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"How about one thats NEVER been done b4...Timewasters or Single Men who cant get meets 
Some good ideas there hun x  "
Im full of em, do u want anymore suggestions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'll PM you a few - but you'll need stamina 
lol x
Have you got enough yet - I don't see you using any lol"
Yes thanks hun have got lots of ideads from you wil bide my time now and wait for the mmoment pmsl xx  |
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Have you got enough yet - I don't see you using any lol
Yes thanks hun have got lots of ideads from you wil bide my time now and wait for the mmoment pmsl xx "
Actually i think i may start a spelling thread lol x |
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you could try this one.....
I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now? |
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Or....
I have to come on here for my needs to be met as my wife doesn't understand how annoying it is when her teeth catch my helmet during oral... I would never fuck another woman behind her back though... I only receive blow-jobs. |
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"you could try this one.....
I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?"
Has that happened to you too???? feck me... is anything sacred lol... |
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Or....
My wife just doesn't understand how boring it is watching her have sex with the swedish exchange student and having to make excuses not to join in... it's just not my thing. I just want a standard shag with someone who lays there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you could try this one.....
I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?"
Was it brown bread ? |
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"you could try this one.....
I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?
Was it brown bread ?"
It may have been after the anal.... whoops  |
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OK, OK, OK... I got it....
My supermodel girlfriend and her 4 supermodel mates want me to take them to a swinging club and fuck them all like sluts in the jacuzzi... but I don't think I can manage to cum more than 183 times in one evening.... even with my monster sized dick. Is it too much to expect one of them to wear a strap-on and help out? |
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"Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx  "
Here's one for ya.....
Having used the wrong bubble bath in my whirlpool I noticed the mass of suds overflowing across the floor was beginning to take the shape of a perfectly formed young lady. I don’t know why but I began to stroke the suds and they seemed to succumb to my touch as if they were yearning for more. The suds forming the shapely legs began to part inviting me between them…. could this really be happening? I slid my hand between and pressed my finger against the warm wet slippery foam. I swear I felt the sensation of parting flesh as my finger went deeper. I looked to the head of the foam formation. Pouting lips of luscious lather began to open.. could I? should I? I had to try. I positioned my hardening penis over the seductive lips which shimmered and glistened with their moisture… “oh my god” it felt like real lips, real tongue teasing around inside. The warmth, the grip, the moist sensation and then… “This will be an extra hour as well as the call out charge mate” THE FUCKING PLUMBER!
Has anyone else ever stuck their cock in a plumber’s mouth by accident because they were covered in suds?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx
Here's one for ya.....
Having used the wrong bubble bath in my whirlpool I noticed the mass of suds overflowing across the floor was beginning to take the shape of a perfectly formed young lady. I don’t know why but I began to stroke the suds and they seemed to succumb to my touch as if they were yearning for more. The suds forming the shapely legs began to part inviting me between them…. could this really be happening? I slid my hand between and pressed my finger against the warm wet slippery foam. I swear I felt the sensation of parting flesh as my finger went deeper. I looked to the head of the foam formation. Pouting lips of luscious lather began to open.. could I? should I? I had to try. I positioned my hardening penis over the seductive lips which shimmered and glistened with their moisture… “oh my god” it felt like real lips, real tongue teasing around inside. The warmth, the grip, the moist sensation and then… “This will be an extra hour as well as the call out charge mate” THE FUCKING PLUMBER!
Has anyone else ever stuck their cock in a plumber’s mouth by accident because they were covered in suds?
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The funny thing about that lol is that I AM a plumber and gas fitter lol xx |
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