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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
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Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!  |
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own! "
That's where a coat hanger comes in handy. |
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I am not single, just happy living on my own :D plus sides; no one steals my duvet, buggers about with the setting on the shower or moves things so I don't know where they are. Downside however is having to get my ass out of bed to make my own first cuppa of the morning  I wish I had a delivery service at times. |
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!
That's where a coat hanger comes in handy."
I'm not even sure I can get those with a coat hanger lol!! I can reach everywhere on my back, but my arms won't go far enough round my boobs for a sticky side zip lol!
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over a year ago
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When you can watch Eastenders without someone changing channel to “check the score” on the football. 30 minutes later the football is still on.
When the same roll of toilet roll lasts more than a week.
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"When you have no one to help get your corset on  "
I know the feeling,bought one yesterday and g
Have just realised I can’t possibly lace it up by myself (and I looked so thin in it ) |
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over a year ago
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"You can eat in bed and no one moans about crumbs.
You resort to comfort eating in bed cos there's no one to snuggle with"
Do bran flakes count as comfort food? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have to get rid of the massive spider waving at you from an awkward position on the ceiling all by yourself.
You just know you’re going to miss it and it’s going to drop and leg it under the sofa before you have chance to get hoover/glass/hairspray/shoe/more humane method of disposal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you would rather be single than be with someone for company.
You aren't competing against others to be with me, you are competing against being happy with my own company. |
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"When you would rather be single than be with someone for company.
You aren't competing against others to be with me, you are competing against being happy with my own company."
Exactly, when ya don't have to listen to someone else's bollocks everyday when they've got in from work  |
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"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.
I love Alexa.  
Hopefully Alexa loves you......,
Is she on fab?
Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?"
Only on every second weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Or bracelet clasps, they’re a fucker and a half. "
That is right. I woulnt know how to do that up. |
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"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.
I love Alexa.
Hopefully Alexa loves you......,
Is she on fab?
Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?
Only on every second weekend. "
But is she cute? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.
I love Alexa.
Hopefully Alexa loves you......,
Is she on fab?
Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?
Only on every second weekend.
But is she cute?"
As a button.
Or two.. |
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"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home  "
I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation |
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"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.
I love Alexa.
Hopefully Alexa loves you......,
Is she on fab?
Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?
Only on every second weekend.
But is she cute?
As a button.
Or two.."
I’ve got Alexa and dot and hardly talk to them occasionally when friends are over and we’re having a gossip they rudely interrupt scaring the shit out everyone |
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"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home
I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation "
I love eating out alone, it's an enjoyable treat. Or going to the cinema alone, or sitting in a pub/cafe alone doing a crossword or reading a book. |
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"When you buy a body pillow just to spoon with at night! "
And put a t shirt on it and spray it with your favourite aftershave or make excuses to have the kids in bed for a dvd night just because you miss getting hugs |
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"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.
I love Alexa.
Hopefully Alexa loves you......,
Is she on fab?
Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?
Only on every second weekend.
But is she cute?
As a button.
Or two..
I’ve got Alexa and dot and hardly talk to them occasionally when friends are over and we’re having a gossip they rudely interrupt scaring the shit out everyone "
Sounds like marriage.  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home
I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation
I love eating out alone, it's an enjoyable treat. Or going to the cinema alone, or sitting in a pub/cafe alone doing a crossword or reading a book."
Me too! No one wanting to try what I’ve chosen from the menu... I will stab you with my fork!
Pub garden, good glass of wine, a book and big old pair of shades for people watching . Bliss! |
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own! "
I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to! |
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!
I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to!"
Put some string through the zip and pull. Just like the wet suits |
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"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.
Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!
I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to!
Put some string through the zip and pull. Just like the wet suits "
And go out in a fancy dress with some string down my back?  |
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