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"In the absence of you lovely lot I’ve started a new one. Morning the sun is shining, there’s a lot to be thankful for, so smile and have a great day. Now where my latte darling? " Thanks and good morning babs The sun is far from shining here in reality though...it's back to top coat weather | |||
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"He’s asleep on the job " I bloody needed it | |||
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"In the absence of you lovely lot I’ve started a new one. Morning the sun is shining, there’s a lot to be thankful for, so smile and have a great day. Now where my latte darling? " Haha! Morning lovely Babs You were up nice and early whilst we were all tucked up in bed still :- Have a lovely day | |||
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"He’s asleep on the job I bloody needed it " Morning Mistress | |||
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"He’s asleep on the job I bloody needed it Morning Mistress " Morning sami....it's bloody cold here. A bit like babs latte now | |||
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"He’s asleep on the job I bloody needed it Morning Mistress Morning sami....it's bloody cold here. A bit like babs latte now " Haha . Well it's sunny here, but windy, so I would imagine it will be chilly out | |||
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"morning all nice here got me latte " You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos | |||
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"morning all nice here got me latte You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos " passes sami a jar of nescafe | |||
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"morning all nice here got me latte You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe " Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later | |||
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"morning all nice here got me latte You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later " no problum cant have you going without | |||
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"morning all nice here got me latte You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later no problum cant have you going without" You are an xx | |||
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"Afternoon ladies" Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! " I'm full of bluster atm | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm " Ooh...is that good or bad! | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm Ooh...is that good or bad! " Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm Ooh...is that good or bad! Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji " Oh dear, sorry to hear that | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm Ooh...is that good or bad! Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji " ftfy | |||
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"Afternoon Mistress" Alright cocka | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm Ooh...is that good or bad! Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji ftfy " Your too good to me | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then " You're latte. | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then You're latte." | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then " I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then You're latte." I liked it the first time around | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way " Are you on part-time hours now? | |||
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"Hello. I missed my coffee then I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way Are you on part-time hours now? " Too much going on babs | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design " Aww thank you lovely | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Aww thank you lovely " Your weclome | |||
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"I’m a bit giddy " Have you just come from the waxing parlour? | |||
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"I’m a bit giddy " Is it nearly time? | |||
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"Evening girl's " Warabout me? | |||
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"Evening girl's Warabout me? " what mode are you wearing | |||
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"Evening girl's Warabout me? what mode are you wearing" Down and naked | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab " yes it has | |||
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"Afternoon ladies Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! I'm full of bluster atm Ooh...is that good or bad! Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji ftfy Your too good to me " | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design " Where's mine.. | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. " were not the chosen ones sami | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. " Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. were not the chosen ones sami " Same goes for you at 5.30 | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. were not the chosen ones sami " Tut.. | |||
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"Evening all. Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do! My solicitors are waiting I." What's that all about Iain? | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning " So mines gonna be cold then! | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! " I'd say a fecking good possibility | |||
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"Evening all. Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do! My solicitors are waiting I." Missed that one Iain, please explain | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility " Oh never mind then..... | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... " dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... " Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki" At dinnertime | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki" Oh I do love a hot one..... | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant " Hmm...I leave that for you to decide! | |||
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"Evening all. Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do! My solicitors are waiting I. What's that all about Iain? " Something about you being locked in your little wheel. Suggested by a certain Voddy and seconded by a certain Sami no less. Both ran off before I could defend my honour | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant " coffeemate | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant Hmm...I leave that for you to decide! " St ival 5 pints it is then | |||
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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design Where's mine.. Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning So mines gonna be cold then! I'd say a fecking good possibility Oh never mind then..... Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant Hmm...I leave that for you to decide! St ival 5 pints it is then " | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight" Omg yes! | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight" Only the perverts amongst us | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight" Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991." Ooh, which one...the Dom? | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. Ooh, which one...the Dom? " she was brutle with them needles | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. Ooh, which one...the Dom? " I'd only caught glimpses of her near to end of the programme; she was answering her phone, was wearing an oversized hat but it was what she said in the dialogue matches what was covered in the email edition of the local newspaper back home in Hull where they'd done a feature on this show! | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. Ooh, which one...the Dom? she was brutle with them needles" What about those studded shoes You wouldn't want them in your Yvonne Gooliegongs..would ya | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. Ooh, which one...the Dom? I'd only caught glimpses of her near to end of the programme; she was answering her phone, was wearing an oversized hat but it was what she said in the dialogue matches what was covered in the email edition of the local newspaper back home in Hull where they'd done a feature on this show!" Ooh.... | |||
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"anyone watch channel 5 tonight Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991. Ooh, which one...the Dom? she was brutle with them needles" Not half as brutal as taking my name in vain late last night. Tsk! Tsk! | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has" Oh no it hasnt | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt " Definitely has now | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now " See if you open your eyes eh eenie | |||
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"As promised two fresh lattes " Mmm...thank you | |||
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"As promised two fresh lattes Mmm...thank you " And a warm instant on its way | |||
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"rustles up some brekkis " I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving | |||
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"rustles up some brekkis I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving " i did you some light fluffy scrambled eggs | |||
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"rustles up some brekkis I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving i did you some light fluffy scrambled eggs" Feck _oddy I'm stuffed I haven't had 6 slices in one go for years | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki " Pissed off | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off " whose upset her | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off whose upset her" I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off whose upset her I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors " ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off whose upset her I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you " Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off whose upset her I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel " knew i was good for something dont forget to get a hamster costume | |||
