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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress, Sami, Voddy and others..Spring Edition # 114
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone "What....where.... | |||
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
What....where.... "113 yer daft fecker 
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
What....where....
113 yer daft fecker
Glad you got your dad sorted with a TV "I know...it soon goes doesn't it
Yes dad loves his new tv  | |||
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
What....where....
113 yer daft fecker
Glad you got your dad sorted with a TV
I know...it soon goes doesn't it
Yes dad loves his new tv "Hope you got him virgin tv  | |||
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"Hello again "Evening eenie | |||
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
What....where....
113 yer daft fecker
Glad you got your dad sorted with a TV
I know...it soon goes doesn't it
Yes dad loves his new tv
Hope you got him virgin tv"Haha | |||
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"Hello again "Evening sweetie | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie "Evening Mistress, how are you today? | |||
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"Hello again
Evening sweetie "I saw your previous reply before about my upcoming meet | |||
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"Hello again
Evening sweetie
I saw your previous reply before about my upcoming meet " enjoy | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today? "I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Fecking part time tosser ffs | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh "No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Hey Voddy | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Ooh lovely | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
"How is Nan? | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan? "Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions | |||
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"Evening girl's and grumpy "No I'm quite happy  | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions "Ah what a lovely saying | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions
Ah what a lovely saying "She has her moments like we all do but at her age she deserves it... | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions
Ah what a lovely saying
She has her moments like we all do but at her age she deserves it...
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
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"Evening girl's and grumpy "Me?  | |||
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"Evening girl's and grumpy
No I'm quite happy "I think your in the clear | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami" Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you "oh heck should we let the met people know | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know" | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
Cats windmill.... "Just been across the road | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
Cats windmill....
Just been across the road "Replied | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
Cats windmill....
Just been across the road
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"Where's that petal tosser gone? | |||
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"31 weeks till "Aw ffs start a fecking thread...go on it dare you | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone? "And there she is | |||
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"31 weeks till "No I hate | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is "Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already | |||
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"31 weeks till
Aw ffs start a fecking thread...go on it dare you "smug look | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already "well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere | |||
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"31 weeks till
Aw ffs start a fecking thread...go on it dare you smug look "And it applies here too....mad fecker | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already "She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere"Sami only cleans her own puddles up | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere"And Apple cores | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
Sami only cleans her own puddles up "I sometimes do other stuff if I have time... | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
And Apple cores "and choc wrappers | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away "Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
And Apple cores "I eat them | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be "You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
And Apple cores
I eat them "Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! "Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
And Apple cores
I eat them
Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right "Oh shit ...dad's are never wrong | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day!
Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills "few hundred more like | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! "4 yr old with a beard lmao | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day!
Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills few hundred more like" | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already
She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away
Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! 4 yr old with a beard lmao"Oi I fecking scrub up good | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!????" Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere
And Apple cores
I eat them
Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right
Oh shit ...dad's are never wrong "Of course you aren't | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!????" | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!???? Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it "Me too! | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!???? Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it "eh | |||
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"tell ya what i hope old jugg ears dont give her away " Haha | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well." Could you just run to the shop for me then Missus? | |||
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It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here "Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here "I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here
I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning "Good for you, a lovely day for a walk | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here
I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning
Good for you, a lovely day for a walk "Final coffee then I'm off | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south "Feck that I'm not forrest gump | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump "run forest run | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run "Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south "Afternoon Voddy xx | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now "Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS  angry face | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face "Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private? But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later "Yes, about £2500. catcha later | |||
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"Feeling lonely..... "I'm here | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here "Aw....hello | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later "Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello "Come on cracking a smile | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile "Or even just crack one ffs | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss"It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it! | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile " | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile
Or even just crack one ffs "Don't start me off | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss
It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it! "I'm the same....that's the way it should be but his health has to come first | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile
Or even just crack one ffs
Don't start me off "Bloody hell did I see below your buggering off? | |||
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"So now you've joined me, I have to go and dish up the salad. Keep my place warm 'til later. Don't let anyone nick my seat xx"Xx | |||
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"Creeps in and sits in Samis chair jumps up fast as it's wet "And I bet you've fecked off by the time I reply | |||
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"Creeps in and sits in Samis chair jumps up fast as it's wet
And I bet you've fecked off by the time I reply"places some nice juicey pears in the fruit bowl for mistress | |||
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"Creeps in and sits in Samis chair jumps up fast as it's wet
And I bet you've fecked off by the time I replyplaces some nice juicey pears in the fruit bowl for mistress "Aw feck you should ave WhatsApp'd me ffs | |||
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"Evening ... Almost asleep but thought I'd say hello "So it's hello good evening and....good night | |||
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"you want a latte" It's a little late...any dandi? | |||
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"Evening ... Almost asleep but thought I'd say hello
So it's hello good evening and....good night "Who knows? I may fall asleep phone in hand, by the same token, I may not sleep at all | |||
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"you want a latte" No thanks Voddy, I need some sleep ... Zzzzz | |||
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"you want a latte No thanks Voddy, I need some sleep ... Zzzzz" you can have brandy in yours | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss
It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it!
