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"Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?
Thanks in advance X
WTF?!  have you been speaking to my neighbour? She’s on holiday in Devon and I’m ‘watering’ her plants. "
She’s here now, I’m just making her a fish finger sandwich! |
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"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest
Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given  "
I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune. |
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"Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?
Thanks in advance X
WTF?! have you been speaking to my neighbour? She’s on holiday in Devon and I’m ‘watering’ her plants.
She’s here now, I’m just making her a fish finger sandwich! "
Triple Timing Cow! I’m just turning them and they’ll moulder. That will learn her a lesson. |
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"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest
Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given
I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune. "
on forum tonight stevieboy |
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"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest
Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given
I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune. on forum tonight stevieboy"
Tease! Anyway, I’ve had a wank so I’d estimate June 4th? |
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"The difference between an egg and a wank is “you can beat an egg”"
although, isn’t it amusing when you cum in the bath and it all goes like egg white? 
Washing my hair 4 times after to get it all out isn’t so gleeful though  |
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"Absolute bunch of wankers.
You'd not catch me doing something like that.
Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure."
And Placebo Pure Morning playing the background! |
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"The difference between an egg and a wank is “you can beat an egg”
although, isn’t it amusing when you cum in the bath and it all goes like egg white?
Washing my hair 4 times after to get it all out isn’t so gleeful though "
Whack a carrier bag on your bonse. Failsafe. |
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"Absolute bunch of wankers.
You'd not catch me doing something like that.
Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.
And Placebo Pure Morning playing the background! "
Fucking tuuuuuune  |
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"Absolute bunch of wankers.
You'd not catch me doing something like that.
Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.
*perks up* 
How's about your penis?"
Perk the Penis  |
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"Absolute bunch of wankers.
You'd not catch me doing something like that.
Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.
*perks up*
How's about your penis?
Perk the Penis "
Fluff it like an ostrich sorting it's plumage |
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"Absolute bunch of wankers.
You'd not catch me doing something like that.
Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.
*perks up*
How's about your penis?
Perk the Penis
Fluff it like an ostrich sorting it's plumage "
All I need is a ladies sandbox to hide its head in |
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"Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best. I always wank on the 17th too. Happy memories of a weekend in Scarborough. "
Are you going to Scarborough Fair, no mate sounds shit! |
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"Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best. I always wank on the 17th too. Happy memories of a weekend in Scarborough.
Are you going to Scarborough Fair, no mate sounds shit! "
I’d do Rosemary, if we had time. |
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