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"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki Pissed off whose upset her I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel knew i was good for something dont forget to get a hamster costume " Got the teef already | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie " Yup! | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie Yup! " Think _oddy has her sunglasses on | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie Yup! Think _oddy has her sunglasses on" nah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie Yup! Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers" See you found the right glasses | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie Yup! Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers See you found the right glasses " sami had hidden em by her pool | |||
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"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has Oh no it hasnt Definitely has now See if you open your eyes eh eenie Yup! Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers See you found the right glasses sami had hidden em by her pool" Feck not the piss pool ffs | |||
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"My ears are burning!" It's a fecker isn't it | |||
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"Afternoon all, all calm here " Just nipping out will catch ya laterz | |||
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"Afternoon all, all calm here Just nipping out will catch ya laterz " Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress | |||
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"Afternoon all, all calm here Just nipping out will catch ya laterz Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress " Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been | |||
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"Afternoon all, all calm here Just nipping out will catch ya laterz Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been " It's all go some days | |||
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"My ears are burning!" makes a change from the dinner | |||
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"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner " Must get the salad in the oven soon | |||
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"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner Must get the salad in the oven soon " daft bat | |||
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"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat " I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce | |||
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"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce " samples he does the cooking | |||
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"Afternoon all, all calm here Just nipping out will catch ya laterz Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been It's all go some days " Phew tell me about it | |||
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"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce samples he does the cooking " He just like to sample it | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress" Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke " hmmmmmm | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm" Any ideas? | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm Any ideas?" did they exclude ur prints | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints" Yeah mines on Thier computer | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints Yeah mines on Thier computer " they would be so they knew whose was whose | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints Yeah mines on Thier computer they would be so they knew whose was whose" Phew I'd not thought about that | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke " Wozn't me then | |||
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"wonders where sami is tonight" Will have been watching porn | |||
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"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke Wozn't me then " Oh hello sami | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted " Your a bloody double act | |||
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"wonders where sami is tonight Will have been watching porn " THat wasn't porn! | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act " Nuffin to do wiv me | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted " oh feck | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me " are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted oh feck" I know, I can't leave him anywhere | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage" I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been | |||
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"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day" Don't leave me this way...... | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been " Feck he might need Iain solicitor | |||
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"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day Don't leave me this way...... " i loved the comumnards version | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor " ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court" A judges?....I'm going... | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor " Shit! | |||
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"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day Don't leave me this way...... i loved the comumnards version" Me too | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court A judges?....I'm going..." I'll need a new frock and 'at | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court A judges?....I'm going... I'll need a new frock and 'at " I'll lend you one and I've got a top at | |||
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"Right ladies I'm turning in for the night so na night xx" toodle pip old bean sweet dreams xx | |||
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"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted Your a bloody double act Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court A judges?....I'm going... I'll need a new frock and 'at I'll lend you one and I've got a top at" Be over in the morning | |||
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"Right ladies I'm turning in for the night so na night xx" Na night lovely | |||
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""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep " you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma | |||
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""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma" I still feel like a bag of shite though | |||
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""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma I still feel like a bag of shite though " it must have been scary being locked in with no latte | |||
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""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma I still feel like a bag of shite though it must have been scary being locked in with no latte" Only the half of it _oddy only the half | |||
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" " Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree | |||
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"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? " Nah feck all eenie | |||
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"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? Nah feck all eenie " Pfft, I never get the goss | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree " Why would you think that | |||
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"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? " No eenie | |||
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"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? Nah feck all eenie Pfft, I never get the goss " Twas quiet read the thread. ..I even had a early night last night | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that " For the life of me I just don't know | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know" May be its a reference to no teef? | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? " Still losing teef in apples??? | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? " Aw yeah I fingered that out | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? Still losing teef in apples???" Aw now gum off it play...no need for that | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? Still losing teef in apples??? Aw now gum off it play...no need for that" Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom? | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? Still losing teef in apples??? Aw now gum off it play...no need for that Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom?" I doubt it will have made anyone pregnant | |||
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"Figured ffs auto carrot" | |||
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"Figured ffs auto carrot " Are you doing next one sami? | |||
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"Figured ffs auto carrot Are you doing next one sami? " Yes, I will | |||
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"Figured ffs auto carrot Are you doing next one sami? Yes, I will " Good as I've gone too shy shy..... | |||
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" Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree Why would you think that For the life of me I just don't know May be its a reference to no teef? Still losing teef in apples??? Aw now gum off it play...no need for that Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom? I doubt it will have made anyone pregnant " He came incisor.... Dreadful joke... I'll leave now... | |||
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"Figured ffs auto carrot Are you doing next one sami? Yes, I will Good as I've gone too shy shy..... " Hush hush I do why | |||
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