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"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. 5. Over competitive 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 7. is my lucky number. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? ? P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " Sorry not my type  | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. 5. Over competitive 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 7. is my lucky number. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? ? P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. Sorry not my type "It was the lack of cooking wasn't it. | |||
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"That was more demanding than any woman’s profile I’ve seen on Fab. 32. Pretentious, moi! " Fake male profile, woman pretending to be a man? | |||
"That was more demanding than any woman’s profile I’ve seen on Fab. 32. Pretentious, moi! Fake male profile, woman pretending to be a man?" Ooh you've spotted that rarest of profiles | |||
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"Good for you OP!! People are always whining about men that have no profiles. They also whine about men that have long profiles. "Its Fab. People whine about anything and everything. | |||
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"31. Loves writing lots of words. Also toying with erotic literature but that's on fet "Is it a bit saucy for here  | |||
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"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. " Huh ?! | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Huh ?!" 33. Fred is coming to terms with "reply+quote" | |||
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"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. " You just made me look at point 6.  | |||
"Well, that bored the shite out of me! "I didn't read it all, I was bored by point 5 | |||
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"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. 5. Over competitive 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 7. is my lucky number. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? ? P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " Meh. | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. " Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. | |||
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"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work." WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!! | |||
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"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!! "I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well. | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well."I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there....... | |||
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"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler "I was just going to pick him up on that! And the staggering woman....is she pissed | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well.
I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there.......
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"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well.
I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there.......
I'm not as stupid as I look you know."You look........unavailable.  | |||
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"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler
I was just going to pick him up on that!
And the staggering woman....is she pissed"No, she's just staggering about because he didn't use enough Chloroform! | |||
"You just know he’s a hipster." Skinny jeans, goatee, manbun hipster? | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well.
I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there.......
I'm not as stupid as I look you know.
You look........unavailable. "Unavailable and a bit stupid...yep. | |||
"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler
I was just going to pick him up on that!
And the staggering woman....is she pissed"He also uses ‘which’ to describe her. Just... no. | |||
"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well.
I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there.......
I'm not as stupid as I look you know.
You look........unavailable.
Unavailable and a bit stupid...yep."You're FAR from stupid!!! | |||
"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler
I was just going to pick him up on that!
And the staggering woman....is she pissed
He also uses ‘which’ to describe her. Just... no."I like that he "exceptionally meets.." | |||
"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler
I was just going to pick him up on that!
And the staggering woman....is she pissed
He also uses ‘which’ to describe her. Just... no."I noticed that. Not long after he was blabbing about how much he worships and adores this lady, he follows it up by describing her as an object and not a person. Classy guy. | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. 5. Over competitive 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 7. is my lucky number. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? ? P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " I can now see what people mean when they say the forums can be a great filter . | |||
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"Unsubstantiated. Random. The only random commands I take are for cocktails when I throw a party. Damn I was trying to be number 14 did it not work. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME GO BACK AND READING IT!!!!!!!
I like number 3,8,11,17,24 and 31 as well.
I'm not falling for it, there isn't a 24 is there.......
I'm not as stupid as I look you know.
You look........unavailable.
Unavailable and a bit stupid...yep.
You're FAR from stupid!!! "I am,but no worries I've made it to 50 year's of age without too much trauma. | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. 5. Over competitive 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 7. is my lucky number. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? ? P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " Just to clarify, are you looking for a bearded woman with thick glasses Op ? | |||
"Since I don’t own any Louboutins or Agent Provocateur I’ll step out of the queue." Yeah, that's me out too. Just makes you feel so inadequate doesn't it?
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"Since I don’t own any Louboutins or Agent Provocateur I’ll step out of the queue. Yeah, that's me out too. Just makes you feel so inadequate doesn't it?
Leia "Got to number 3 and just skipped to the end. | |||
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"Since I don’t own any Louboutins or Agent Provocateur I’ll step out of the queue. Yeah, that's me out too. Just makes you feel so inadequate doesn't it?
Leia "I hope that’s sarcasm. | |||
"Just to clarify, are you looking for a bearded woman with thick glasses Op ?" I'm in!  | |||
"Since I don’t own any Louboutins or Agent Provocateur I’ll step out of the queue. Yeah, that's me out too. Just makes you feel so inadequate doesn't it?
