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I've had enough!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeay.

Another covert to the benefits of caves peace tranquillity and leaving the rest of the world to...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make a bow drill and use it to start a fire, though if you've got matches that's probably easier.

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By *ldguyMan over a year ago

ongar

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Well I'll be glad when I've had enough..

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By *ldguyMan over a year ago

ongar

I can make a mean Omelette....

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’m very good foot massage and raki

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can cook and sew if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a good cuppa xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can arrange the peaceful mindfulness activities... and the all female (with no men allowed) orgies. With books and glass dildos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make posters

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can sew and bake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeay.

Another covert to the benefits of caves peace tranquillity and leaving the rest of the world to...

Oh....I was gonna build a lot of yurts

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I could bring my chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make a bow drill and use it to start a fire, though if you've got matches that's probably easier.

Yeah I plan on coming prepared

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make a mean Omelette....

I like nice ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m very good foot massage and raki"

Queen Rubi needs her royal feet tended to often.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Suck like a Dyson

You’re in, we’re going to need a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My group made the best shelter on a bush craft course

I also got taught how to make a fire using flint so we could stay dry and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cook and sew if that helps"

Cooking and sewing

I think it should be a minimal clothing tribe. Can you sew cock socks?

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By *tripper9Man over a year ago

Blackburn

"I can make a mean Omelette....

I like nice ones

I like nice ones too - oh and eggs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a good cuppa xx"

We ALWAYS need a good cuppa!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

I have a vast collection of Japanese weapons, so I'm good for security or assassination of your enemies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can arrange the peaceful mindfulness activities... and the all female (with no men allowed) orgies. With books and glass dildos.

Perfect! Can we combine the two?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck like a Dyson

You’re in, we’re going to need a cleaner

Just what I was thinking

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Will queen Rubi be in need of a throne?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suck like a Dyson

Are you bagless?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

My skill is I’m not a complete twat all the time.

I suggest you bring me in at those times and then deport me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make posters "

Can you design a flag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can arrange the peaceful mindfulness activities... and the all female (with no men allowed) orgies. With books and glass dildos.

Perfect! Can we combine the two? "

We could introduce colouring into the orgy, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think ill stay here and enjoy the peace and quiet now you lot have buggered off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can sew and bake

Well it wouldn't be right if we didn't have cake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make a correction to you thread title

“I can’t have enough cock”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could bring my chainsaw"

Can you bring 3 and juggle them? I like a bit of danger in my entertainment

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I can make and repair things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can swing through the trees making Tarzan like sounds and Shaz can change her name to Jane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing? "

Can we drag Hatter along too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make posters

Can you design a flag? "

Yes! Then I'm useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Breathe through my ears

Good. I like a freak show.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck like a Dyson

Are you bagless? "

Sure am. Fill me up and empty me as you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My group made the best shelter on a bush craft course

I also got taught how to make a fire using flint so we could stay dry and warm "

You're in! You can be the architect, we'll get you some fit workies to do the building, you can be in charge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

You might need my help too due to increased demand and sex-crazed women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My group made the best shelter on a bush craft course

I also got taught how to make a fire using flint so we could stay dry and warm

You're in! You can be the architect, we'll get you some fit workies to do the building, you can be in charge

Can I hand pic the workers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I have a vast collection of Japanese weapons, so I'm good for security or assassination of your enemies. "

Oh! I haven't considered laws yet! Until further notice the order "off with their head" is only legal if given by me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breathe through my ears

Good. I like a freak show. "

Got to look elsewhere for the freaks though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will queen Rubi be in need of a throne?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will queen Rubi be in need of a throne?

Of course! "

Throne made of cocks

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I have a vast collection of Japanese weapons, so I'm good for security or assassination of your enemies.

Oh! I haven't considered laws yet! Until further notice the order "off with their head" is only legal if given by me

I'm good with that, happy to be at your command m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My skill is I’m not a complete twat all the time.

I suggest you bring me in at those times and then deport me

I'll get a cage of ridicule where we will put you at twattish times and people will prod you and laugh.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

You might need my help too due to increased demand and sex-crazed women

True, there’s going to be a lot of work in training and assessment. That’s without all the resits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can arrange the peaceful mindfulness activities... and the all female (with no men allowed) orgies. With books and glass dildos.

Perfect! Can we combine the two?

