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over a year ago
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"I had my first ever first date nightmare last night. So cheer me up. What are your dating horror stories? Or a social that went badly wrong? 
I'd rather hear about yours!"
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"I had my first ever first date nightmare last night. So cheer me up. What are your dating horror stories? Or a social that went badly wrong? "
Define "badly wrong" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my first ever first date nightmare last night. So cheer me up. What are your dating horror stories? Or a social that went badly wrong?
I'd rather hear about yours!
Me too "
Yeah you first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a lady that said she was 45 but honestly looked 65.
I asked her why she didn’t put her real age on her profile and she told me she didn’t like them men she was matched with. So she changed her age to 45 to get better matches.
Op you were on fire with dates , a bump in the road was bound to happen... keep your head up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?"
I hate when that happens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Op you were on fire with dates , a bump in the road was bound to happen... keep your head up."
Haha  It's actually quite a relief it didn't work out. One less to worry about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not 
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one" |
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one" "
Where were you, the deep South of the US? |
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one"
Where were you, the deep South of the US?"
The deep south of the new forest. Apparently they've got themselves a real problem down there haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one" "
You do know this isnt a 'dating' site right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one"
You do know this isnt a 'dating' site right?"
I didn't meet her off here. I just thought it'd be amusing to hear others stories. And also about socials that go wrong. I've got a good one on that front. But will leave that as my ace card for later  |
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one"
Where were you, the deep South of the US?
The deep south of the new forest. Apparently they've got themselves a real problem down there haha "
Blimey!
Was her white hood in the wash? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had my first ever first date nightmare last night. So cheer me up. What are your dating horror stories? Or a social that went badly wrong?
Sorry op i don't have any.  "
Believe me _eeside you're best off not having had that one. It was worse than frigging chinese water torture |
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"I met a lady that said she was 45 but honestly looked 65.
I asked her why she didn’t put her real age on her profile and she told me she didn’t like them men she was matched with. So she changed her age to 45 to get better matches.
Op you were on fire with dates , a bump in the road was bound to happen... keep your head up."
You fucked her anyway didn’t you? Lol |
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The one that springs to mind for me is .....
We had chatted for a while PoF, moved to phone call chatting and as was well.
Arranged to meet up at 6 at a bar in town, I got there about ten minutes early and she was with a lad and a lass.
I thought ok, I can do this.
She was already hammered and the guy was an arrogant pretentious cock womble.
I left after about 15-20 minutes tops, later turns out the lad wasn't with the other lass (like I had thought) and she had arranged two dates at the same time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When things go wrong for me I tend to chalk it up to experience, laugh about it with very close chums and avoid blurting in public - ooooh, I’m a dull old bird. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I had my first ever first date nightmare last night. So cheer me up. What are your dating horror stories? Or a social that went badly wrong?
Sorry op i don't have any.
Believe me _eeside you're best off not having had that one. It was worse than frigging chinese water torture "
I don't no wot that's like eather. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
I had been chatting with a man a couple of weeks, we had cammed (fully clothed face to face) on here, all looked fine and normal.
We aranged to meet at a nice little pub where the seating was lovely leather sofas in little kind of "booths".
I arrived early, got myself a drink and found a booth and sat to wait for him.
In he came.... I was a little shocked.... he went to the bar where the barman proceeded to reach over the bar to serve him a pint, which he had to take with two hands. He smiled at me and came over, put his pint on the table and then climbed up onto the sofa, turning round on his knees to sit with his feet hanging off the edge......
He was about 3ft6 tall! I had no idea from camming!
He hadn't mentioned anything.
It was all very awkward and I was just a bit gobsmacked!
We did spend the evening chatting but I had to be honest with him and say nothing was going to come (no pun intended) of meeting... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a lady that said she was 45 but honestly looked 65.
I asked her why she didn’t put her real age on her profile and she told me she didn’t like them men she was matched with. So she changed her age to 45 to get better matches.