Leia
Got to number 3 and just skipped to the end. "I think it was Colonel mustard, in the drawing room with the lead pipe. | |||
"Got to number 3 and just skipped to the end. " By which time you were wondering how many other alpha males describe themselves as ‘wildcatty’, ‘zazzy’, ‘sassy’, or ‘bubbly’... | |||
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"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6. "Would you like him to elaborate on it too? | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously." Is it not serious then? | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. Is it not serious then? " It ain't funny either! | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously." You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. | |||
"Got to number 3 and just skipped to the end. By which time you were wondering how many other alpha males describe themselves as ‘wildcatty’, ‘zazzy’, ‘sassy’, or ‘bubbly’..." Perhaps a discussion on "Alpha males" is in order? | |||
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"Some people are taking this way to seriously. Is it not serious then? It ain't funny either! "I was expecting some interesting dialogue and debate on this thread. | |||
"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers. "And licks. Don't forget the licks. | |||
"Perhaps a discussion on "Alpha males" is in order?" Another one? The last one wasn’t cringeworthy enough for you? | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. Is it not serious then? It ain't funny either!
I was expecting some interesting dialogue and debate on this thread. "There's not really anything to debate either. What is the point of all this again? As in this thread | |||
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"Some people are taking this way to seriously. Is it not serious then? " I haven't a clue,should I be taking it seriously? | |||
"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers. "We need a woman to test the theory! Not me though, I'm not interesting enough for 30 points. | |||
"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers. "If the OP was a woman, the thread would already have reached the 175 limit by now. Mainly due to guys licking ass! | |||
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"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers. "No he wouldn’t, we would be doing exactly the same, if it was posted on the forum. | |||
"Perhaps a discussion on "Alpha males" is in order? Another one? The last one wasn’t cringeworthy enough for you?" You find a lot cringeworthy don't you. | |||
"Perhaps a discussion on "Alpha males" is in order? Another one? The last one wasn’t cringeworthy enough for you? You find a lot cringeworthy don't you." Ironically he does. | |||
"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers.
We need a woman to test the theory! Not me though, I'm not interesting enough for 30 points. "I'm game but I can't be bothered to write more than I have already. I'd also need a cleavage or arse pic as my avatar and I have neither.  | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke." Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish. | |||
"Weird how women complain about men not reading their 40,000 word profiles yet bitch about men that make an effort with theirs. If OP was a woman he'd be getting hugs and flowers. "I very much doubt that. | |||
 he’s provided for conversation? It may be that this narcissistic construct has rehearsed and researched these topics and couldn’t cope with anything tangential..
The fact that he started this thread about himself is a bit of a red flag...
... or he could be a very nice man | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish." Actually I just read it, and it's quite good social commentary | |||
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"OP, what's DDLG?" Daddy Dom/little girl | |||
"Perhaps a discussion on "Alpha males" is in order? Another one? The last one wasn’t cringeworthy enough for you?" Was I present on it? I have a terrible memory and can't recall a recent one. | |||
"OP, what's DDLG?" Still going to stick up for him after you find out ? | |||
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"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish." I think you have to be a narcissistic to do one! | |||
"OP, what's DDLG? Daddy Dom/little girl" Thank you. | |||
"OP, what's DDLG? Still going to stick up for him after you find out ?" It's not my thing/ fetish but some people like it. Why do you have a problem with it? | |||
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"OP, what's DDLG? Still going to stick up for him after you find out ? It's not my thing/ fetish but some people like it. Why do you have a problem with it?" It’s not my thing. | |||
"Your biggest weapon is your naughty smile ~ I'm out "Is this Dragons Den? | |||
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"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6.
Would you like him to elaborate on it too?"Please.............No. I'm beginning to feel sorry for Fred. I might just re-write my profile. | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish. I think you have to be a narcissistic to do one!" Tempted aren't you. | |||
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"You find a lot cringeworthy don't you." I can’t say I’ve been keeping count. | |||
"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6.
Would you like him to elaborate on it too?
Please.............No.
I'm beginning to feel sorry for Fred.
