He didn’t want the competition, but Dick turned it around with his natural charm and now they both work Thursday evenings together down at the soup kitchen to feed the homeless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is he any better than 'The Artful Throbber'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is he any better than 'The Artful Throbber'"

He taught the artful throbber everything he knows, but kept the best stuff for himself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard 'The Bone Ranger' is the boss though, said and I quote "dick rod who?"

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By *imandHerNottsCouple over a year ago

North Notts

The people of Rhyl have made a 60 foot replica of his cock out of shredded wheat, Argos pencils and root ginger.

They now pray to the magnificent penis for an average of 7 hours and 17 minutes per day but NEVER in Welsh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The people of Rhyl have made a 60 foot replica of his cock out of shredded wheat, Argos pencils and root ginger.

They now pray to the magnificent penis for an average of 7 hours and 17 minutes per day but NEVER in Welsh!!"

That cock is to scale!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple over a year ago

North Notts

Yeah but 1/2 the actual size!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So say he taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

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