We could introduce colouring into the orgy, yes. "

Body paint!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

I make a nice swiss roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing? "

No it will be a fully thriving country in it's own right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly pop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Jack of all trades- can turn my hand to almost anything you care to need x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I have a vast collection of Japanese weapons, so I'm good for security or assassination of your enemies.

Oh! I haven't considered laws yet! Until further notice the order "off with their head" is only legal if given by me

I'll do the beheading! Though i faint at the sight of blood

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Jack of all trades- can turn my hand to almost anything you care to need x"

Excellent, turning your hand must make wanking much easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think ill stay here and enjoy the peace and quiet now you lot have buggered off

I'll send Sting to steal you. We will convert you to the ways of Rubiland with good food and handsome men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make and repair things."

Perfect

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I have a vast collection of Japanese weapons, so I'm good for security or assassination of your enemies.

Oh! I haven't considered laws yet! Until further notice the order "off with their head" is only legal if given by me

I'll do the beheading! Though i faint at the sight of blood

It's OK, I've got it covered.

I've no problem with wet work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can swing through the trees making Tarzan like sounds and Shaz can change her name to Jane

Yes! We need entertained. I might laugh if you fall. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too? "

I don't think we would need to drag him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make posters

Can you design a flag?

Yes! Then I'm useless "

Oh I know a few things you're good at

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

We won't go hungry Rubi xx

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By *nicorn and TigerCouple over a year ago

South East London

I’m pretty good at quoting random film & TV lines!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have Cat D on my licence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Jack of all trades- can turn my hand to almost anything you care to need x

Excellent, turning your hand must make wanking much easier

I can wank with either- although rarely need both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

The ladies are fine. The guys need tested. I look forward to your report.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife.. "

That’s not a big knife, this is a big knife.

I’ll bring the old film quotes with me

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

The ladies are fine. The guys need tested. I look forward to your report. "

I think I’ll delegate that to my deputy, BananaMan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

That’s not a big knife, this is a big knife.

I’ll bring the old film quotes with me

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By *nicorn and TigerCouple over a year ago

South East London

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

That’s not a big knife, this is a big knife.

I’ll bring the old film quotes with me

Too late, I’ve already claimed that job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My group made the best shelter on a bush craft course

I also got taught how to make a fire using flint so we could stay dry and warm

You're in! You can be the architect, we'll get you some fit workies to do the building, you can be in charge

Can I hand pic the workers?

Of course! I'll arrange a line up for you to pick from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a nice swiss roll. "

And ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly pop

Can we dip you in chocolate and change the flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like the film the beach ."

Leonardo can come

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Jack of all trades- can turn my hand to almost anything you care to need x"

Perfect you're definitely in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

We won't go hungry Rubi xx "

I'm a veggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m pretty good at quoting random film & TV lines!"

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have Cat D on my licence

Erm.....I don't know what that means.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Means I can drive the bus

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

We won't go hungry Rubi xx

I'm a veggie

No problem, I can forage for wild plants too x

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

"Like the film the beach .

Leonardo can come

If you close both ya eyes I look like him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Means I can drive the bus

Oh! Daytrips!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring my crossbow, rifle & big knife..

We won't go hungry Rubi xx

I'm a veggie

No problem, I can forage for wild plants too x"

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like the film the beach .

Leonardo can come

If you close both ya eyes I look like him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I come from a family of that hers (roof not cider)

May be useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I come from a family of that hers (roof not cider)

May be useful"

We need roofs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can concoct and cook/BBQ anything the community needs.

My movie trivia is limitless so can make pub quizzes for games night

Other than that I'll be at your beck and call to give you oral pleasure whenever you want

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By *nglishdoodMan over a year ago

Morristown

I can program a VCR!

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

I can be the village idiot/ clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll also bring a slush puppy machine......blue I believe it is???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can concoct and cook/BBQ anything the community needs.

My movie trivia is limitless so can make pub quizzes for games night

Other than that I'll be at your beck and call to give you oral pleasure whenever you want "

I love a quiz!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can program a VCR!

Oh........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can be the village idiot/ clown "

Yes! Get some REALLY big shoes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll also bring a slush puppy machine......blue I believe it is???"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

What do you need done? I've an extensive range of skills, skills I've learned over a long career

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

What do you need done? I've an extensive range of skills, skills I've learned over a long career"

Oh I need a strong man to lift me above his head dirty dancing style.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle"

I knew you'd come!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will fettle a hairpiece from soiled straw and become roubielands resident Donald Trump. That way all ridicule can be sent in my direction and everybody else will appear normal.

