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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
Lincolnshire |
"Now ma mate downstairs has had his hair cut, he looks remarkably like Ian Gillan (Deep Purple for the uninitiated), who do you know that rocks a celebrity look?  "
When you say your mate down stairs has had his hair cut, do you mean you have shaved your cock, and you have mentioned deep purple. I'm confused |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Now ma mate downstairs has had his hair cut, he looks remarkably like Ian Gillan (Deep Purple for the uninitiated), who do you know that rocks a celebrity look?
When you say your mate down stairs has had his hair cut, do you mean you have shaved your cock, and you have mentioned deep purple. I'm confused"
Nah, ma pubes are in Dreadlocks, so I get confused with Bob Marley  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Without a beard I've been told I look like Bryan Adams
How many ladies have told you that they want to run to you? "
Haha. That would be lovely.
Or "All for one - one for all" might be appropriate for fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danny Dyer and a few times Jack Whitehall (when my hair grows a bit).
I’m not convinced though.
That's just being greedy, are you half funny, or a Cockney geezer? "
Neither mate. I’m a mardy northerner.
That’s a joke by the way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danny Dyer and a few times Jack Whitehall (when my hair grows a bit).
I’m not convinced though. "
I can see the jack Whitehall bit... but can't see the Danny dyer bit at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a girlfriend who asked me to take a look at two tattoos she’d had done on her inner thighs. She pulled up,her skirt and asked me who I thought they were. I looked carefully and told her I don’t know who the two on your thighs are, but the one in the middle looks like Billy Connolly |
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