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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Newbie hear looking to get help with profile ...not getting anywhere in this site so tine to fix up the profile ...anyone any ideas in pictures and what to write really ...not to sure about my profile at all ...thanks |
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A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya."
Thread closed after nail is firmly hit on the head 
Alternately OP try searching for profile advice threads on the forums and following the advice given in them.
Five pics of your cock is way too many though - try showing off your body instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile once just said "I have cake, bitches love cake" and I was swimming in a sea of funky clunge gunk for months
Its all about knowing your audience.
Also, number one rule, you can NEVER have too many cock pictures. Imagine if you only had one picture of the good side of your cock and you met a woman and you got your lad out and accidentally introduced her to the "bad side" of your penis.
That's something you can't live down and she'll be out of there faster than a brick through a scabs window |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya."
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying "
And I thought you were joking!!  |
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying
And I thought you were joking!! "
Seen it all now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, anJd ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying
And I thought you were joking!! "
Wait, what!? |
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
Thread closed after nail is firmly hit on the head
Alternately OP try searching for profile advice threads on the forums and following the advice given in them.
Five pics of your cock is way too many though - try showing off your body instead "
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, anJd ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying
And I thought you were joking!!
Wait, what!?"
Hahaha I’m howling here he actually put it hahahaha bloody brilliant hahahaha.
Made my day this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains.
I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, anJd ALWAYS horny.
If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup.
There ya go, written it for ya.
i cant believe hes actually put it
I'm crying
And I thought you were joking!!
Wait, what!?
Hahaha I’m howling here he actually put it hahahaha bloody brilliant hahahaha.
Made my day this "
To be fair, I think it might work! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why wouldn't I out it up its good ....I am asking for help on what to write and put on my profile ...at least there decent enough to give a kid and help out |
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"Why wouldn't I out it up its good ....I am asking for help on what to write and put on my profile ...at least there decent enough to give a kid and help out "
Nothing wrong with you putting it at all, just wasn’t expecting it hahaha, hey every little helps eh, good luck  |
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"Why wouldn't I out it up its good ....I am asking for help on what to write and put on my profile ...at least there decent enough to give a kid and help out
Nothing wrong with you putting it at all, just wasn’t expecting it hahaha, hey every little helps eh, good luck "
I've never seen anyone take advice quite so literally.
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"Why wouldn't I out it up its good ....I am asking for help on what to write and put on my profile ...at least there decent enough to give a kid and help out "
For what's it's worth I would of to it's funny as fuck. Butttttt as everyone says kill the cock pics it's sad as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is quite a funny profile and quite original, I did actually giggle a little when I read it. But the cock pictures are all too similar. A bare bottom picture would be nice and a picture in black underpants too. Also suit pics or a nice shirt picture are hot too. A little about the type of sex you're into or want to try may prove helpful too. You haven't been on here long, patience and perseverance are key my friend. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why wouldn't I out it up its good ....I am asking for help on what to write and put on my profile ...at least there decent enough to give a kid and help out "
Yes I think it's good, it may have been a piss take by the lady who wrote it but it's still funny and original. I didn't realise it had been written for you XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanking you for your words ...I thought it was very funny ..good use of words so I said why not ...will write my own little bit swell thanking you for your help ...COCK PICTURES will be taken down and better picture will be put up that's a must |
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