I might just re-write my profile."I like hearing other peoples' experiences in other countries. | |||
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"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish. I think you have to be a narcissistic to do one! Tempted aren't you." Think you misunderstood my comment, it was a dig at the Op and saying you aren’t one, so I wouldn’t bother. | |||
"Some people are taking this way to seriously. You mean it's all a joke? Aaaaah, well had I known that i wouldn't have made a joke. Go on give us a joke. I think everyone should do their list of 30 and let's see how interesting they actually are. Mine would be rubbish. I think you have to be a narcissistic to do one! Tempted aren't you. Think you misunderstood my comment, it was a dig at the Op and saying you aren’t one, so I wouldn’t bother." I think I understood. I think. | |||
"I'll say one thing about Fred, he's not lacking in confidence. " He's too sexy for his shirt.. | |||
"I'll say one thing about Fred, he's not lacking in confidence. He's too sexy for his shirt.. " | |||
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers | |||
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"Oh, guys and girls this was meant to be just the TLDR part for the profile. Also out on a social just after posting but I scanning through the thread I am overwhelmed. Will reply to some swiftly I promise. If there was a woman who’d like all 30 I’d have married her and we’d be in a dull marriage as we’d have nothing to fight about right?
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers"Do you think anyone on here can live up to your expectations? You're quite demanding after all. | |||
"Oh, guys and girls this was meant to be just the TLDR part for the profile. Also out on a social just after posting but I scanning through the thread I am overwhelmed. Will reply to some swiftly I promise. If there was a woman who’d like all 30 I’d have married her and we’d be in a dull marriage as we’d have nothing to fight about right?
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers
Do you think anyone on here can live up to your expectations?
You're quite demanding after all. "On behalf of Everyman on the site, welcome to our world. | |||
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"Oh, guys and girls this was meant to be just the TLDR part for the profile. Also out on a social just after posting but I scanning through the thread I am overwhelmed. Will reply to some swiftly I promise. If there was a woman who’d like all 30 I’d have married her and we’d be in a dull marriage as we’d have nothing to fight about right?
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers
Do you think anyone on here can live up to your expectations?
You're quite demanding after all.
On behalf of Everyman on the site, welcome to our world."Are all women demanding? | |||
"Hi Fredo " Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. | |||
"Oh, guys and girls this was meant to be just the TLDR part for the profile. Also out on a social just after posting but I scanning through the thread I am overwhelmed. Will reply to some swiftly I promise. If there was a woman who’d like all 30 I’d have married her and we’d be in a dull marriage as we’d have nothing to fight about right?
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers
Do you think anyone on here can live up to your expectations?
You're quite demanding after all.
On behalf of Everyman on the site, welcome to our world.
Are all women demanding?"Very | |||
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"Hi Fredo " Wasn't that a chocolate bar for kids? | |||
"Hi Fredo Wasn't that a chocolate bar for kids?" Still is.... And a guideline for inflation.... 30 frigging pence now a days! | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. ... .... P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " I shortened the profile not to take up too much space on here. OP I actually love it. I am outside your age range but I must say, I find profiles such as yours so much more appealing than the one to three liners. | |||
"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6.
Would you like him to elaborate on it too?
Please.............No.
I'm beginning to feel sorry for Fred.
I might just re-write my profile.
I like hearing other peoples' experiences in other countries. "I've been to the Isle of Wight and Wales if that helps..... | |||
"That was more demanding than any woman’s profile I’ve seen on Fab. 32. Pretentious, moi! Fake male profile, woman pretending to be a man?" 33. Fab straight 34. On fabs 'over a year' and yet no verifications | |||
"That was more demanding than any woman’s profile I’ve seen on Fab. 32. Pretentious, moi! Fake male profile, woman pretending to be a man? 33. Fab straight 34. On fabs 'over a year' and yet no verifications" He is verified? How do you know he's fab straight? | |||
"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6.
Would you like him to elaborate on it too?
Please.............No.
I'm beginning to feel sorry for Fred.
I might just re-write my profile.
I like hearing other peoples' experiences in other countries.
I've been to the Isle of Wight and Wales if that helps....."And you came back to England?? | |||
"Since I don’t own any Louboutins or Agent Provocateur I’ll step out of the queue. Yeah, that's me out too. Just makes you feel so inadequate doesn't it?
Leia "I'm guessing George from asda won't cut it then | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. ... .... P.P.S. beard and thick frames. I shortened the profile not to take up too much space on here. OP I actually love it. I am outside your age range but I must say, I find profiles such as yours so much more appealing than the one to three liners. "That many single females and couples have, you mean? I can't talk about the men's as I don't look at those. Will fill in later is a real favourite! | |||
"I'd like you to elaborate on point 6 please. You just made me look at point 6.
Would you like him to elaborate on it too?
Please.............No.
I'm beginning to feel sorry for Fred.
I might just re-write my profile.