Op you were on fire with dates , a bump in the road was bound to happen... keep your head up.
You fucked her anyway didn’t you? Lol"
No , the conversation went no where... she did not have sex appeal to me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Looking back. What I found most bizarre about it was her modus operandi for dating.
Light hearted jokes about the differences between cultures? Maybe. Disturbing undercurrents of racism? No!
Discussion about each other's areas of business expertise? Why not. Asserting that you know more about the other's area of expertise and rubbishing it, despite knowing nothing about it? Hmm.
Laughing about the silly things each other's kids get up to? Of course. Accusing your date of being a bad parent? Wow! Just wow. There's a theme developing here isn't there.
Interesting debates about each other's different views? Probably unwise for a first date but what the heck. High horse criticism of your dates views? Just no. Really?
Which manual did this woman get her dating advice from?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?"
Jesus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus "
That does happen ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was that one of your 5? Was it 5 women you had that wanted to go on a date....or 10, sorry I can't remember  "
Tut tut Lady Lick. Surely that information should be securely stored in your vital memory banks She was one of the 10. Off to another tonight whilst trying to bat another off who I haven't yet got round to having "the talk" with. Jeez I'm a sucker for punishment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen ! "
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Completely forgot until this thread made me think about it. First meet in a pub and her ex turned out to be chef there. Long story short they got back together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen ! "
Does it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add "
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking back. What I found most bizarre about it was her modus operandi for dating.
Light hearted jokes about the differences between cultures? Maybe. Disturbing undercurrents of racism? No!
Discussion about each other's areas of business expertise? Why not. Asserting that you know more about the other's area of expertise and rubbishing it, despite knowing nothing about it? Hmm.
Laughing about the silly things each other's kids get up to? Of course. Accusing your date of being a bad parent? Wow! Just wow. There's a theme developing here isn't there.
Interesting debates about each other's different views? Probably unwise for a first date but what the heck. High horse criticism of your dates views? Just no. Really?
Which manual did this woman get her dating advice from?!? "
Jims mums |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again "
You must have met Peter, John's cousin then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again "
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it? "
Seriously?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it? "
Are you straight, are they all meets with females ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it? "
Classy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it?
Are you straight, are they all meets with females ??? "
That was a couple. One of my first meets off Fab a few years back. Gave me a good sense of what I was in for |
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Arranged a meet from Fab - the obligatory social. Pics were good, banter was good..
got to the pub, no one remotely like the pictures around just an old guy at the bar.
After ten minutes he came over and told me he was very sorry but that he’d used his grandsons pictures to meet me and would I still like a drink.
Back door boogie swiftly followed with a taxi for one.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?
Jesus
That does happen !
I can personally vouch for that Not my tampon I should hasten to add
I've experienced the age and married fibbers! And the 'strong repeaters' that cum from a bj but can't get it up again
Ahh but have you experienced the social where you turn up suited and booted and sporting a bottle of wine only to find they're slouched around in onesies, their kids are there playing at their feet, and the hamster gets lost round the back of the sofa so you all have to squash in there to try and grab it?
Are you straight, are they all meets with females ???
That was a couple. One of my first meets off Fab a few years back. Gave me a good sense of what I was in for "
I'm considering just meeting men |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna take guesses...
She brought her kids along?
Her teeth were green?
She got rat arsed and puked over you?
She was wearing a dress and no knickers and her tampon fell out?"
and you slipped on it and knocked yourself out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Arranged a meet from Fab - the obligatory social. Pics were good, banter was good..
got to the pub, no one remotely like the pictures around just an old guy at the bar.
After ten minutes he came over and told me he was very sorry but that he’d used his grandsons pictures to meet me and would I still like a drink.
Back door boogie swiftly followed with a taxi for one.. "
Hahahahahahaha what on earth ! Asking his grandson to pose in order to buy drink to women !! |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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I had a social where the gent was very keen to meet at a pub for a meal. We ordered food and chatted happily. I was leaning back relaxing whilst talking. Once the food came and I sat forward at the table I could smell his breath.