I am also volunteering to lick any exotic peaches that may require it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

What do you need done? I've an extensive range of skills, skills I've learned over a long career

Oh I need a strong man to lift me above his head dirty dancing style. "

Done. Just let me warm up

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

"I make a nice swiss roll.

And ice cream? "

Do you? I scream too when I'm treated right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will fettle a hairpiece from soiled straw and become roubielands resident Donald Trump. That way all ridicule can be sent in my direction and everybody else will appear normal.

I am also volunteering to lick any exotic peaches that may require it. "

Furry bums are on you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a nice swiss roll.

And ice cream?

Do you? I scream too when I'm treated right!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle

I knew you'd come!

I'll be honest, I'm not very good a juggling, can I still come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle"

Hatter I'm on tea duty young man xx

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

"I can be the village idiot/ clown

Yes! Get some REALLY big shoes! "

I have some already just need some rosy cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle

I knew you'd come!

I'll be honest, I'm not very good a juggling, can I still come? "

Sure. You can be our pet. Hair stroking is therapeutic.

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By *l777Man over a year ago

shropshire

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Carpentry skills I can build a cosy log cabin for our new leader and hope to get an invite inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Carpentry skills I can build a cosy log cabin for our new leader and hope to get an invite inside "

You're in! Can you build a big comfy bed too?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm pretty nifty with a gun

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

I can make you laugh till you wet your knickers...ps im a head chef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a builder and fisherman . If there's fishing I'm in.Im also a ecologically minded tree hugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this is like Hatter and Frisky's hippy commune? Or is this gonna be an Independant State of Rubi kind of thing?

Can we drag Hatter along too?

I don't think we would need to drag him

I'll need a hammock.

I can make tea and... Juggle

I knew you'd come!

I'll be honest, I'm not very good a juggling, can I still come?

Sure. You can be our pet. Hair stroking is therapeutic. "

I am happy with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make you laugh till you wet your knickers...ps im a head chef"

Can you work a tumble dryer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a builder and fisherman . If there's fishing I'm in.Im also a ecologically minded tree hugger.

Multi skilled! Perfect

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By *l777Man over a year ago

shropshire

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Carpentry skills I can build a cosy log cabin for our new leader and hope to get an invite inside

You're in! Can you build a big comfy bed too?

Yes I can but we'd have to test that it was strong enough once build I'm a stickler for health and safety

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)"

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

How are you planning on taking them out?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

How are you planning on taking them out?

One between the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Carpentry skills I can build a cosy log cabin for our new leader and hope to get an invite inside

You're in! Can you build a big comfy bed too?

Yes I can but we'd have to test that it was strong enough once build I'm a stickler for health and safety

Pillow fight!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

I knew I could count on you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

I knew I could count on you

Fire up the bbq.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

How are you planning on taking them out?

One between the eyes

Not a throat punch......?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm pretty nifty with a gun

You're in! (I'm not gonna ask how you know this)

Imma lie in the long grass beside the beach and take out any unwanted folk. I've already spotted one victim.

Also I will bring back meat for supper...not human remains might I add

How are you planning on taking them out?

One between the eyes

Not a throat punch......?"

Some are deserving of the TP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this naked and sex-crazed state there will be several women who to be trained and assessed on their sexual skills.

That’s my job

You might need my help too due to increased demand and sex-crazed women

True, there’s going to be a lot of work in training and assessment. That’s without all the resits

I know.. right.. bloody resits!

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By *l777Man over a year ago

shropshire

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Carpentry skills I can build a cosy log cabin for our new leader and hope to get an invite inside

You're in! Can you build a big comfy bed too?

Yes I can but we'd have to test that it was strong enough once build I'm a stickler for health and safety

Pillow fight!!!"

Not quite what I was thinking . But I could go for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

I work in the quinternary sector. How developed is your economy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make amazing cakes and give good cuddles

Can I join you?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make amazing cakes and give good cuddles

Can I join you?

Mrs x"

What are you Blow Jobs like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make amazing cakes and give good cuddles

Can I join you?

Mrs x

What are you Blow Jobs like?

