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"I've got custard creams for tonight "I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit | |||
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"And play!.....that was shite "Haha, bless her! | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit "He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work "Haha...you heard about my tongue then?.... | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work
Haha...you heard about my tongue then?....
Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way  "Oh bugger!  | |||
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"And play!.....that was shite
Haha, bless her! "I never said it was a good joke!!!! | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work
Haha...you heard about my tongue
then?....
Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way
Oh bugger! "Your fecked now though  | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work
Haha...you heard about my tongue
then?....
Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way
Oh bugger!
Your fecked now though "Tut...I always get in trouble in here!  | |||
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"And play!.....that was shite
Haha, bless her!
I never said it was a good joke!!!! "True true  | |||
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"And play!.....that was shite
Haha, bless her!
I never said it was a good joke!!!! " | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]" Wot you on about?.... | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?.... "Oh, I get it, you're clocking off! | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off! "My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters  | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work
Haha...you heard about my tongue
then?....
Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way
Oh bugger!
Your fecked now though
Tut...I always get in trouble in here! "I blame that nawty eenie for leading you astray sami | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!
My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters "we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!
My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams "I need a bloody holiday  | |||
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"I've got custard creams for tonight
I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit
He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work
Haha...you heard about my tongue
then?....
Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way
Oh bugger!
Your fecked now though
Tut...I always get in trouble in here! I blame that nawty eenie for leading you astray sami"Me too Voddy...partners in naughtiness | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!
My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams
I need a bloody holiday "Me too...5 weeks to Corfu | |||
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. With petit pois (there little peas, if ya don't know!)...and baby carrots...enough for all | |||
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"So I'm cooking the s....hephards pie . With petit pois (there little peas, if ya don't know!)...and baby carrots...enough for all "mmmm yummy | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!
My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams
I need a bloody holiday "you might be able to go away with sami | |||
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"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07] Wot you on about?....
Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!
My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams
I need a bloody holiday you might be able to go away with sami "Hope she's got a big case | |||
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"Good evening "Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later | |||
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"Good evening
Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later "shes made us shepherds pie pees and carrotts | |||
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"Good evening
Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later shes made us shepherds pie pees and carrotts"Can sprinkle a bit of Stilton on top and call the mince steak | |||
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"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!" eh | |||
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"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!" Pardon me?  | |||
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"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!" Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance! | |||
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"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn! Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance! "No its a statement....be it a bit jumbled but a statement the whoever it is aimed at will know its them...little tip it's not you! | |||
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"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn! Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance!
No its a statement....be it a bit jumbled but a statement the whoever it is aimed at will know its them...little tip it's not you!"Oh Thank You! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie "Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'? | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie "It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'? "Oi oi! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... "None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'?
Oi oi! "Is it Bush Tucker trial food? | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... "i use to throw everything into mine | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... i use to throw everything into mine"Including the Kitchen Sink?? | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic! "I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'?
Oi oi!
Is it Bush Tucker trial food?"Yes, a sheep's eye...I think | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain "Perfect!  | |||
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"I've had to take on and whip a big part of the NHS into shape overy the past couple of days so this fecker is hardly worth the statement as they are of so little worth....but they bit me when I'm still full of fight with the arrogance that exists on here and in the real world....time will show the injustice that exists."  | |||
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"Well, I'm impressed with the NHS today. Last Thursday, the Spinal specialist in a Birmingham based hospital said she'd write my GP, send a letter to Warwick Hospital Physio dept about my action plans and send me a copy letter too. Today, local Hospital Physio contacted me as did my GP having had letters through already. I'd a copy letter in post too today. Physio starts on June 11th. That's fast service!" Excellent | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect! "Think I'll have one too | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too "Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow? | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too "cheese and onion please sami | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too
Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?"Ooh...Yes please... | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami "Ok poppet, just chopping the onions.. | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami
Ok poppet, just chopping the onions.. "Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!). Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too
Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?
Ooh...Yes please... "Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami
Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..
Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).
Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!"You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too
Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?
Ooh...Yes please...
Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!"Pinot Grigio please | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami
Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..
Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).
Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!
You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full! "I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy! Well, almost!  | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too
Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?
Ooh...Yes please...
Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!
Pinot Grigio please "On its way! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami
Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..
Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).
Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!
You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full!
I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy!
Well, almost! "Hmmm... | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too
Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?
Ooh...Yes please...
Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!
Pinot Grigio please
On its way!"Thank you | |||
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"Evenin' all should I stay up and have another drink or go to bed and finish my Audio book ? " Go to bed with your drink and finish your audio book! | |||
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"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie
It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...
None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!
I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain
Perfect!
Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami
Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..
Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).
Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!
You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full!
I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy!
Well, almost!
Hmmm... " | |||
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"Help ism lost" Oh dear, where do you want to go? | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? "to a happy place please | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please "Ah, bless you | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please
Ah, bless you "I live in hope?? | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please
Ah, bless you I live in hope?? "We all do sweetie | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please
Ah, bless you I live in hope?? "DpNot worry cyd your safe on here | |||
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"Help ism lost Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please
Ah, bless you I live in hope??
We all do sweetie "Morning sami | |||
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Another fecking hecticday here | |||
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Another fecking hecticday here "passes a latte and ham roll get that down you | |||
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Another fecking hecticday here " | |||
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your late on parade young lady "Sorry Voddy, been into town | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on "Uh oh!..... | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!..... "I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape "Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul! | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul! "Yeah I know boundries  | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries "Hmmmm.....  | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm..... "Stop worrying | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm.....
