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I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
If I read this again I could have an orgasm! Sounds better than sex!
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
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I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur. |
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"I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur. "
It’s a sexy twix though! Who mentioned boring rich tea bics? |
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"I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur. "
There have been studies that show rich tea to be one of the much better biscuits for dunking. Interestingly, the hob nob ranked very poorly for dunkability.
I believe in a more recent study that the bourbon was named the best biscuit for dunking.
I think I need to get out more. |
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"I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur.
It’s a sexy twix though! Who mentioned boring rich tea bics? "
Peter Kay did in a documentary about biscuit dunking. |
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"I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur.
There have been studies that show rich tea to be one of the much better biscuits for dunking. Interestingly, the hob nob ranked very poorly for dunkability.
I believe in a more recent study that the bourbon was named the best biscuit for dunking.
I think I need to get out more. "
A just soggy enough rich tea without being too soggy is gorgeous |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
Write a dunking biscuits for dummies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is there a hole in a twix, how do you get the tea up. I really should try this"
As per the op you need to bite both ends off, go and have a go so you can give a second opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love doing that with Cadbury’s chocolate fingers
Yeah that’s where I got the idea but ten times better with a twix/Jive x"
Makes sense. More substantial base to work with, will def be trying it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
Do you have to suck hard? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Do you have to suck hard?"
No not really, the tea just filters through it, as long as you bite the ends off. Not much harder than you would a straw really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought Peter Kay’s sketch about biscuit dunking was comprehensive and I for one would never abide by a Rich tea as a biscuit of choice for a true connoisseur.
There have been studies that show rich tea to be one of the much better biscuits for dunking. Interestingly, the hob nob ranked very poorly for dunkability.
I believe in a more recent study that the bourbon was named the best biscuit for dunking.
I think I need to get out more.
A just soggy enough rich tea without being too soggy is gorgeous"
It's very fine lines with rich tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This might possibly be my favourite ever thread on here....
Off to the corner shop to get a twix.....  "
If you use a twix I’d cut them into two halves, I’ve only tried it with Jives which are about half the size of a twix. enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
However, I am rather impressed at your sucking skills Mr OP. I think it may come in useful elsewhere |
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
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Add a tut at the end and this is one of the most British thing I've heard. I like you. |
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
However, I am rather impressed at your sucking skills Mr OP. I think it may come in useful elsewhere "
It’s really no harder than sucking through a straw but I’d happily demonstrate on your nipples if you like |
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
Add a tut at the end and this is one of the most British thing I've heard. I like you. "
I actually considered a tut but thought maybe that was a tad dramatic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
Add a tut at the end and this is one of the most British thing I've heard. I like you.
I actually considered a tut but thought maybe that was a tad dramatic "
A tsk would add to the disapproving tone nicely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
However, I am rather impressed at your sucking skills Mr OP. I think it may come in useful elsewhere
It’s really no harder than sucking through a straw but I’d happily demonstrate on your nipples if you like "
Well now I was thinking along the lines of an Ice Blast or something of that ilk. I mean they take some sucking at first!! But I like your idea too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
People look at me weird when I do this, but it's the future...I've tasted it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
Add a tut at the end and this is one of the most British thing I've heard. I like you.
I actually considered a tut but thought maybe that was a tad dramatic "
You don't want to make a scene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love a good bourbon. As for tea dunking....never!! Why sully a lovely cuppa with foreign bodies?? Deary me, no.
Add a tut at the end and this is one of the most British thing I've heard. I like you.
I actually considered a tut but thought maybe that was a tad dramatic
You don't want to make a scene. "
Most definitely not. Fly below the radar me (with my unsullied cuppa) |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
Same method with a Penguin.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Same method with a Penguin.
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
Sorry but 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Sorry but
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Tasteless fecker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Sorry but
Tasteless fecker "
I don't really eat anything sweet ... I have very savoury taste buds |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!   "
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???  |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Sorry but
Tasteless fecker
I don't really eat anything sweet ... I have very savoury taste buds "
In that case try the same thing with a fish finger. |
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"Still waiting for OP to reply to me? Do you usually keep ladies waiting like this ?
