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my childhood was spent up the chimneys..
but one day ... I got free
chimchima nee - chimchima - nee
chimchim chariii.....
then I dived into a street painting and rode the horses on a fairground.....
then I shagged mary poppins up the chuff....
thats when I left childhood and became a perve...
yours ? |
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I slept amongst pink marshmallows as a child. It's something I have found great difficulty giving up. I did have a favourite marshmallow and when ever it came to marshmallow changing day I would throw oysters and truffles at nursey and hide my favourite mallow in the padded mallow box. |
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My childhood was spent playing on the mat with Leggo looking up my Aunties skirt.
Stockings and sussies,made my belly tingle but didn't know why.
I couldn't work out why her knickers had black fur round the legs either. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my childhood was spent up the chimneys..
but one day ... I got free
chimchima nee - chimchima - nee
chimchim chariii.....
then I dived into a street painting and rode the horses on a fairground.....
then I shagged mary poppins up the chuff....
thats when I left childhood and became a perve...
yours ?"
Lol aww View u brighten up my day  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"my childhood was spent up the chimneys..
but one day ... I got free
chimchima nee - chimchima - nee
chimchim chariii.....
then I dived into a street painting and rode the horses on a fairground.....
then I shagged mary poppins up the chuff....
thats when I left childhood and became a perve...
yours ?
Lol aww View u brighten up my day "
I try xxxxx 
and God loves a trier.... but the bassa hasna let me shag him yet.. or her if gods a her xxxxxx either way ok with me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my childhood was spent up the chimneys..
but one day ... I got free
chimchima nee - chimchima - nee
chimchim chariii.....
then I dived into a street painting and rode the horses on a fairground.....
then I shagged mary poppins up the chuff....
thats when I left childhood and became a perve...
yours ?
Lol aww View u brighten up my day
I try xxxxx
and God loves a trier.... but the bassa hasna let me shag him yet.. or her if gods a her xxxxxx either way ok with me lol "
What do you mean IF ? |
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"My childhood was spent playing on the mat with Leggo looking up my Aunties skirt.
Stockings and sussies,made my belly tingle but didn't know why.
I couldn't work out why her knickers had black fur round the legs either.
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Is this T or R ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My childhood was spent playing on the mat with Leggo looking up my Aunties skirt.
Stockings and sussies,made my belly tingle but didn't know why.
I couldn't work out why her knickers had black fur round the legs either.
Is this T or R ? "
Traces belly didn't start tingling 'till she saw Olivia Newton John in Grease! 
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My childhood was much more like Tom Sawyer than a cockney sweep. Living out in the sticks, spending lazy summers fishing by the river, hiding from Injun Joe, and taking Becky Thatcher in the cavern  |
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Ahhhhh/...the summer of '38 when uncle Oleg and I were brought before the great man, Josef Stalin. I was just a wee snip of a boy, and uncle was so proud to be bringing me to the Kremlin.
The great man chatted for a while to Oleg, then turning to me he asked what I would like.
Looking him straight in the eye I told him that I'd like him to drop his kecks and wave his todger in the face of his burly security guards.
Well.....uncle just fainted on the spot. The great man's face turned purple...and before u could say dosvadania we were both whisked off to the salt mines. Down in the dark, mining salt is where I spent my childhood, and even now I have an aversion to salt on my chips.
Oh my, Happy Days |
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I was abandoned...without a bye your leave, bang smack in the middle of the jungle.
Thankfully I was raised by a lovely grey bear and a panther.
Things didnt go wrong til i met the chimps and apes who were always swinging....I dont think any of it rubbed off on me or had an effect in my later life! |
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"I was abandoned...without a bye your leave, bang smack in the middle of the jungle.
Thankfully I was raised by a lovely grey bear and a panther.
Things didnt go wrong til i met the chimps and apes who were always swinging....I dont think any of it rubbed off on me or had an effect in my later life!"
Why did you leave out the part where they switched you with sticks ? |
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"Are you all on LCD? 
is that a new mind bending drug with the same properties as LSD 
didnt you know that fab dishes it out on joining the site 
You knew what I meant and it's a common typo I always make so go roll ya eyes somewhere else. "
aye right and I just seen flying pigs ...
must be the LCD again.... |
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"Are you all on LCD?
is that a new mind bending drug with the same properties as LSD
didnt you know that fab dishes it out on joining the site
You knew what I meant and it's a common typo I always make so go roll ya eyes somewhere else.
aye right and I just seen flying pigs ...
must be the LCD again.... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you all on LCD?
is that a new mind bending drug with the same properties as LSD
didnt you know that fab dishes it out on joining the site
You knew what I meant and it's a common typo I always make so go roll ya eyes somewhere else.
aye right and I just seen flying pigs ...
must be the LCD again....
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aye with your eyes rolling in your head like that ........ yu defo on LCD.. |
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