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over a year ago
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Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018 |
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
Comedy this great should never be ignored. |
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour."
No it's ok, maybe I didn't say it right, the trick to a good mailman joke is the delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour.
No it's ok, maybe I didn't say it right, the trick to a good mailman joke is the delivery "
Give this man a ‘postman’ Pat on the back for this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
Fairplay, that even made me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway! "
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes  |
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Buying a dog roll at my local burger van...
"Would you like anything on that?"
"Do you have any mustard?"
"Yup, which one do you want?"
"Do you have dijon vu?"
"What's that?"
"It's a mustard I've had before"
Tumble....... |
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes "
Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.
Original material only according to the humour po po. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.
Original material only according to the humour po po."
Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post |
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.
Original material only according to the humour po po.
Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.
Original material only according to the humour po po.
Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post"
Theres enough of those pointless threads already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My old used to talk to himself alot not sure what he was saying but it didn't seem good"
I thought mine talked to himself until I realised he has a blue tooth ear piece in. He's really loud too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes "
Hey, I don’t make the rules! 
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
Outrageous - he shouldn't stamp on your humour like that, bloke needs sorting  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’. "
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line? "
Exactly, and I did mine first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line? "
I started that thread to shoe horn that joke in, I’m very transparent like that !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?
Exactly, and I did mine first "
Sorry, didn’t see your thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?
Exactly, and I did mine first
Sorry, didn’t see your thread."
Its no problem
Just remember the next time you break your neck to tell someone that jokes been done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"
Hahaa love that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018
Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!
Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.
Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?
Exactly, and I did mine first
Sorry, didn’t see your thread.
Its no problem
Just remember the next time you break your neck to tell someone that jokes been done "
Boom 1 nil  |
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