Sorry, what was the question? 
It’s in the thread.....
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So are you instructions flower |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no??? "
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege  |
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"Still waiting for OP to reply to me? Do you usually keep ladies waiting like this ?
Sorry, what was the question?
It’s in the thread.....
So are you instructions flower "
Too far up the thread #toolazytoscroll #lazyman
Ha ha |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege "
Seems you have competition now re biscuit sex Mr Kinky Biscuit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody has mentioned the ultimate 'tea through a biscuit' treat.
Tim Tams
Bite small corner at opposite diagonal ends, suck slowly, throw whole thing in your mouth.
Petite mort!"
What in the name of the baby Jesus is a Tim Tam? |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege
Seems you have competition now re biscuit sex Mr Kinky Biscuit "
It’s heathy, having competition, not eating all this dunking material though  |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege
Seems you have competition now re biscuit sex Mr Kinky Biscuit
It’s heathy, having competition, not eating all this dunking material though "
Worry not Kinky you’re my favourite sexual biscuit dunker |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
You’re about 20 years behind the times. |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege
Seems you have competition now re biscuit sex Mr Kinky Biscuit
It’s heathy, having competition, not eating all this dunking material though
Worry not Kinky you’re my favourite sexual biscuit dunker "
Aww ty. Here, have a custard cream and slice of chocolate cake |
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Can someone explain the bliss you seem to get from making a nice crunchy biscuit go soft. If I want something soft with my cuppa I'll have a nice slice of moist cake (which I'd prefer by the way) that goes nowhere near my tea either. Biscuits are made crunchy for a reason and it ain't dunking |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try. "
Not ideal for an office based dunk, methinks. The humble but perfectly formed ginger nut still rules in those realms |
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"Can someone explain the bliss you seem to get from making a nice crunchy biscuit go soft. If I want something soft with my cuppa I'll have a nice slice of moist cake (which I'd prefer by the way) that goes nowhere near my tea either. Biscuits are made crunchy for a reason and it ain't dunking "
Millions of people over centuries have been wrong then. Oh well. That’s the end of that idea eh. |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege
Seems you have competition now re biscuit sex Mr Kinky Biscuit
It’s heathy, having competition, not eating all this dunking material though
Worry not Kinky you’re my favourite sexual biscuit dunker
Aww ty. Here, have a custard cream and slice of chocolate cake "
I’m watching my figure Mr Kinky but thank you |
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"Nobody has mentioned the ultimate 'tea through a biscuit' treat.
Tim Tams
Bite small corner at opposite diagonal ends, suck slowly, throw whole thing in your mouth.
Petite mort!"
Australian version of a Penguin but with rich, delicious chocolate. Tricky to get over here but available online and sooooooo worth it |
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"Nobody has mentioned the ultimate 'tea through a biscuit' treat.
Tim Tams
Bite small corner at opposite diagonal ends, suck slowly, throw whole thing in your mouth.
Petite mort!
Australian version of a Penguin but with rich, delicious chocolate. Tricky to get over here but available online and sooooooo worth it"
Sanza. Have used them before  |
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"I’ve discovered a new king of dunkers and thought I’d share. Bite each end off a twix, or if you shop in Aldi like me use a Jive, suck your hot tea or coffee through it like it’s a straw, don’t worry it cools down before it hits your mouth and then eat the thing whole. The biscuit part melts in your mouth leaving the warm softened caramel for you to chew on. It really is dunking heaven.
Any other dunking tricks I can try.
Sorry but
Tasteless fecker
I don't really eat anything sweet ... I have very savoury taste buds
In that case try the same thing with a fish finger. "
Hahaha!!! |
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"Ohhh dear god in heaven - what am I reading in this thread?!
Well as you're a "_inky biscuit dunker" one would have thought you would be into all this sort of stuff Nets, no???
Yes but, some things amount to sacrilege "
Biscuits are bad for you anyway so I can agree with you to a point |
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