I like hearing other peoples' experiences in other countries.
I've been to the Isle of Wight and Wales if that helps.....
And you came back to England?? "Home is where the heart is.... Actually, if that's true, my home is in Hell. | |||
"Oh, guys and girls this was meant to be just the TLDR part for the profile. Also out on a social just after posting but I scanning through the thread I am overwhelmed. Will reply to some swiftly I promise. If there was a woman who’d like all 30 I’d have married her and we’d be in a dull marriage as we’d have nothing to fight about right?
While I appreciate the less positive comments and I try to take the best out of them one thing that’s not gonna happen any time soon is changing anything because of the crowd! I’d rather keep an eye open for them who enjoy 10 traits out of 30 and have a laugh. Which is what I’m doing right now
Cheers"Well I quite liked your list OP, definitely more than 10 traits , and also your response to the usual forum bashing, well played | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight?" Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way." How? | |||
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"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? " I couldn't see it myself. | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? " It's OK, he reads what he wants things to say, not what they actually say. #he's got form | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? It's OK, he reads what he wants things to say, not what they actually say. #he's got form "Is it his histrionic personality? | |||
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"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? It's OK, he reads what he wants things to say, not what they actually say. #he's got form
Is it his histrionic personality? "Just his belligerent and aggressive posting and how he shouts down anyone who holds a differing viewpoint. Other than that I 'spect he's a fine feller. Mind you, he prob'ly thinks I'm a cnut so no biggie..... | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? It's OK, he reads what he wants things to say, not what they actually say. #he's got form
Is it his histrionic personality?
Just his belligerent and aggressive posting and how he shouts down anyone who holds a differing viewpoint.
Other than that I 'spect he's a fine feller.
Mind you, he prob'ly thinks I'm a cnut so no biggie..... "Sorry, I meant the OP | |||
"Point 11 contradicts point 26." I've spoken to you before about making me go and look..... | |||
"33. Fab straight How do you know he's fab straight? Its obviously not exactly scientific, but the OP does rather read that way. How? It's OK, he reads what he wants things to say, not what they actually say. #he's got form
Is it his histrionic personality?
Just his belligerent and aggressive posting and how he shouts down anyone who holds a differing viewpoint.
Other than that I 'spect he's a fine feller.
Mind you, he prob'ly thinks I'm a cnut so no biggie.....
Sorry, I meant the OP "I've no idea what the OP thinks about me. | |||
"Just his belligerent and aggressive posting and how he shouts down anyone who holds a differing viewpoint." And I’m the one who reads what I want to read. | |||
"Just his belligerent and aggressive posting and how he shouts down anyone who holds a differing viewpoint. And I’m the one who reads what I want to read." That's what I said.
I also said you're probly a fine fella. But well done on missing that bit. | |||
"How? " A large portion of the adjectives he uses to describe himself are best suited to describing someone who is particularly camp. Like I say, it’s not exactly a scientific method, and I wouldn’t for a minute suggest that it’s conclusive proof, but it’s the flavour I got from reading it. | |||
"How? A large portion of the adjectives he uses to describe himself are best suited to describing someone who is particularly camp. Like I say, it’s not exactly a scientific method, and I wouldn’t for a minute suggest that it’s conclusive proof, but it’s the flavour I got from reading it." Zazzy, sassy and bubbly are definitely different descriptions for someone who defines themselves as an alpha male. | |||
"How? A large portion of the adjectives he uses to describe himself are best suited to describing someone who is particularly camp. Like I say, it’s not exactly a scientific method, and I wouldn’t for a minute suggest that it’s conclusive proof, but it’s the flavour I got from reading it. Zazzy, sassy and bubbly are definitely different descriptions for someone who defines themselves as an alpha male. " Wildcatty attitude was the one that struck me | |||
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"Point 11 contradicts point 26. I've spoken to you before about making me go and look..... "Not my fault you're a nosy git | |||
"Well, that bored the shite out of me!