I'm the same....that's the way it should be but his health has to come first "It does, bless him | |||
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"gives sami her instant "Thank you darling I sat on a seat on the underground train, in London, couple of weeks ago and when I got up, my jeans were wet. I wozn't me | |||
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"gives sami her instant
Thank you darling I sat on a seat on the underground train, in London, couple of weeks ago and when I got up, my jeans were wet. I wozn't me "ah that was ur sis in law trying to blame you | |||
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"gives sami her instant
Thank you darling I sat on a seat on the underground train, in London, couple of weeks ago and when I got up, my jeans were wet. I wozn't me ah that was ur sis in law trying to blame you"Haha she was actually, Voddy. Her right cheek was wet, where she had sat beside me | |||
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"Hey wheres jim been the last few nights?" Hmmm..dunno... | |||
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"Hey wheres jim been the last few nights? Hmmm..dunno..." Must be still celebrating villas win | |||
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"I'm off to bed I can talk to myself there " | |||
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"Morning all its hot alreadyx" Morning Voddy | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready" So is my coffee beans | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready" Thank you Voddy | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans " | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick "Haha | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha "Nearly on page 4 | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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Nearly on page 4 "Gordon Bennett | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett "Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami "Ooh....you famous....you is! | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is! "As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon "No...not you. You've always bean up there! | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon
No...not you. You've always bean up there! "along with sean | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
Haha
Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon
No...not you. You've always bean up there! along with sean "Of course, Voddy | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings "ello mr drake | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake "Eeh? | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh? "Charlie drake...'ello my darlings' | |||
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"would you care for a instant sami and a lemon whirl" Yes please, lovely | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings' " | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings' "Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee | |||
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"would you care for a instant sami and a lemon whirl Yes please, lovely "passes sami a instant and some cuecumber sandwiches with crusts cut off | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee "Haha, love history lessons | |||
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"would you care for a instant sami and a lemon whirl Yes please, lovely passes sami a instant and some cuecumber sandwiches with crusts cut off "Ooh lovely,just how cook does them for me | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons "One can only try | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try "and you can be very | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very "Fecker | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very
Fecker " | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very
Fecker "Now now ladies | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very
Fecker
Now now ladies "I'm off for a walk...well a drive | |||
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"i see jugg ears is doing the honours " Haha Actually quite nice for him, as he has no daughters to walk down the aisle My darling dad walked me and my sister and his two sisters and niece down the aisle. I said he should hire himself out He was great at speeches | |||
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"Good afternoon me darlings ello mr drake
Eeh?
Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very
Fecker
Now now ladies
I'm off for a walk...well a drive "Ok..catcha later xx | |||
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"I'm back "did you get us supper | |||
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"I'm back did you get us supper"Nah I had chips earlier so I'm fecked now ...just a apple and a couple of custard creams later | |||
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"I'm back did you get us supper
Nah I had chips earlier so I'm fecked now ...just a apple and a couple of custard creams later "Move away from the custard creams...NOW... | |||
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"I'm back did you get us supper
Nah I had chips earlier so I'm fecked now ...just a apple and a couple of custard creams later
Move away from the custard creams...NOW... "dont worry berts licked the custard off em | |||
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"I'm back did you get us supper
Nah I had chips earlier so I'm fecked now ...just a apple and a couple of custard creams later
Move away from the custard creams...NOW... dont worry berts licked the custard off em "Doh..beat me to it | |||
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"Evening all. Be very afraid, as I am back, fully online after 5.5 days without any Internet cover." Nightmare Iain | |||
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"Evening all ... In that almost conked out state again. *Brags* Made hot pics myself again today ... Always makes me laugh to be honest when it happens "Hey well done you! | |||
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"Evening all ... In that almost conked out state again. *Brags* Made hot pics myself again today ... Always makes me laugh to be honest when it happens
Hey well done you! "Just page 6 but it's a bit of a boost ... As well as being hilarious because of the attention it brings | |||
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"Evening all. Be very afraid, as I am back, fully online after 5.5 days without any Internet cover." ya dont scare sami and me | |||
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"Evening all ... In that almost conked out state again. *Brags* Made hot pics myself again today ... Always makes me laugh to be honest when it happens
Hey well done you!
Just page 6 but it's a bit of a boost ... As well as being hilarious because of the attention it brings "what in the sun | |||
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"Evening all. Be very afraid, as I am back, fully online after 5.5 days without any Internet cover. Nightmare Iain "Advance warning - unlikely to be on tomorrow night, busy with guests from a wedding here; my boss is on with me till 3am to cover Bar. | |||
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