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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooo cake, I haven’t eaten all day can I have tea and cake please? 
Of course.... how do you take it? X
Tea? I like weak tea  and chocolate cake please  "
On it's way... sugar is on the table xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m concerned that I don’t eat as regularly as I should and would like 100% of my daily allowance of sugar all in one go so I don’t forget.
One Krispy Kreme doughnut please  "
We make all of our cakes in house.... no bought in rubbish here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle 
Only 5 slices left 
I'll take them"
Sorry... one slice per customer... it's that popular.... maybe try the black forest gateux? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle
Only 5 slices left
I'll take them
Sorry... one slice per customer... it's that popular.... maybe try the black forest gateux?"
Nah. The cherries tend to make it minging |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better. "
The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better.
The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx"
A hug would be super. I’m eating the WHOLE cake by the way and not sharing. Cross me if you dare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better.
The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx
A hug would be super. I’m eating the WHOLE cake by the way and not sharing. Cross me if you dare "
There's time for me to make another.... you eat as much as you like xxx |
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Right I’ve avoided this thread long enough, you knew I would be tempted in to your big cake thread to be teased by the huge selection on offer. Save me some Victoria sponge and I will pop along as soon as I’ve finished work.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right I’ve avoided this thread long enough, you knew I would be tempted in to your big cake thread to be teased by the huge selection on offer. Save me some Victoria sponge and I will pop along as soon as I’ve finished work.
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I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake 
'Coz you haven't ordered one yet
He's got a big one already x
An excellent chocolate by the looks"
He stole it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake
'Coz you haven't ordered one yet
He's got a big one already x
An excellent chocolate by the looks
He stole it x"
Not from my shop he didn't  |
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I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one "
High Heels ate the Victoria sponge  She’s not on my hotlist anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one
High Heels ate the Victoria sponge She’s not on my hotlist anymore "
Funny enough... she is now on mine though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee . Pretty please "
We have a wide selection of pint sized mugs.. . Black forest is on its way too xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee . Pretty please
We have a wide selection of pint sized mugs.. . Black forest is on its way too xx
Wow, thank you very much . I really like my coffee "
This is a cake shop where we really value customer service and giving the best customer service, leaving them properly satisfied xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed out on a bit of chocolate fudge cake at work today, greedy fuckers ate the lot and some took an extra bit to save for tomorrow 
So I'll have a bit.....ta x"
Some people.... so selfish.... you can gladly have some.of my home made fudge cake xxx |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I missed out on a bit of chocolate fudge cake at work today, greedy fuckers ate the lot and some took an extra bit to save for tomorrow
So I'll have a bit.....ta x
Some people.... so selfish.... you can gladly have some.of my home made fudge cake xxx"
Perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say tea and cake?
A nice big slice of coffee cake and a strong tea one sugar please
Miss s x
Woman after my own heart xxx"
Maybe we can share then
Miss s x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better. "
I’ll fight you for a hug after your cake, how’s that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! Cake!
I’ve been craving a proper piece of Victoria sponge...
I make a mean Victoria sponge, I could just devour a giant slice now actually  "
Can I place an order!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry people... the shop had to close early yesterday... ran out of cakes....
But been baking all night so what are you having?"
Can I have a big portion of Devil cake please
You know what they say, you are what you eat
Mrs xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry people... the shop had to close early yesterday... ran out of cakes....
But been baking all night so what are you having?
Can I have a big portion of Devil cake please
You know what they say, you are what you eat
Mrs xx"
Big portions are a speciality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink prosecco cake please x
Ooo that’s sounds delicious
Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx"
I have!
Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pink prosecco cake please x
Ooo that’s sounds delicious
Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx
I have!
Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother!"
It will be on its way shortly topped with candles and a sparklers for your birthday.... xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink prosecco cake please x
Ooo that’s sounds delicious
Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx
I have!
Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother!
It will be on its way shortly topped with candles and a sparklers for your birthday.... xxx"
I wish! |
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