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"Jesus! Never seen a guy on tv before with a big dildo up his ass!"
Aw lovely Ashley. I booked him once to perform. He lip synched to Where Did Our Love Go? while sitting on bigger and bigger butt plugs. Fun times  |
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"Tomorrow nights episode looks interesting 
Sure one of the 3 , is from ull
Which one and how do you know 
Dont quote me but think she's called Mistress Dita and she's been on local tv loads "
Ah lol the local celeb |
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"Jesus! Never seen a guy on tv before with a big dildo up his ass!
Aw lovely Ashley. I booked him once to perform. He lip synched to Where Did Our Love Go? while sitting on bigger and bigger butt plugs. Fun times "
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"Tomorrow nights episode looks interesting
Sure one of the 3 , is from ull
Which one and how do you know
Dont quote me but think she's called Mistress Dita and she's been on local tv loads
Ah lol the local celeb "
Ull is full of em |
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"Jesus! I had one hand over my arsehole and the other covering my eyes."
Ashley Ryder said 'I love my job and I'm not hurting anyone'  He just tore the American guys ass  |
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"Jesus! I had one hand over my arsehole and the other covering my eyes. Ashley Ryder said 'I love my job and I'm not hurting anyone' He just tore the American guys ass "
It was probably only a minor tear otherwise he'd have been off to A&E and not finished the scene
I've had tears from vaginal play, it's unfortunate but it happens |
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over a year ago
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So to sum up....
A northern girl and bloke from Taunton, not exactly good looking and can't understand a word she is saying.
Then the blonde (fake in every way) woman from Kent... what the actual fuck!  £100k a year for displaying the fakest ugliest face and tits on the internet
The gay bloke got a bit more than expected.... wreckedem (literally)
Lastly the porn 'star' woman... Well if that was the last shag on this earth I would rather kill myself.
That's an hour of my life I won't be getting back.....
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"So to sum up....
A northern girl and bloke from Taunton, not exactly good looking and can't understand a word she is saying.
Then the blonde (fake in every way) woman from Kent... what the actual fuck! £100k a year for displaying the fakest ugliest face and tits on the internet
The gay bloke got a bit more than expected.... wreckedem (literally)
Lastly the porn 'star' woman... Well if that was the last shag on this earth I would rather kill myself.
That's an hour of my life I won't be getting back.....
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"Only thing that has offended me is the webcam girl who earns £100,000 and a Mercedes yet has ratty manky extensions "
Yep can t believe she earns £10 if you look at the house you know she's lying.
Would only be one way anyone with sight would want to f**k her.......off a cliff |
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Programme was The Sex Business, part of a series this week on Ch 5.
Guys (and girls) - are puffy, infilled lips sexy? Really? Don't wanna sound like a hater but I don't get how that much fakery is attractive. If you like it can you say why? Each to their own and good on her for making a living doing what she wants, but I don't get the lips!
Mrs K |
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over a year ago
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes "
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself "
I'll have a peep too! |
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself "
As long as james heriots not in this one il give it a view iv had to was my eyes this morning |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself
As long as james heriots not in this one il give it a view iv had to was my eyes this morning "
Haha Love it! |
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"It was ok up until the anal fisting bit then I turned it off
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Did you see the part where there was a pool of blood on the table? "Oh yeah, some people just bleed, it's just how it is with anal fisting, sometimes you get a little tissue tear" He was trying to get his arm inside another guy's arse right up to his elbow ffs! (insert crying with laughter emoji) |
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself "
I was inclined to record the series too haha. I wonder how many complaints have already been received, from the more faint hearted |
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"So tonight its escorts and tomorrow it's street prostitutes
*reaches for the remote* ... record series button pressed ... I love stuff like this ... so ughhh to watch sometimes but just can’t stop yourself
I was inclined to record the series too haha. I wonder how many complaints have already been received, from the more faint hearted "
Hopefully they heeded the stern warning and turned it over! |
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"Wonder why you can't get it on Amazon firestick catch up.
Not sure, I don't know if it's a 24hour thing, because sometimes on sky catchup, can't get some things until 24 hours later "
Oh right I'll give it a bit of time see if it pops up. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Wonder why you can't get it on Amazon firestick catch up.
Not sure, I don't know if it's a 24hour thing, because sometimes on sky catchup, can't get some things until 24 hours later
Oh right I'll give it a bit of time see if it pops up."
