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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who “powerwalk” in front of you as you’re driving out of Supermarket carparks.
They turn around and see you but they just walk quicker. As if in a race with the car.
Don’t walk quicker. Use the chuffing footpath and get out of my fecking way before my 6 pack of Milk Lollies melt and my 2 kids have a hissy fit.
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
How often do you do it then?
Only when I think abt you. "
I thought so, I have that effect on men....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
Can’t believe I missed your demonstration of that on cam the other day Q  "
I'll do a private show just for you ! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
Can’t believe I missed your demonstration of that on cam the other day Q
I'll do a private show just for you ! "
What about moi? A private show? Or are you all booked up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
Can’t believe I missed your demonstration of that on cam the other day Q
I'll do a private show just for you !
What about moi? A private show? Or are you all booked up? "
Show me your tits first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
Can’t believe I missed your demonstration of that on cam the other day Q
I'll do a private show just for you !
What about moi? A private show? Or are you all booked up?
Show me your tits first "
Sorry forgot to add the *please* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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women ask does this train go to Manchester when the platform only one of 2 platforms
platform 2 goes to Sheffield and 2 local terminus
and platform she was same as me all go to Manchester felt like saying no it's going to king cross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pick their nose and eat it in full view of everyone. "
German Coach Joachim Low on live tv. Probably grosses the other manager on the touch line so he cant think straight.... ah ha Germany's secret weapon |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"A guy fucking a watermelon it is strange but for some reason the sound is quite therapeutic
Can’t believe I missed your demonstration of that on cam the other day Q
I'll do a private show just for you !
What about moi? A private show? Or are you all booked up?
Show me your tits first
Sorry forgot to add the *please* "
Even ‘the magic word’ will not get you a viewing of them! Pray tell which charm school did you attend?  |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"women ask does this train go to Manchester when the platform only one of 2 platforms
platform 2 goes to Sheffield and 2 local terminus
and platform she was same as me all go to Manchester felt like saying no it's going to king cross "
I’ve been known to do the same and I’m not ashamed of it. This was since a member of rail staff told me the wrong platform for a train so now I always ask even people like yourself ‘does this train go to Manchester?’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"women ask does this train go to Manchester when the platform only one of 2 platforms
platform 2 goes to Sheffield and 2 local terminus
and platform she was same as me all go to Manchester felt like saying no it's going to king cross
I’ve been known to do the same and I’m not ashamed of it. This was since a member of rail staff told me the wrong platform for a train so now I always ask even people like yourself ‘does this train go to Manchester?’ "
only 2 platforms thought at my local station |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"women ask does this train go to Manchester when the platform only one of 2 platforms
platform 2 goes to Sheffield and 2 local terminus
and platform she was same as me all go to Manchester felt like saying no it's going to king cross
I’ve been known to do the same and I’m not ashamed of it. This was since a member of rail staff told me the wrong platform for a train so now I always ask even people like yourself ‘does this train go to Manchester?’ only 2 platforms thought at my local station "
Unimportant to me! Even if it was 1 I would ask and not ashamed to. If you said Kings Cross you would be shown up not me my dear |
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