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Getting noticed in a bar
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....
Peach x if you hit that point it's time to put you in a taxi and send you home  "
I fear you may have sent me home earlier when I reanacted the bar dancing scene from Coyote Ugly...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On w night out in a city I've noticed it seems to be false tan, false hair extensions, false eyelashes etc
I don't wear any of those.
Where I live it's people laughing, letting their hairs down and having a good time that gets people noticed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boys? They're most likely getting asked for I.D.
Most of the fellas I know actually go out to socialise and chat with each other over drinks rather than attempt to pull or get pulled. I guess that's down to doing all their looking for dates on websites these days. |
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"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"
Always the lady who seems available so to speak . So she would be giving off that vibe , wearing revealing clothes , and be vivacious .
Men aren’t looking for love or a relationship when they’re out for a drink , so yeah I’ll go with this . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just sit quietly in the corner of a village pub near an open log fire glowing in an inglenook fireplace in the dark wood labelled timber beamed lounge...
And wait...
And wait....
And wait..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....
Peach x if you hit that point it's time to put you in a taxi and send you home
I fear you may have sent me home earlier when I reanacted the bar dancing scene from Coyote Ugly...
Peach x"
oh I don't think I would have, I may have had to pick my jaw up off the bar xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!"
Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA |
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!
Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA "
Right that's it we're done. Bloody families. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!
Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA
Right that's it we're done. Bloody families."
*whispers*
Milkman's baby. |
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!
Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA
Right that's it we're done. Bloody families.
*whispers*
Milkman's baby."
Shuttttuppppp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice smile and twinkly eyes does it for me every time. I go for down to earth, fun loving women.
If she's good looking and she knows it (ie up her own arse) it's a massive turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
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More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!"
I feel your pain. Id need a whole chicken stuffed in my wonderbra,not just its breasts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse! "
How comes men only comment on how nice I look when my cleavage is showing then? |
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse! "
In your opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!
How comes men only comment on how nice I look when my cleavage is showing then? "
Oh don't get me wrong I'm well aware that the majority of men have an obsession with big jugs but I guess I'm in the minority! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"
In answer to your questions:
Propeller hat, fake tache and glasses and a foghorn.
At tits cause tits are good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!
In your opinion."
Correct. Which is what forums are about no?  |
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"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.
You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!
I feel your pain. Id need a whole chicken stuffed in my wonderbra,not just its breasts. "
On the plus side that's good if you get a bit peckish on the way home from the pub. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wiped my brow with some loo roll once, didn’t check in the mirror. Walk back to the table thinking “wow, I’m really getting noticed tonight”. I had a piece of loo roll stuck to my head. |
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"My large tits normally get me noticed!
Boobs get male attention shocker!
More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!
In your opinion.
Correct. Which is what forums are about no? "
Absofuckinglutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wiped my brow with some loo roll once, didn’t check in the mirror. Walk back to the table thinking “wow, I’m really getting noticed tonight”. I had a piece of loo roll stuck to my head. "
That and the sombrero stuck to your ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman's face, her smile, a twinkle in her eyes, her manner. These are all things which hit me first. But there's no doubt that how she wears her tits sends me a massive message. Hidden away and maybe she's not very sexual or sexy. Out and proud and wow! But I echo earlier remarks that a woman who is too up herself is a massive turn off. So it's a delicate balancing act.
As for me. Bizarrely I've found women round here tend to eye me up significantly more when I'm wearing a dirty old raincoat   That tells you something about the gene pool down here in Dorset. A place where being a mucky farmer is chic haha I really need to move |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I went out with 3 friends on Saturday, I noticed we got some stares when we walked in. Most likely because we were giggling already and we all had heels on so we were quite tall compared to a lot of people there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should add that I'm scared sh!tless of busy bars full of people on the pull. There must be a circle of hell devoted to it. Come on! It's gotta be awful right?! D*unk prats full of fake bravado trying cheesy chat up lines on ditzy girlies clutching their gucci handbags?! Give me a middle eastern war zone any day |
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