Yuk yuk yuk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a social where the gent was very keen to meet at a pub for a meal. We ordered food and chatted happily. I was leaning back relaxing whilst talking. Once the food came and I sat forward at the table I could smell his breath.
Yuk yuk yuk"
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"I met a lady that said she was 45 but honestly looked 65.
I asked her why she didn’t put her real age on her profile and she told me she didn’t like them men she was matched with. So she changed her age to 45 to get better matches.
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Haha, you have to admire her gall!! POF is full of 30 yr olds with 55 year old profiles so they can message mature women lol! |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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I chatted to a French guy on another site and he kept telling me how he was going to slip his hand under my skirt when we finally met and whisper sweet nothings in French to me yadda yadda yadda... his face photo looked ok, though it was cropped at the top. Should have taken that as a red flag.
We met at a Costa in Croydon. He asked if it was ok to turn up in sporty clothes as he was running home afterwards. Ok I thought- I wouldn’t choose sportgear for a social, but that’s me, and I’m sporty, I can understand... so he arrives in the most turn off pair of grey sweats... the photo was cropped at the top of the head for a reason- don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with receding hair or baldness as long as I know about it- and the talk was as bland as the inside of a stale baguette. There I was, in mylacy holdups, damn stilettos with which I had to cross Purley Way.. we kept the agony of small talk for about 45 minutes until we went our separate ways. Not a horror story, I have some of those- but it was probably the blandest, most uninteresting social meet I’ve ever had and I have had a good few meets! And we got on so well online... never heard back!
One day I will tell you the one where I felt I was being interviewed as a mistress... and no, not a mistress of the sub/dom scenario!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ahhh 9 down only 1 left and I think I'll give dating a rest for a bit. Who knows? Maybe a lovely woman on here will jump on me. You can but live in hope
Yeah right. Singles sexless desert here I come |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahhh 9 down only 1 left and I think I'll give dating a rest for a bit. Who knows? Maybe a lovely woman on here will jump on me. You can but live in hope
Yeah right. Singles sexless desert here I come "
Ay up! Spoke too soon. Obviously the night is young Time to head out for another haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhh 9 down only 1 left and I think I'll give dating a rest for a bit. Who knows? Maybe a lovely woman on here will jump on me. You can but live in hope
Yeah right. Singles sexless desert here I come
Ay up! Spoke too soon. Obviously the night is young Time to head out for another haha "
How was your night out?
So if you’re dating and on here would you come off here if one of your dates worked out? Just nosey |
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I got setup with a friend of a work mates fiancee.
It was just going to be a quick coffee at hers on my way home from work to break the ice then meeting for a drink on Friday.
Now I'm not posh or a snob but the address turned out to be in a street where the association put lots of druggies, there's cctv on the lamp posts and often the CID sitting at the top of the road.
Everyone deserves a chance though right?
So I roll into the street, still in my RAF uniform on my way home from work and kids start surrounding the car as I pull up.
I battle my way through the crowd of "nice car mate" kids and knock on the door.
This fairly pretty looking girl opens up, and invites me in.
"Do you want coffee?"
"Yes please"
"I'll go get the kettle from next door"
She goes across the path and knocks on the neighbors door....
I walk outside to tell a kid to get off my car.
At this point the pretty girl turns to smile and I see her teeth for the fist time, a few are rotten, some missing, I then spot marks on her arms from needles.
"Shit, I've just remembered I'm supposed to be collecting my daughter today, oh shit, sorry" I say.
"Ok cool, the social worker is bringing mine to see me at the weekend too" she says.
"Really sorry, I'll em....."
Into the car, gone.
My work colleague got his ass kicked big time.
