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You're in bed with the poster above, but you've got to leave ASAP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him 
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick 
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan  "
Doesn't know one once of poetry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan
Doesn't know one once of poetry!"
Eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan
Doesn't know one once of poetry!
Eh? "
That was supposed to say ounce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan
Doesn't know one once of poetry!
Eh?
That was supposed to say ounce "
What do you mean by that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan
Doesn't know one once of poetry!
Eh?
That was supposed to say ounce
What do you mean by that? "
He's call poetsday. and I said I was leaving because he doesn't know poetry.
I think I may be missing something here/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had an accident after I pegged him
Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick
He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan
Doesn't know one once of poetry!
Eh?
That was supposed to say ounce
What do you mean by that?
He's call poetsday. and I said I was leaving because he doesn't know poetry.
I think I may be missing something here/"
No, you are right.. he’s shit |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema 
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love "
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!! |
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!! "
She doesn’t lick ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love "
Need to go buy more condoms lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!
She doesn’t lick ladies!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it"
Sorry, it’s just gonna be me and my secret man crush! Which is no longer a secret  |
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!
She doesn’t lick ladies!
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His willy really IS a banana!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
Sorry, it’s just gonna be me and my secret man crush! Which is no longer a secret "
Well darn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!
She doesn’t lick ladies!
His willy really IS a banana! "
She drained me and I had to go and recharge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!
She doesn’t lick ladies!
His willy really IS a banana! "
She stopped to take mid-sex selfies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema
Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it
To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love
He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!
She doesn’t lick ladies!
His willy really IS a banana!
She stopped to take mid-sex selfies "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I sobered up I found a wig and fake boobs on the floor
That he didn't appreciate my wig and silicone implants
Mrs x "
Turns out they didn't want my "waterfall"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't a fart
It wasn't the first time!
Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out
The dog needs walking
PERVERTS!!!
oh sorry, that’s an l  "
David Bowie jumped out of the wardrobe |
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"It wasn't a fart
It wasn't the first time!
Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out
The dog needs walking
PERVERTS!!!
oh sorry, that’s an l
David Bowie jumped out of the wardrobe "
If darkangel18 is on bed with me I'm not leaving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.  "
Because neither of us is a bi-fem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.
Because neither of us is a bi-fem "
Because I'm bi and not required. |
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"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.
Because neither of us is a bi-fem
Because I'm bi and not required. "
Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.
Because neither of us is a bi-fem
Because I'm bi and not required.
Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool "
Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke. |
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"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.
Because neither of us is a bi-fem
Because I'm bi and not required.
Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool
Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke. "
I've prematurely ejaculated |
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"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!
They blocked us
Have to get up early for work in the morning.
Because neither of us is a bi-fem
Because I'm bi and not required.
Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool
Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke.
I've prematurely ejaculated "
He came and went |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You said yous were beginners
Need to take my diabetes medication
Wait I don't live in Shrewsbury"
We've ate all his chocolate brownie's and realised he doesn't accom so think we may have overstayed our welcome just a tad |
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