I didn't read it all, I was bored by point 5 "I stopped at 11. I want no second hand Dom
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"6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! This is funny. Grammar Nazi, yet OP has spelt traveller - traveler "American English | |||
"Hi Fredo Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. " No, just more edible  | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. ... .... P.P.S. beard and thick frames. I shortened the profile not to take up too much space on here. OP I actually love it. I am outside your age range but I must say, I find profiles such as yours so much more appealing than the one to three liners. " | |||
"Hi Fredo Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. No, just more edible "That's Fraydo, as in The Godfather, not Freddo, as in the chocolate bar | |||
"Hi Fredo Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. No, just more edible
That's Fraydo, as in The Godfather, not Freddo, as in the chocolate bar "Not had a freddo for years, bet they're not 10p now? | |||
"Hi Fredo Wasn't that a chocolate bar for kids? Still is.... And a guideline for inflation.... 30 frigging pence now a days! " | |||
"Hi Fredo Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. No, just more edible
That's Fraydo, as in The Godfather, not Freddo, as in the chocolate bar
Not had a freddo for years, bet they're not 10p now?"25p and they do a caramel one now too. | |||
"Hi Fredo Wasn't that a chocolate bar for kids? Still is.... And a guideline for inflation.... 30 frigging pence now a days! " It rhymes with credo, not hedeaux | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. " The name’s Mrs Trellis. You can call me Mrs Trellis. " 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. " Unscientific bollocks. " 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. " My mum is the mother the alpha males warned you about. " 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. " Cats rule. " 5. Over competitive " You’re not a cheater are you (see 4 above)? See what I did there? Wild cats? Cheater? Language joke. I is brainee innit. " 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. " On the run? " 7. is my lucky number. " Unscientific bollocks. " 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona " Try Transport for London lost property. " 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. " I love courteous spitting. " 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! " I love romantic face slapping. " 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! " Ooooo. Pick me! Pick me! I know I’m not as good as her but I hope you’ll lower your high standards to consider me. I’m willing to compete. I have Tesco pants (high leg). " 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. " It’s understandable. You’ll, no doubt, be inundated. " 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. " You don’t say. " 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! " High self esteem - tick. Willingness to compete for your affection with your fancy-pants goddess from point 11 - tick. Oh wait... " 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! " As a Dom, you’ll need to check whether I want breaking. It does sound romantic though. Thanks Hollywood. " 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! " Are you teasing now? " 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. " FFS, after you said you loved dogs, I put on my Fido costume. " 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. " I like cooking shows as much as the next guy but I have no desire to whip up a soufflé. " 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. " They have to be in that order? What if I want to be spat on, THEN slapped, THEN talked down to in Latin? " 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. " I had a funny feeling it might be. A great way to start negotiations for “forced play” is to list the things that WILL happen to the participant, prior to any discussions. " 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? " I don’t need your medical history. " 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. " Cute. " 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. " Ok... " 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. " I’m fat too. We have something in common there. " 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. " Next clothes, contact lenses, Diet Coke. " 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! " I see what you did there. You took the words from the gates of Auschwitz and made them into a grammar joke. Very sapiosexual. " 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." " Not a Scooby. Did you like Dirty Dancing? " 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" " Nope. But I love Homes Under the Hammer. " 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." " Are you hoping I’ll Google these quotes to prove I’m worthy? " 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? " Sigh. " P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. " I’d agree that you’re at least one of those. " P.P.S. beard and thick frames. " Massive pubic hair and contact lenses. Please pick me. | |||
"Hi Fredo Wasn't that a chocolate bar for kids? Still is.... And a guideline for inflation.... 30 frigging pence now a days! It rhymes with credo, not hedeaux " It does, because freddo, as in the chocolate bar has two d's. So like the op, I was taking a little bit of artistic licence. | |||
"Hi Fredo Fredo sounds more Alpha male than Fred. No, just more edible
That's Fraydo, as in The Godfather, not Freddo, as in the chocolate bar " I'm usually hot on my spelling | |||
