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OOOYAFUCKINBASTARDYE!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just been to my local co-op on my bike and when I left the shop tried to turn my bike around and jump on the saddle in one ninja style movement. As I let out a blood curdling scream everyone in the shop and in the street turned their heads to see me cupping my balls in agony as i'd managed to squaush my poor wee bollock between myself and the saddle! It's better now but it was like whacking my funnybone but one hundered times worse! Serves me right for trying to be a smart arse..........OOOOYAAAHHH!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Does it need rubbing better?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know I shouldnt and Im sorry in advance but

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

give me 20 mins and I'll be through to kiss it better xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I felt that in the pits of my stomach and I don't even have bollocks.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Oh my sides hurt sorry but that i would have loved to have seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I never laugh at others misfortune and pain

Well not in public anyway *walks off giggling at the image*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it need rubbing better?

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mmmm.......yes please very much thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got this image of a male soprano shouting "ooooo I've boshed me squallocks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"give me 20 mins and I'll be through to kiss it better xx "
mmmm.........yes please double very much thank you! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You poor bastard!

Its more painful than childbirth!

You often hear a woman say "shall we have another baby" a year or so after the first kis is born. Yet never hear a bloke ask to get kicked in his bollocks after the first time he hurts his nads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know I shouldnt and Im sorry in advance but

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Forgiven. Definately wasn't laughing at the time but by the time I got home I saw the funny side so thought i'd post to give you all a chuckle. I mean,if you can't laugh at yourself,yada yada yada.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've got this image of a male soprano shouting "ooooo I've boshed me squallocks"

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That's pretty much how it went lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

defo a funny one that. i always laugh when someone hurts themselves

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By *he BananamanMan over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

ah yes!,i remember doing that myself jumping on & off my bike!,brings tears to my eyes for sure!,you have my sympathy!.

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