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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Shit I’ll be honest with you it doesn’t look good mate think about will and stay inside

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Oh dear...bye bye......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Have you been eating Aerial pods again? Naughty boy!

You be coughing cleanly though

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye

Oh dear...bye bye...... "

Heartless

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks for the sympathy, bloody school run should be listed in the Swiss germ warfare thingy...

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black? "

To be fair she has a point !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you stay away from the forums then?

I don't want to catch your incurables.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black?

To be fair she has a point !"

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye

Oh dear...bye bye......

Heartless "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Can you stay away from the forums then?

I don't want to catch your incurables. "

Man up ya wimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We'll light a candle in memory for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black? "

Funeral is turn up get d*unk, have a great time and forget why you are there, colour and clothing optional

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

For gods sakes people it’s MAN FLU be nice he will be gone in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can you stay away from the forums then?

I don't want to catch your incurables. "

Sorry will make sure I turn my head to cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I’m coming down with something too. I told you to stop leaving your tissues lying around

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For gods sakes people it’s MAN FLU be nice he will be gone in the morning! "

Thank you, at least someone understands the dire nature of the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I’m coming down with something too. I told you to stop leaving your tissues lying around "

Well you said it was rude to wipe it on the curtains....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Big boy pants ... and be brave!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Shocking just shocking!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Big boy pants ... and be brave! "

Now see if he'd pulled his socks up he wouldn't of caught man flu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW

Gone but not forgotten xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shouldn't lick windows then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all "

Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all

Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip... "

OR put some vodka in your lemsip!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you stay away from the forums then?

I don't want to catch your incurables.

Man up ya wimp "

I'm a delicate little flower.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all

Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip... "

Wash your mouth out with soap! Replace vodka! Never mind man flu he's going mad!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU"

We know. We don't care.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care. "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care. "

It's just a virus invading his body. He'll survive.

Hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This! "

Are we supposed to care?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This! "

Have you offered to make him chicken soup? No? Then you don't care either.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care? "

Yes bring soup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. "

Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care?

Yes bring soup"

I'm not a food delivery service.

You make him some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu.

Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow "

But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?

Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu.

Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow

But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?

Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders..."

The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna.

Sorted

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care?

Yes bring soup

I'm not a food delivery service.

You make him some."

I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW


"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu.

Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow

But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?

Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders...

The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna.

Sorted"

After it had had a go at his decomposing body

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW

*has

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu.

Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow

But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?

Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders...

The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna.

Sorted

After it had had a go at his decomposing body "

It's fine, he won't decompse overnight, that will take a few days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care?

Yes bring soup

I'm not a food delivery service.

You make him some.

I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x"

I'm more of a man than you'll ever be

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care?

Yes bring soup

I'm not a food delivery service.

You make him some.

I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x

I'm more of a man than you'll ever be "

Really ! Do go on then ?im not doubting you just interested in how x

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Youre gonna be fine OP, 99% of advertising is bollocks.

Soap commercials for example, advertised as "new and improved". Nonsense, it cant be both can it?

You have nothing to worry about OP. But just in case, PM me your bank account details so I can look after your affairs "if" you dont make it........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think he must be dead

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is he dead yet?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I think he must be dead

"

Not looking good is it...........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

This!

Are we supposed to care?

Yes bring soup

I'm not a food delivery service.

You make him some.

I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x

I'm more of a man than you'll ever be

Really ! Do go on then ?im not doubting you just interested in how x "

I don't cry when I tread on Lego.

I suffer man flu without complaining.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think he must be dead

Not looking good is it........... "

He was weak.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I think he must be dead

Not looking good is it...........

He was weak. "

May God rest his soul.........

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

I’m at door with soup no answer ??

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I think he must be dead

Not looking good is it...........

He was weak.

May God rest his soul........."

The sniffles got him in the end?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??"

Leave it on the doorstep FFS, dont knock!!!!!!

Paint a red cross on the door to warn others......

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??"

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I think he must be dead

Not looking good is it...........

He was weak.

May God rest his soul.........

The sniffles got him in the end? "

There’s a red x on door ???

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. "

Round the back you say!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed.

Round the back you say!!!"

Slip in quietly so you don't wake him.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed.

Round the back you say!!!

Slip in quietly so you don't wake him."

You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed.

Round the back you say!!!

Slip in quietly so you don't wake him.

You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ?"

He's semi comatose, he'll think it's all a dream. Snuggle up to him and give him a cuddle.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m at door with soup no answer ??

I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed.

Round the back you say!!!

Slip in quietly so you don't wake him.

You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ?

He's semi comatose, he'll think it's all a dream. Snuggle up to him and give him a cuddle. "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? "

I took it

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it "

Kick a man when he's down why don't you

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it

Kick a man when he's down why don't you "

Survival of the fittest and all that

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it

Kick a man when he's down why don't you

Survival of the fittest and all that"

Can't fault it really

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it

Kick a man when he's down why don't you

Survival of the fittest and all that

Can't fault it really "

Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lack of empathy on this thread is sickening! Especially in the face of such a lethal disease.

OP: You need some chilli to sweat the lurg out of you. As well as beer. lots and lots of beer. If my suggestions don't work, you will need the last rights performing on you. Good luck!

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By *ldguyMan  over a year ago

ongar


"Can you stay away from the forums then?

I don't want to catch your incurables.

Man up ya wimp "

My sentiments precisely....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lack of empathy on this thread is sickening! Especially in the face of such a lethal disease.

OP: You need some chilli to sweat the lurg out of you. As well as beer. lots and lots of beer. If my suggestions don't work, you will need the last rights performing on you. Good luck!"

He's dead. Beer won't help that

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it

Kick a man when he's down why don't you

Survival of the fittest and all that

Can't fault it really

Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too "

Nicely done!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can?