You can't remember

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By *edgehogMan over a year ago

Swansea

I give a good massage and can help with any injuries people may pick up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I work in the quinternary sector. How developed is your economy?

The RubiDubiDollar is doing just fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeay.

Another covert to the benefits of caves peace tranquillity and leaving the rest of the world to...

Oh....I was gonna build a lot of yurts"

Nothing wrong with camping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make amazing cakes and give good cuddles

Can I join you?

Mrs x"

Yes! You'll be perfect for our "national cuddle day"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I give a good massage and can help with any injuries people may pick up."

How good are you with discretion? There may be some sex injuries!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Na sorry. I will just wait until you are all settled down one night I will invade claiming the land as my own and re name it grumpyslvania , you shall all serve me well and I will have a different woman every night.

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard."

Forewarned is forearmed. Your plan is thwarted.

Now where is Honey and her gun......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck like a Dyson

Every 5 minutes with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Am 6 degrees away from someone influatial enough to give you your own community.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Am 6 degrees away from someone influatial enough to give you your own community.

I'm doing it with people power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can fix anything with gaffer tape.

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can fix anything with gaffer tape.

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.""

Do you have a van and some cable ties?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard.

Forewarned is forearmed. Your plan is thwarted.

Now where is Honey and her gun......"

Right here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can swing through the trees making Tarzan like sounds and Shaz can change her name to Jane

A swinger huh?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a 1983 custom GMC van in black and grey with a red strip and grey leather interior. Why need cable ties when gaffer tape fixes everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can fix anything with gaffer tape.

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.""

Are you the real Agent Macgyver??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can fix anything with gaffer tape.

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills."

Are you the real Agent Macgyver??

Shit my mullet gave it away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard.

Forewarned is forearmed. Your plan is thwarted.

Now where is Honey and her gun......

Right here

Right between the eyes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a 1983 custom GMC van in black and grey with a red strip and grey leather interior. Why need cable ties when gaffer tape fixes everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make candles from my ear wax

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard.

Forewarned is forearmed. Your plan is thwarted.

Now where is Honey and her gun......

Right here

Right between the eyes please! "

Did I mention that I am best mate's with Ryan Reynolds and I will be bringing him along?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all? "

Oh god no! When I'm tired of this civilisation, then it's time to push up daisies

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

I've got survival training! I can hunt and forage for food, and cook it. I can do this shirtless if required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got survival training! I can hunt and forage for food, and cook it. I can do this shirtless if required

I'll fashion you a shirt using gaffer tape so you won't get a chill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got survival training! I can hunt and forage for food, and cook it. I can do this shirtless if required

I'll fashion you a shirt using gaffer tape so you won't get a chill."

And if you get hot, I will help rip it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The RubiDubiDollar is doing just fine

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can make candles from my ear wax"

How many?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got survival training! I can hunt and forage for food, and cook it. I can do this shirtless if required

I'll fashion you a shirt using gaffer tape so you won't get a chill.

And if you get hot, I will help rip it off

See a wax as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

I shall be a fair but firm ruler all men but I will be Enoch's but me.

Kneel before the all powerful grumpy bastard.

Forewarned is forearmed. Your plan is thwarted.

Now where is Honey and her gun......

Right here

Right between the eyes please!

Did I mention that I am best mate's with Ryan Reynolds and I will be bringing him along?"

He can live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of this civilization! I'm away to claim myself some land and declare it Rubiland.

Everyone is welcome in my new community but you need to bring some useful skills in order for us to thrive. What will you do for us all?

Oh god no! When I'm tired of this civilisation, then it's time to push up daisies "

Ok but it's gonna be fun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got survival training! I can hunt and forage for food, and cook it. I can do this shirtless if required

Yes! No shirts is law

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make candles from my ear wax

How many?

Lots- I have enough ear wax to light St Paul’s for a week

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By *ldguyMan over a year ago

ongar

"I can make a mean Omelette....

I like nice ones

I always make nice ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m very good at organising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll play guitar and rock out with cock out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubby is a builder

We both hunt

I'm a chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m very good at organising

Good! I can be a bit haphazard. You're second in command!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll play guitar and rock out with cock out.

If you use it as a plectrum you get extra kudos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hubby is a builder

We both hunt

I'm a chef "

Perfect skills!

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

I'm a welder, I cook, I also make things and fix things

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