Its our 15th wedding anniversary today, although we have been together for 24 years.
Its a long time to be together, and it set me wondering just what I had learned about women.
I sat here thinking, and decided that I had realised fairly early on in our relationship that honesty was definately the best policy.... until I tried it!!!!
When women ask a question, think carefully before answering, and remember that the answer you are about to give may haunt you for the rest of your time together.
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"I find women are simple creatures...
Trouble is were even simpler lol...  "
Correct. We simply have to be told every day that we are wonderful, amazing, and no your bottom does not look big in that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its our 15th wedding anniversary today, although we have been together for 24 years.
Its a long time to be together, and it set me wondering just what I had learned about women.
I sat here thinking, and decided that I had realised fairly early on in our relationship that honesty was definately the best policy.... until I tried it!!!!
When women ask a question, think carefully before answering, and remember that the answer you are about to give may haunt you for the rest of your time together.
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Women
Right answer is always wrong
Wrong answer is always wrong too
Staying quiet is also wrong
Women lol xx  |
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"when given a question with apparently two choices of how to answer it...just remember theres always a secret option "c" that we expect you also to have considered "
Yeah but its like the recipe for coca cola lol xx  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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I can't believe it when K asks which dress shall she wear If I say one or the other the response without fail (32 years worth) is 'So you don't like this one then?' my response is I didn't say that I said I prefer the other one although neither actually suit me!
Women dontcha just luv em?  |
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"I can't believe it when K asks which dress shall she wear If I say one or the other the response without fail (32 years worth) is 'So you don't like this one then?' my response is I didn't say that I said I prefer the other one although neither actually suit me!
Women dontcha just luv em? "
I usually reply with, "I can't stand either of them so my choice is irrelevant, you'll have to choose for yourself." - At this point it's advisable to get up immediately and lock yourself in the kitchen and pretend to make a cup of coffee, but only make yourself a cup as she will resent you even more for a) not asking her if she didn't want one, or b) assuming she didn't want one and not making it for her anyway. |
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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago
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reading this made me think of some things you should never say to a woman......
1) your mate is sexy
2)maybe you should go on a diet
3)i dont ever want to get married
4)maybe i should go without u
5) that fart was a killer
6)why do u always want to talk
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"reading this made me think of some things you should never say to a woman......
1) your mate is sexy
2)maybe you should go on a diet
3)i dont ever want to get married
4)maybe i should go without u
5) that fart was a killer
6)why do u always want to talk
LOL "
You forgot:-
7) yes, your bum DOES look big in that! |
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