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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can easily pass for a 31 year old.

I love a bit of wedding cake I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

Oi! Get in the queue behind me love.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

What a wonderful opportunity to start a friendship... If we had a like button Id like this

I hope you find yourself a lovely young lady to go with you... weddings are lovely happy occassions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only I was closer

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

Oi! Get in the queue behind me love."

I was first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

Oi! Get in the queue behind me love.

I was first! "

Damn you and your quick finger!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Now now ladies no fighting in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

Wow.

Form an orderly queue ladies!

No, no, after you!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm OK with the no sex part OP.

Does that help?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

Oi! Get in the queue behind me love.

I was first!

Damn you and your quick finger!"

You're not the first person to say that

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

Hang on, I've got nowt to do tonight. Can I have a plus one please?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Ah balls.... No 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hang on, I've got nowt to do tonight. Can I have a plus one please?

That’s on that other thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This isnt going well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah balls.... No 4

Yeah, I could wear lycra. I hear it takes years off ya.

I'd struggle with number four though.

Bugger

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Just take a wingman dude no shame in that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So this isn't even a royal wedding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So this isn't even a royal wedding?

Nope. Just a regular working class wedding. Which i actually prefer

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"This isnt going well"

I think it's going splendidly, you have a queue of women offering!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this isn't even a royal wedding?

Nope. Just a regular working class wedding. Which i actually prefer"

With a fight and Grease mega mix?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This isnt going well

I think it's going splendidly, you have a queue of women offering! "

None of which are local though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm OK with the no sex part OP.

Does that help?"

PoC has a penis.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

Oh bugger I'm too old and far away

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

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By *otBunsHunWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"
I love weddings....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita"

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is"

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away... "

you think i actually have a researve list?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

you think i actually have a researve list?"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I could go as your mother to look after you (since sex isn’t guaranteed) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

you think i actually have a researve list?

Youd be right. See you at the wedding. Dress slutty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could go as your mother to look after you (since sex isn’t guaranteed) lol "

I could use some looking after sometimes

PS your age limit sucks ass

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

you think i actually have a researve list?

Youd be right. See you at the wedding. Dress slutty

Now that I can manage

Lace, net or animal print?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

you think i actually have a researve list?

Youd be right. See you at the wedding. Dress slutty

Now that I can manage

Lace, net or animal print?"

Surprise me

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

I love weddings lots of food and dancing.

I'm too old and attached though

Nita

Well youre the closest so far so I'll put you on the reserve list

As long as Cal is ok with it that is

You were actually being serious

If you're really stuck, yes I can see no reason why I couldn't be your +1 if we aren't away...

you think i actually have a researve list?

Youd be right. See you at the wedding. Dress slutty

Now that I can manage

Lace, net or animal print?

Surprise me

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By *ucy83SOWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Wish I was nearer, just bought a lovely new dress that's perfect for a wedding.

Hope you find a lovely person to go with you x

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

I was the + one for a lady to go to someones wedding do.

I knew no one at the wedding and after event she did though.

Had a great time ended up chatting with most of them, had a laugh and a toast up

keep trying you may get lucky

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bugger. I'm too far and too old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has the +1 vacancy been filled? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has the +1 vacancy been filled? X"

Just one on the researves. She might not be available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could wear my royal wedding outfit from tomorrow, but sadly I’m too old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has the +1 vacancy been filled? X

Just one on the researves. She might not be available.

Well if I can help out and I’m not too ugly, let me know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm allergic to weddings ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks

What an offer! I'm sure you'll have the masses queuing up!

Oi! Get in the queue behind me love.

I was first!

Damn you and your quick finger!

You're not the first person to say that

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It might help the ladies help you, if they know when in August you need the pleasure of their company...

Nita

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Darn it. Why am I fat and not single?

Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

I'm all of above and won t mind you farting in night. At least we can talk about football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It might help the ladies help you, if they know when in August you need the pleasure of their company...

Nita"

Descretion is a must until further notice. Cant have the press gatecrashing the wedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it how longs this reserve list?

I’ll join the orderly que might trip a few of these lovely ladies up though to try get to the front

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"It might help the ladies help you, if they know when in August you need the pleasure of their company...

Nita

Descretion is a must until further notice. Cant have the press gatecrashing the wedding"

Very true... can never be too careful.

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By *rongstantineWoman over a year ago

hull

Local-ish, but a year older than you, damn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Local-ish, but a year older than you, damn."

Oh god damn it, no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it how longs this reserve list?

I’ll join the orderly que might trip a few of these lovely ladies up though to try get to the front

I think there is only one on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it how longs this reserve list?

I’ll join the orderly que might trip a few of these lovely ladies up though to try get to the front

I think there is only one on it

Fabulous, if she trips it wasn’t me honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it how longs this reserve list?

I’ll join the orderly que might trip a few of these lovely ladies up though to try get to the front

I think there is only one on it

Fabulous, if she trips it wasn’t me honest

If no one sees its not illegal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

With time and councilling im sure you would get over it

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Am I still in the queue?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll accompany you OP, but I'm hardly an Arnie lookalike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

With time and councilling im sure you would get over it"

Get over what??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

With time and councilling im sure you would get over it

Get over what??"

nevermind

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

With time and councilling im sure you would get over it

Get over what??"

Aren't newlywed couples supposed to jump over the threshold?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah go on then- I will take one for the team

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh damn. Heartbroken it's not me

With time and councilling im sure you would get over it

Get over what??

Aren't newlywed couples supposed to jump over the threshold?

Be safer to jump over a cliff ... Marriage ... Arghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats up with you?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Whats up with you?"

Ive passed my best before date.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats up with you?

Ive passed my best before date."