"Linking this on my profile. Do say hi! 1. Name's Fred, but I prefer Mr Fred. Or Daddy, or Sir. The name’s Mrs Trellis. You can call me Mrs Trellis. 2. Thoroughbred Leo, born August. I am the superstar of the zodiac. Unscientific bollocks. 3. I am the alpha male your mother warned you about. My mum is the mother the alpha males warned you about. 4. Dog person at heart, but with a wildcatty attitude. Cats rule. 5. Over competitive You’re not a cheater are you (see 4 above)? See what I did there? Wild cats? Cheater? Language joke. I is brainee innit. 6. Traveler. Lived in over 20 countries. On the run? 7. is my lucky number. Unscientific bollocks. 8. I left half of my heart somewhere in Covent Garden, London. The other half is in Barcelona Try Transport for London lost property. 9. Old school gentleman, with a thing for courtesy. I love courteous spitting. 10. Hopeless romantic. Thank you, Hollywood! I love romantic face slapping. 11. Let's get things straight: I am already fucking a staggering (albeit emotionally unavailable) woman, which spends her last dime buying Agent Provocateur lingerie, Manolo Blahnik stilettos, and Christian Louboutin pumps. She is my friend, my queen, my goddess and I literally worship her! She knows I am here, she agrees and no she cannot play as much as she’d want to meet some of the extraordinary people here as she’s not on this continent One thing’s sure, you're gonna have to top that one way or another (or at least try to compete). I am Procrustes and this is my bed! Ooooo. Pick me! Pick me! I know I’m not as good as her but I hope you’ll lower your high standards to consider me. I’m willing to compete. I have Tesco pants (high leg). 12. one more thing: my time is my most valuable resource. Use it wisely! Although I am very playful, I don't have the time, nor the energy for silly, childish mind games or inconsistency. I also don't answer all the messages or right away. It’s understandable. You’ll, no doubt, be inundated. 13. Control freak, both in my day to day life and between the sheets. You don’t say. 14. dominant, top. Uber selective! If you get a message or a wink I must have seen some potential. Capitalise on that and please, for the love of God neither a sassy attitude not showing the lack of self esteem are good follow-ups! High self esteem - tick. Willingness to compete for your affection with your fancy-pants goddess from point 11 - tick. Oh wait... 15. Few things as a Dom: screaming turns me on a lottle (it's like a little, only a lot). If she doesn't scream, the pleasure or pain is not enough. And I will break you and make you scream! As a Dom, you’ll need to check whether I want breaking. It does sound romantic though. Thanks Hollywood. 16. I like brats just a little more than subs. And I love to tease! Are you teasing now? 17. Pet play doesn't do too much for me, but DDLG does. FFS, after you said you loved dogs, I put on my Fido costume. 18. I like to watch shibari shows as much as the next guy, but I have no desire to master rope. Practicality dictates metal handcuffs. I like cooking shows as much as the next guy but I have no desire to whip up a soufflé. 19. Sine qua non conditions: face slapping, choking, spanking, hair pulling, spitting, biting, in this order. They have to be in that order? What if I want to be spat on, THEN slapped, THEN talked down to in Latin? 20. Forced play is my biggest fantasy. I had a funny feeling it might be. A great way to start negotiations for “forced play” is to list the things that WILL happen to the participant, prior to any discussions. 21. Attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and HISTRIONIC personality disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality … ). ADD, OCD, NPD, HPD? OMG! right? I don’t need your medical history. 22. My biggest weapon is my naughty smile. Comes with dimples. Cute. 23. Passionate about entrepreneurship, startups in general and tech startups in particular. Ok... 24. Dapper fat cat, with a thing for ties and bow ties. I am usually overdressed. I’m fat too. We have something in common there. 25. Designer clothes, Ray Ban glasses and Red Bull are my guilty pleasures. Next clothes, contact lenses, Diet Coke. 26. Sapiosexual and Grammar Nazi, in both English and a few other languages. Grammatik macht frei! I see what you did there. You took the words from the gates of Auschwitz and made them into a grammar joke. Very sapiosexual. 27. If you wanna strike up a conversation about movies, this is your hook: "Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin." Not a Scooby. Did you like Dirty Dancing? 28. If you wanna strike up a conversation about TV shows, this is your hook: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!". Also: "It's gonna be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!" Nope. But I love Homes Under the Hammer. 29. If you wanna strike up a conversation about literature, this is your hook: "I suppose I am a bad fellow—a damn bad fellow. I was born bad, and I have lived bad, and I shall die bad, in all probability." Are you hoping I’ll Google these quotes to prove I’m worthy? 30. If you wanna strike up a conversation about music, these are your hooks: Frank Sinatra, Jazz, the Stones and last but not least Irish folk. Can somebody explain to me The Mero? Sigh. P.S. Zazzy, sassy, bubbly, cocky, smart-assy, avant-garde intellectual. Mister "Always" Right Jr. I’d agree that you’re at least one of those. P.P.S. beard and thick frames. Massive pubic hair and contact lenses. Please pick me. " Best response so far. I hope you get the "job". Let us know how the interview goes..... | |||
" Best response so far. I hope you get the "job". Let us know how the interview goes....." Absolutely!! It was even worth reading all that bollo again just to read Mrs Trellis’s responses ... she’s truly fabulous
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