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"It was ok up until the anal fisting bit then I turned it off
Did you see the part where there was a pool of blood on the table? "Oh yeah, some people just bleed, it's just how it is with anal fisting, sometimes you get a little tissue tear" He was trying to get his arm inside another guy's arse right up to his elbow ffs! (insert crying with laughter emoji)"
I did not get that far, I turned it off when they were comparing just how deep they could take it
Anyone who wants an arm rammed up thier Ass needs to have a word with themselves |
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"Tomorrow nights episode looks interesting
Sure one of the 3 , is from ull
Which one and how do you know
Dont quote me but think she's called Mistress Dita and she's been on local tv loads
Ah lol the local celeb
Ull is full of em "
I was right.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tomorrow nights episode looks interesting
Sure one of the 3 , is from ull
Which one and how do you know
Dont quote me but think she's called Mistress Dita and she's been on local tv loads
Ah lol the local celeb
Ull is full of em
I was right.."
You were lol |
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"Proper crack heads coming up tomorrow do people still walk the streets and guys go looking ??????"
Obviously they do otherwise they would have no programme to show |
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"Proper crack heads coming up tomorrow do people still walk the streets and guys go looking ??????
Obviously they do otherwise they would have no programme to show "
looking at tonight's trailer, tomorrow's 'ladies' arent providing a great advert for their services |
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"Proper crack heads coming up tomorrow do people still walk the streets and guys go looking ??????"
Yep  Few working on the street corners near where I live. Saw one being done from behind next to the bins for my block |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Proper crack heads coming up tomorrow do people still walk the streets and guys go looking ??????
Yep Few working on the street corners near where I live. Saw one being done from behind next to the bins for my block"
Maybe this is the sadder side of the industry.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Caught tonight's on plus one and first thing saw was about ball busting
Used to be surprised at what used items some would buy but not now"
That looked painful...then I suppose it's supposed to be |
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"Caught tonight's on plus one and first thing saw was about ball busting
Used to be surprised at what used items some would buy but not now
That looked painful...then I suppose it's supposed to be "
Don't have personal experience but know people who love it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Caught tonight's on plus one and first thing saw was about ball busting
Used to be surprised at what used items some would buy but not now
That looked painful...then I suppose it's supposed to be
Don't have personal experience but know people who love it"
Something for everyone eh?! |
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"Proper crack heads coming up tomorrow do people still walk the streets and guys go looking ??????
Obviously they do otherwise they would have no programme to show looking at tonight's trailer, tomorrow's 'ladies' arent providing a great advert for their services "
One thing is for sure they will not be the £100 an hour ones |
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I watched this last night on catch up, hahahahaha the size of that guys dildo collection, no way!! I was shouting surely not possible, that thing was massive
And when he was fisting and he bled, “ yeah some just bleed.” Haha wow Brutal!!!
Quite cheeky that for channel 5 I was shocked haha, enjoyed it though but those woman’s lips, what is that about? Is that really seen as attractive, taking blow job lips to another level.
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By (user no longer on site)
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That scum bag addict sending his girlfriend out to sell herself. Then to turn around and say herself and what she's doing is a necessity and it's collateral damage!! Mad me so mad to hear him say that and to ponce off her! |
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O watched the second one on Tuesday, which sounds better taste than Monday and liked it. Some good, interesting people on it. I loved the Hull woman and those dildo boots were wonderful.
The street walkers preview seemed possibly tragically sad but didn't see it. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"O watched the second one on Tuesday, which sounds better taste than Monday and liked it. Some good, interesting people on it. I loved the Hull woman and those dildo boots were wonderful.
The street walkers preview seemed possibly tragically sad but didn't see it."
It was sad... |
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"O watched the second one on Tuesday, which sounds better taste than Monday and liked it. Some good, interesting people on it. I loved the Hull woman and those dildo boots were wonderful.
The street walkers preview seemed possibly tragically sad but didn't see it.
It was sad... "
I'm glad I missed it - I've just caught up with others saying how sad it was.
And yet there are those who are ignorant enough to want to make escorting illegal - which cannot work. I'm 100% behind stopping men abusing women but pushing sex into the shadows will perpetuate sex workers as second class citizens - it's clear enough that too many face too tough a life now.
I'll try and find Monday's show on catch-up |
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