Don't talk daft Spidey lady, you're an amazing woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats up with you?

Ive passed my best before date."

Thats ok. You still have a use by date

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm OK with the no sex part OP.

Does that help?

PoC has a penis."

I know that, I'm really OK not having sex with him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm OK with the no sex part OP.

Does that help?

PoC has a penis.

I know that, I'm really OK not having sex with him.

Suits me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darn it I,m too old xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on"

Oh, go on then!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on"

I thought we'd agreed this already? Are you blowing me out like an unwanted candle in the sunshine?

I've bought new socks and pants an' evryfin.

Where's that sobbing emoji when you want it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on"

And I offered... but tumble we ed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame in not closer

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

And I offered... but tumble we ed!

Perhaps it's your stutter that put him off......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You need to get out in Doncaster with one of those sandwich board thing's on stating your tick list,do it this weekend see how it goes.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

I thought we'd agreed this already? Are you blowing me out like an unwanted candle in the sunshine?

I've bought new socks and pants an' evryfin.

Where's that sobbing emoji when you want it.

your loss means I’m up there in the short list, matey-boo - I’m gonna get 2 loads of cake, methinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

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By *rFunBoyMan over a year ago

Longridge

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

Booze droop and not ugly.. Sounds like a fun night..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!"

Want to do it again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s like the film ‘the wedding date’ except you’re not paying for the lady to accompany you.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Bookmarking this, I dunno why but I'm rooting for him, I really hope he finds someone rigidity and tells us all how it went lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bookmarking this, I dunno why but I'm rooting for him, I really hope he finds someone rigidity and tells us all how it went lol

Thanks man

I'll keep you posted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

Want to do it again?

I'm game if you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha I'm due in Doncaster soon but I don't fit the non ugly bill.

I even have dresses and nice shoes.

Good luck.

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By *ilk_TreMan over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

Want to do it again?

I'm game if you are

(gets out popcorn)

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

"This isnt going well"

Prefect when shall I pick you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

Want to do it again?

I'm game if you are

I'll send you the details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a shame that I’m ugly and on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

And I offered... but tumble we ed!

Perhaps it's your stutter that put him off......

You try typing that word- it's obviously on the banned list!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

With wedding cake on offer how could anyone refuse? If only you had a plus 2 we would drive up to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With wedding cake on offer how could anyone refuse? If only you had a plus 2 we would drive up to you

That stuff is supposed to be a contraceptive isn't it?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"With wedding cake on offer how could anyone refuse? If only you had a plus 2 we would drive up to you

That stuff is supposed to be a contraceptive isn't it?"

Tie up, cover in cream and lick off slowly

Oops wrong thread

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

And I offered... but tumble we ed!

Perhaps it's your stutter that put him off......

You try typing that word- it's obviously on the banned list!

Tumble.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Just in case anyone was wondering. This offer is still on

And I offered... but tumble we ed!

Perhaps it's your stutter that put him off......

You try typing that word- it's obviously on the banned list!

Tumble."

Well I'm blessed......

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

Want to do it again?

I'm game if you are

I'll send you the details

My offer is still on if needed, depending on the date. Not quite sure how you'd explain bringing a married woman as your date though

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are right up my street, hot body and I love cake... But Doncaster... Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've done this before.

Turned up to a family wedding with a guy off of a similar site to this. We had been chatting for a bit, but met for the first time at the hotel on the day of the wedding. We had a great time!

Want to do it again?

I'm game if you are

I'll send you the details

My offer is still on if needed, depending on the date. Not quite sure how you'd explain bringing a married woman as your date though

Nita"

Are you serious? That would make me a fucking legend!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

So, hows this going, any joy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

Damn in if I was closer and younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star"

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star"

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered "

I really don't see how you could refuse.......

I can just see the introductions; "and this is my friend, Sting er, uhm, ooooooh......"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered

I really don't see how you could refuse.......

I can just see the introductions; "and this is my friend, Sting er, uhm, ooooooh......"

For the sake of the wedding, your name is Derek

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered

I really don't see how you could refuse.......

I can just see the introductions; "and this is my friend, Sting er, uhm, ooooooh......"

For the sake of the wedding, your name is Derek "

Derek Keycock is a lot to get your tongue around.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered

I really don't see how you could refuse.......

I can just see the introductions; "and this is my friend, Sting er, uhm, ooooooh......"

For the sake of the wedding, your name is Derek

Derek Keycock is a lot to get your tongue around.....

We'll discuss the last name another time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend is getting married in August and I begged him to give me a +1 for the event in the hopes that I found someone to take before then

In the end he gave it me but now I only have a couple of months and I'm still a lonely singleton.

So, would anyone like to be my plus 1?

Few things

1. I've booked the Junior Suite, all bought and paid for

2. Looking for somebody around my age

3. Somebody fairly local to me as well since we will no doubt start dating afterwards

4. Must be none ugly

5. No vegans

6. I tend to get the 'booze droop' when I've had a drink, so sex isn't a guarantee

Thanks"

that quite literally made me 'lol' you cutey!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So, hows this going, any joy?

Excellent. One half of CalandNita have agreed to be a back up if I can't get anyone. Not too sure which half but they're both attractive so I don't mind.

And xXMissSophieXx has also agreed to go with me because she's an absolute star

Oi!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find I offered some way back up there.

*Points ^^^^^^^^^^

I apologise. The man with the smelly cock also offered

I really don't see how you could refuse.......

I can just see the introductions; "and this is my friend, Sting er, uhm, ooooooh......"

For the sake of the wedding, your name is Derek

Derek Keycock is a lot to get your tongue around.....

We'll discuss the last name another time

Okeedokee.

Hope I make the cut, it sounds like fun.