Stop worrying "Ok..I put my full trust in you! | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm.....
Stop worrying
Ok..I put my full trust in you! "You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm.....
Stop worrying
Ok..I put my full trust in you!
You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal "I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it? | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm.....
Stop worrying
Ok..I put my full trust in you!
You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal
I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it? "Yep life would be Sooooooooooo much easier without decept | |||
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"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on
Uh oh!.....
I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape
Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!
Yeah I know boundries
Hmmmm.....
Stop worrying
Ok..I put my full trust in you!
You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal
I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it?
Yep life would be Sooooooooooo much easier without decept"It so would... | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread "Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening | |||
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"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off" Hope all is ok | |||
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"good evening dear mistress " Goodles evening my dear vodka....give you your sunay name | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening "Goes without saying | |||
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"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off Hope all is ok "Same here ....weren't sure if she was on about me first | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread "I hope that includes me too! Evenin' all. Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two. Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave! Going to be interesting | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening
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"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off Hope all is ok
Same here
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
"Ooh...sounds fun | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun "sounds like our covers been blown sami | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun "Wanna join me and keep order? | |||
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"hands out danish pasteries and hot choc "Thanks gorgeous | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun sounds like our covers been blown sami "Just run Voddy and don't look back... | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun
Wanna join me and keep order? "No problem...dealt with worse in my time | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun
Wanna join me and keep order?
No problem...dealt with worse in my time "aye we deal with mistress just remove the coffee machine | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun
Wanna join me and keep order?
No problem...dealt with worse in my time aye we deal with mistress just remove the coffee machine "Yep, we are sisters in arms | |||
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"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread
I hope that includes me too!
Evenin' all.
Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.
Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!
Going to be interesting
Ooh...sounds fun
Wanna join me and keep order?
No problem...dealt with worse in my time "Ok at the mo, but if Voddy turns up, who knows? I might need you then! | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man" | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man" Feck me... I'd better find a wig out | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man Feck me... I'd better find a wig out "Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man Feck me... I'd better find a wig out
Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins "Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man Feck me... I'd better find a wig out
Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins
Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish "Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot " Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning? | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning? "morning sami got up went shop got home had to go back to shop forgot me leccy.so had a free latte to test machine didn't sleep much as in and out to madam xx | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man Feck me... I'd better find a wig out
Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins
Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish
Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend "I won't be spending two hours on that shite bank holiday car boot this weekend | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning? morning sami got up went shop got home had to go back to shop forgot me leccy.so had a free latte to test machine didn't sleep much as in and out to madam xx"Ah bless you. Have a good weekend | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot " It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line | |||
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"Sisters, sisters There were never such devoted sisters, Never had to have a chaperone, no sir, I'm there to keep my eye on her Caring, sharing Every little thing that we are wearing When a certain gentleman arrived from rome She wore the dress, and I stayed home All kinds of weather, we stick together The same in the rain and sun Two different faces, but in tight places We think and we act as one Those who've seen us Know that not a thing could come between us Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man Feck me... I'd better find a wig out
Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins
Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish
Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend
I won't be spending two hours on that shite bank holiday car boot this weekend "Haha! | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line "We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast "Silky's willike dry indoors though | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
"Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though "Haha, that almost rhymes | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner "no comment | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment "Best fecking way | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking way"you gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami "Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed "Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks "There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed " | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it "Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon "ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon "Are you sure now? | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden "Yes my weak bladder has used it's advantages | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden "Nah its likether acid rain....it kills the feckers off | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon
Are you sure now? "Well we do have some secluded hedges | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden
Yes my weak bladder has used it's advantages "Orange waterms in the morning...dead plants at night | |||
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"Morning all its mad out and hot It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line
We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast
Silky's willike dry indoors though
Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment
Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami
Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks
There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it
Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden
Nah its likether acid rain....it kills the feckers off "Oh god...don't tell hubby! | |||
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"Feck whats going on withe me auto Catton ffs "I get your drift! | |||
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"Sausage and mash and petit pois, if anybody interested "I would love a plate...onion gravy? | |||
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"Sausage and mash and petit pois, if anybody interested
I would love a plate...onion gravy? "Yep onion gravy always! | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! "Will do dare I ask for a slice of bread and butter too | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! "Mistress why are you on the posh table | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table "Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage "I love bangers n mash | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash"It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash
It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first "dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash
It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage"Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash
It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage
Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs "wot bout tom petty | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash
It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage
Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs wot bout tom petty"Nah black eyed peas.... | |||
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"Sits at the table you got a t towel I'm wearing a white top" Always have a towel ready for you Voddy, I know you're a bit messy with your food | |||
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"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table
Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash
It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage
Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs "They are more classy.... Cats arse... | |||
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"Am i too late, just got here with my toffee pops?" Your toffee pops are most welcome, thank you, but the sausage and mash has all gone | |||
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"Thats cool, not keen on other peoples gravy anyway "Doh, why not , my gravy is lovely | |||
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"Evenin' all. Sami. Looking at previous post, should we get Voddy one of those pre-formed plastic toddlers Bibs with the scoop base to pick up food debris. Order via Mothercare before they fold? "Oh I don't know Iain, maybe she just shouldn't wear white tops.... . Now I have to start the new thread a I've killed this one | |||
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