I took it

Kick a man when he's down why don't you

Survival of the fittest and all that

Can't fault it really

Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too

Nicely done!"

Lunch is on me Er him ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

man up , stop being a pansy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu "

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's dead. Beer won't help that "

So, Beer is not the panacea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm alive the soup rescued me... would buy you all a beer, but my bank account appears to be empty, I smell bad cos I can't find my body spray and it appears I have coughed and sneezed so much my arse hurts

Not feeling quite as bad today, even managed to go out and bring down some descent sized holy trees, so my workshop will be doing stuff with pale hardwood in 6 months time.

I would like to say thanks for the empathy but aside from James there was very little to be seen

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm sure I speak for us all when I say we're so relieved you're alive and kicking.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm sure I speak for us all when I say we're so relieved you're alive and kicking."

Hear hear!!!!!!!!!

*round of hearty applause...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover)

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "

Thats easy to recover from, quick swoosh round with the pledge and the hoover and everythings as right as ninepence....

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By *ldguyMan  over a year ago

ongar


"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "

Aren't you dead yet.....

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover)

Aren't you dead yet..... "

Keeping links !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Rest in peace, bud. I'll see you on the other side.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "

I take it back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who? "

Not you

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you "

I’m coughing

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you "

I do have hayfever though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though! "

Cetirizine

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine "

Do they work?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Man up OP

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine "

Do they make you drowsy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they work? "

I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.

But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they make you drowsy? "

Just don't eat custard creams later on a night

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they work?

I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.

But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now "

Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they make you drowsy?

Just don't eat custard creams later on a night "

Haha

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they make you drowsy?

Just don't eat custard creams later on a night "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they work?

I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.

But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now

Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was. "

It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all "

Nah its just evolved into hayfever now

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they work?

I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.

But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now

Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was.

It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out "

That's good news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Who?

Not you

I do have hayfever though!

Cetirizine

Do they work?

I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.

But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now

Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was.

It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out

That's good news "

Took a lot of fecking typing out...I must be fecking bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all "

I still feel rough, but holy trees are hard to come by, so had to get the chainsaw out and go fetch them. Felt fine while working but now the trees are stacked in the drying shed. It's voddy and Lemsip time again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all

I still feel rough, but holy trees are hard to come by, so had to get the chainsaw out and go fetch them. Felt fine while working but now the trees are stacked in the drying shed. It's voddy and Lemsip time again."

Holy trees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them...

Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops.

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By *ldguyMan  over a year ago

ongar


"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them...

Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops. "

I thought you died a long long time ago???

Oh no not me the man that felled a tree...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them...

Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops.

I thought you died a long long time ago???

Oh no not me the man that felled a tree... "

That's so bad it's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them...

Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops. "

Have they been blessed by a priest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them...

Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops.

Have they been blessed by a priest?"

Hey so I missed an L, I am sick ya know... Can't be expected to keep track of autocarrot when ill

These two probably not blessed by anyone, they were just in the way of a building plot

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple  over a year ago

chester


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care. "

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours.

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By *aren1956TV/TS  over a year ago

Fakenham


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Soft Southerner...

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu "

Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying "

I stand corrected

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying

I stand corrected "

I am in pain though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu

Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying

I stand corrected

I am in pain though "

Bloody whinging women with a cold ffs

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Coughing stop people! Thanks for your concern not

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry....."

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours."

I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours.

I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now "

Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours.

I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now

Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !"

Apple pie you say?

Maybe I was a tad hasty

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By *nsure2018Couple  over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

Well if you have man flu you're as good as dead

Cya x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours.

I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now

Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !

Apple pie you say?

Maybe I was a tad hasty "

Lol . Cream ?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? "

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs

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By *ikely ladMan  over a year ago

Hounslow


"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all "
I fell ill at Heathrow airport. And yes it's terminal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank God tomorrow is a new day OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU

We know. We don't care.

We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours.

I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now

Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !

Apple pie you say?

Maybe I was a tad hasty

Lol . Cream ?"

Only if it's chilled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs"

You'll be the only one

(sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Manflu can be such a cruel disease

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs

You'll be the only one

(sorry)"

Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......

*thud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs

You'll be the only one

(sorry)

Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......

*thud"

Gone...and totally forgotten

RIP Stinky

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs

You'll be the only one

(sorry)

Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......

*thud

Gone...and totally forgotten

RIP Stinky "

I'm not dead yet.....

*cue Holy Grail references

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised...

I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense...

Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "

The odds of surviving man flu is 10.000.000 to 1

Get well soon and i wish you luck op.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Has anyone heard from the OP?

I'm starting to worry.....

He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ??

I'm gonna miss that guy.....

*sobs

You'll be the only one

(sorry)

Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......

*thud

Gone...and totally forgotten

RIP Stinky "

This could happen to any man it’s a terrible fate you must be more worried us men may be facing extinction here death rate of 98.9 % very virile too !

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Did you not wear a vest.....

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Did you not wear a vest..... "

Who OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

goodbye

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"goodbye "

Cold there !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards."

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell you're hanging on aren't you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some are born fighters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up "

Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments

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By *ldguyMan  over a year ago

ongar


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up

Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments"

You still here????........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up

Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments

You still here????........ "

Not dead yet, though a bit useless today.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The long goodbye?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up

Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments"

Feck off

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Some are born fighters. "

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget "

I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget

I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches. "

Plus a tab behind the Bar for us Fabbers too!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget

I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches. "

There is now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards.

Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up

Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments

You still here????........

Not dead yet, though a bit useless today."

Are you feeling better now ?

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget

I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

There is now "

Mmmmmmm - and cake?

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget

I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

There is now

Mmmmmmm - and cake?"

Lol you and your cake yes and cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

....never really liked him anyway!

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