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"Is it OK and acceptable to have a trouser jossle whilst looking at the pretty ladies?
Because if it is I'm going to be bashing my bishop till its the colour of blue waffle.
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As long as it's acceptable to get a wide on for us girls? |
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"Is it OK and acceptable to have a trouser jossle whilst looking at the pretty ladies?
Because if it is I'm going to be bashing my bishop till its the colour of blue waffle.
As long as it's acceptable to get a wide on for us girls?"
Absolutely of course.
Fairs fair, equal right n'all.
Although I very much doubt there's anything on my profile that'd get you fizzing at the bung hole.....
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Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution. |
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution. "
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
"
Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce. |
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce. "
Hmmmmm lard you say..... |
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.
Hmmmmm lard you say....."
Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection. |
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.
Hmmmmm lard you say.....
Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection. "
My God Sir you have a keen eye for detail. |
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"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.
Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?
I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......
Burnt bell end ain't fun.
Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.
Hmmmmm lard you say.....
Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection.
My God Sir you have a keen eye for detail."
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