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My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool. |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."
And breathe x |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
And breathe x"
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"Camping with scouts this weekend and no electric  not looking forward to this 
Ooher head torch pound shop."
Thanks for reminding me only thing I hadn’t packed  |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10! |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"
Same here.Mine is 9 going on 29 or so she thinks. |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"
She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help  |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."
So glad mine are boys
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I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
So glad mine are boys
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Untill now she's been so much easyer than my son. To be fair he more protective of her than me. Her boyfriend shits himself every time he see him. But then he is a big fucker |
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"I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck"
You got it all going on, and on Towel Day too? I salute you. |
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"I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck
You got it all going on, and on Towel Day too? I salute you."
Okay, your perspective on this has cheered me up! Here's to a fun evening |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"
I have one of those, who is but 12  |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!
She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help "
It's the best way to deal with it though. I remember the first time mine did,it wasn't said in anger at me,she thought she was being brave and rebellious just by saying it and looked at me with a slightly worried cheeky look on her face. We just laughed. |
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"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.
That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!
She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help
It's the best way to deal with it though. I remember the first time mine did,it wasn't said in anger at me,she thought she was being brave and rebellious just by saying it and looked at me with a slightly worried cheeky look on her face. We just laughed. "
That was pretty much it. She was pissed at her mum not me. I just took the piss and could see the steam rising. Funny as fuck |
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Tell me about your first world problems...
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Not worked since chrimbo and signed on a couple weeks ago. Spoke to a few mates and they said they haven't had anything either. Carillon going bust has screwed everything up. |
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"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous."
My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different
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"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.
My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different
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I did triangle sandwiches and embarrassed my 12 yo at school |
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"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.
My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different
I did triangle sandwiches and embarrassed my 12 yo at school "
It's every mum's duty to embarrass their children,I try and do it as often as possible. It's payback for tippy tantrums. |
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"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.
It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.
It's a dying art."
Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price. |
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"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.
It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.
It's a dying art.
Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price."
I've got some spare Polo holes I can sell you for a good price, use them with your mints. Cheaper than buying ready made Polo's. |
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Tell me about your first world problems...
Not worked since chrimbo and signed on a couple weeks ago. Spoke to a few mates and they said they haven't had anything either. Carillon going bust has screwed everything up. "
That's shit but at least the sun is shining.
Keep on keeping on darlin x |
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"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.
My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different
Mmmn. Bread and water "tastes different"...give it go for a few days.
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I put too much cold water in my bath but got in it regardless just so I could watch Netflix in peace on the ipad.
Netflix wouldn't open despite several off/on attempts.
I got out of the bath. There was no towel. |
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"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.
It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.
It's a dying art.
Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price.
I've got some spare Polo holes I can sell you for a good price, use them with your mints. Cheaper than buying ready made Polo's."
Sold! |
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"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.
Chew wild mint leaves instead.
You can get them prechewed, if you are too posh to masticate.
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Is that how mint sauce is made. |
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My new car connects to my Spotify account through my phone, but my old car doesn't, so when I drive the old car I'm stuck listening to the same music I was listening to 10 years ago because my iTunes library mysteriously disappeared from my harddrive and I can't be bothered uploading thousands of songs back onto it |
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"There is no breakfast menu in this hotel so I’ve no idea what we are having in the morning  "
If you in a hotel and worrying about the breakfast then maybe you should hand in your fab badge.... just saying...
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Oh... apart from, it rained today.... a lot...and people who work outdoors got wet.
Not me, I work indoors, so it was all good as far as I was concerned, but hey, you got to feel for your fellow man, right? |
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That's shit but at least the sun is shining.
Keep on keeping on darlin x"
I'll be retraining to do something else if this keeps up for much longer. I fear we could be heading for another recession. |
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