugging any waterwork areas you might have.. Although often it creates damp areas within!).. you can even put a wig on it on it and use it to dust those hard to reach areas around the house, it looks very edible between a bun and is fantastic company to hold onto in the cold winter nights.. Buy two and rub them hard enough and you might even start a fire! and not even mentioned yet that it can be used as a hose pipe during the hose pipe bans in the summer months... you'll wounder how you ever survived without one.
I have a special in mind for you... It's the super delux version, it lasts a little longer than most and needs a very firm grip to use it right... but i'll teach ya
yep, my bed time peeps
OOO yeah xx
wtf? Lay off the green stuff "
Not had one for 3 months hun... don't need to... I talk pony and i don't have an off switch, my little pony darren, i'm the pony king, now ride me to my throne lol :D
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"Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that
naa you just have to show it some love every once in a while, it's the sexual oppersite to a dog - a womans best friend... & plus, it actually feeds you your RDI of protein from a tap (squize the included balls and pull hard on the leaver) hey presto you got a healthy shake! It's multipurose too... it can swallow an intire hole in one go (great for plugging any waterwork areas you might have.. Although often it creates damp areas within!).. you can even put a wig on it on it and use it to dust those hard to reach areas around the house, it looks very edible between a bun and is fantastic company to hold onto in the cold winter nights.. Buy two and rub them hard enough and you might even start a fire! and not even mentioned yet that it can be used as a hose pipe during the hose pipe bans in the summer months... you'll wounder how you ever survived without one.
I have a special in mind for you... It's the super delux version, it lasts a little longer than most and needs a very firm grip to use it right... but i'll teach ya
yep, my bed time peeps
OOO yeah xx
wtf? Lay off the green stuff
Not had one for 3 months hun... don't need to... I talk pony and i don't have an off switch, my little pony darren, i'm the pony king, now ride me to my throne lol :D
xx"
Hun? You call all the blokes hun? You definitely talk a lot of pony, I'll give you that lol |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"Is it like one of those tamagochi things that were around a few years ago?
Do I have to remember to feed it or it dies?
Im crap with stuff like that
naa you just have to show it some love every once in a while, it's the sexual oppersite to a dog - a womans best friend... & plus, it actually feeds you your RDI of protein from a tap (squize the included balls and pull hard on the leaver) hey presto you got a healthy shake! It's multipurose too... it can swallow an intire hole in one go (great for plugging any waterwork areas you might have.. Although often it creates damp areas within!).. you can even put a wig on it on it and use it to dust those hard to reach areas around the house, it looks very edible between a bun and is fantastic company to hold onto in the cold winter nights.. Buy two and rub them hard enough and you might even start a fire! and not even mentioned yet that it can be used as a hose pipe during the hose pipe bans in the summer months... you'll wounder how you ever survived without one.
I have a special in mind for you... It's the super delux version, it lasts a little longer than most and needs a very firm grip to use it right... but i'll teach ya
yep, my bed time peeps
OOO yeah xx
wtf? Lay off the green stuff
Not had one for 3 months hun... don't need to... I talk pony and i don't have an off switch, my little pony darren, i'm the pony king, now ride me to my throne lol :D
xx
Hun? You call all the blokes hun? You definitely talk a lot of pony, I'll give you that lol "
Your a m/f couple so it could have been either, 50/50 guess... But yeah, i'll call you babes if ya like? sweetie? darlin
As long as you're happy the world turns mate, happy happy ox'en free x |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"Are you that hogged you hitting on a bloke? Hope you're not one of the "when alls dark, a mouths a mouth brigade!" "
LOL did you know that all apes have the same theomones? males and females do to? last time i have sex wearing a blind fold!!! & yeah any holes a goal... As long as it's in the female end of the picth it's 1 - 0 to me
& for the recod since soo many people are reading this and i have face pictures up... I'm not gay or bi-sexual... Shame since i get so many offers from men on here! But i love the pussy and i love the girls and i love the girl pussy even more
Any girls a hole and any hole a goal... A girl hole woop woop
:D
now i best sleep before the bad men come with those white jackets to take me back home
peace |
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"Are you that hogged you hitting on a bloke? Hope you're not one of the "when alls dark, a mouths a mouth brigade!"
LOL did you know that all apes have the same theomones? males and females do to? last time i have sex wearing a blind fold!!! & yeah any holes a goal... As long as it's in the female end of the picth it's 1 - 0 to me
& for the recod since soo many people are reading this and i have face pictures up... I'm not gay or bi-sexual... Shame since i get so many offers from men on here! But i love the pussy and i love the girls and i love the girl pussy even more
Any girls a hole and any hole a goal... A girl hole woop woop
:D
now i best sleep before the bad men come with those white jackets to take me back home
peace"
You'll never get to sleep if you drink red bull and pro plus cocktails before bed time. I presume thats what you taking, either that or the devils dandruff has somehow got inhaled somewhere along the line. |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
leicester |
"Are you that hogged you hitting on a bloke? Hope you're not one of the "when alls dark, a mouths a mouth brigade!"
LOL did you know that all apes have the same theomones? males and females do to? last time i have sex wearing a blind fold!!! & yeah any holes a goal... As long as it's in the female end of the picth it's 1 - 0 to me
& for the recod since soo many people are reading this and i have face pictures up... I'm not gay or bi-sexual... Shame since i get so many offers from men on here! But i love the pussy and i love the girls and i love the girl pussy even more
Any girls a hole and any hole a goal... A girl hole woop woop
:D
now i best sleep before the bad men come with those white jackets to take me back home
peace
You'll never get to sleep if you drink red bull and pro plus cocktails before bed time. I presume thats what you taking, either that or the devils dandruff has somehow got inhaled somewhere along the line."
LOl honestly, hand on dick, i am telling the truth man, i am sobar! I am just on a hyperactive mood, and a little over tired
It's one of those times when i tapped into my ungarded thoughts... as in i switched off and typed without giving a thought to what i was typing, i do it sometimes when i am in a silly mood
peace dude |
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"Are you that hogged you hitting on a bloke? Hope you're not one of the "when alls dark, a mouths a mouth brigade!"
LOL did you know that all apes have the same theomones? males and females do to? last time i have sex wearing a blind fold!!! & yeah any holes a goal... As long as it's in the female end of the picth it's 1 - 0 to me
& for the recod since soo many people are reading this and i have face pictures up... I'm not gay or bi-sexual... Shame since i get so many offers from men on here! But i love the pussy and i love the girls and i love the girl pussy even more
Any girls a hole and any hole a goal... A girl hole woop woop
:D
now i best sleep before the bad men come with those white jackets to take me back home
peace
You'll never get to sleep if you drink red bull and pro plus cocktails before bed time. I presume thats what you taking, either that or the devils dandruff has somehow got inhaled somewhere along the line.
LOl honestly, hand on dick, i am telling the truth man, i am sobar! I am just on a hyperactive mood, and a little over tired
It's one of those times when i tapped into my ungarded thoughts... as in i switched off and typed without giving a thought to what i was typing, i do it sometimes when i am in a silly mood
peace dude"
And peace on you too  |
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