I hope the girl got her life together, to this day I feel sorry for her. But that's a world I didn't need to get myself into!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well let's just say alarm bells started ringing when she said right near the beginning (as you do on a first date) that she was brought up to fear black people. To which I obviously asserted "but you're over that now right?". Apparently not
It went steadily downhill from there. By the end I literally *could not stand her* It's really rare that I'm that allergic to someone... and we seemed to be getting on so well online. But yeah... not "the one" "
That allergic to someone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhh 9 down only 1 left and I think I'll give dating a rest for a bit. Who knows? Maybe a lovely woman on here will jump on me. You can but live in hope
Yeah right. Singles sexless desert here I come
Ay up! Spoke too soon. Obviously the night is young Time to head out for another haha
How was your night out?
So if you’re dating and on here would you come off here if one of your dates worked out? Just nosey "
It was lovely and unexpected. A somewhat well behaved meeting of minds suddenly descended into lots of kisses Hopefully she's coming over later for a bit of
If I met someone either through dating or on here and I felt like I was ready to take things seriously I'd come off here in a heartbeat. This is just something I'm doing whilst I'm available (ladies take note haha ). It doesn't define me in the slightest. Obviously, if she was a randy sod and wanted to have a kinky sex life together that included swinging I'd stay, but as a couple with her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ay up! Spoke too soon. Obviously the night is young Time to head out for another haha
How was your night out?
It was lovely and unexpected. A somewhat well behaved meeting of minds suddenly descended into lots of kisses Hopefully she's coming over later for a bit of "
Hmm  Turns out lovely kissing woman has a crazy ex stalking her who's threatening violence Then, in a plot twist only a soap opera could have contrived, it turns out that she's not really over Mr Charming Violent Psychopath man yet
My life is fast turning into a walking cliché isn't it |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ay up! Spoke too soon. Obviously the night is young Time to head out for another haha
How was your night out?
It was lovely and unexpected. A somewhat well behaved meeting of minds suddenly descended into lots of kisses Hopefully she's coming over later for a bit of
Hmm Turns out lovely kissing woman has a crazy ex stalking her who's threatening violence Then, in a plot twist only a soap opera could have contrived, it turns out that she's not really over Mr Charming Violent Psychopath man yet
My life is fast turning into a walking cliché isn't it "
You soon yet use to the emotionally unavailable people you will soon be able to spot them in a 10 min conversation.
Its all part of the path we walk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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D*unk women! I once arrived to a meet with a girl who literally couldn’t remember inviting me around. She was hammered. Being polite I went inside for a drink. By the time she came back from the kitchen she had spilled a whole coffee on the floor. I made my excuses....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another lovely night fucking with one of my dates. In the middle of it all she blurts out that she wouldn't mind having a cock in her mouth at the same time Vanilla suddenly turned rather... not vanilla |
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"I chatted to a French guy on another site and he kept telling me how he was going to slip his hand under my skirt when we finally met and whisper sweet nothings in French to me yadda yadda yadda... his face photo looked ok, though it was cropped at the top. Should have taken that as a red flag.
We met at a Costa in Croydon. He asked if it was ok to turn up in sporty clothes as he was running home afterwards. Ok I thought- I wouldn’t choose sportgear for a social, but that’s me, and I’m sporty, I can understand... so he arrives in the most turn off pair of grey sweats... the photo was cropped at the top of the head for a reason- don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with receding hair or baldness as long as I know about it- and the talk was as bland as the inside of a stale baguette. There I was, in mylacy holdups, damn stilettos with which I had to cross Purley Way.. we kept the agony of small talk for about 45 minutes until we went our separate ways. Not a horror story, I have some of those- but it was probably the blandest, most uninteresting social meet I’ve ever had and I have had a good few meets! And we got on so well online... never heard back!
One day I will tell you the one where I felt I was being interviewed as a mistress... and no, not a mistress of the sub/dom scenario! "
This Frenchman, he didnt by chance turn up with a Bueno did he? |
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